May/Jun
2096
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Eternal Travelers, and finishing in third place overall were black widow.

Jeffrey `Helbert` Elbert of Murphys Mercs died at The Pit.


Setsuko `Satomi` Fujiwara of The Tacticals died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Erin Burns of Bears Den died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Iona `Blondie` Bohl of blue rock died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Harold McGuinness of Clan Hammer died at Once Upon a Town.


Jennifer Upton of Raven Lunatics died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Phillip `Hodge` Hodges of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


David Trevino of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Kelly Oakes of KILLtoll died at Road to Elmsfield.


David Epps of Scarzams Sandmen died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Jimmy Otto of Ramjammers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Amanda Phillips of Clan Hammer died at Pathway to Darkness.


Edwina Hague of Interstate 82 died at Road to Elmsfield.


Griselda Howard of Interstate 82 died at Road to Elmsfield.


Randy Schutt of black widow died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Manual `Psycho` Perkins of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Texan.


Frank `Doc` McCoy of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Texan.


Patricia Brisco of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Texan.


`War Machine` William Wheeler of Chaos Engineering died at Sandy.


Brandon `Brand and ` Parker of black widow died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Michael Swanson of SSI Warriors died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


`CRAFTY` Stacy Crafton of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


`Shit Storm` Kenneth Price of The Trouser Attacks died at Swamps of Dagon.


Eva Klem of BlachHat died at Ring of Death Arena.


Ivy Young of Romans Legion died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Warrior` Wayne Roman of Romans Legion died at Pathway to Darkness.


Jennifer Bella of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Arron Mayo of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Chuck `De Mechino` Capo of Comanche died at Acid Land.


`Mechy` Suzette Masters of Comanche died at Acid Land.


Arthur `The Mechy` Anderson of Comanche died at Acid Land.


Ross `The Boss` Morris of DWGs Most Hated died at Gates of Somerset.


Christine Brissette of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Somerset.


Joseph Matthews of COCYTUS died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Rosanna White of Jans Gang Bang died at Lost Oasis.


Dick Hacker of Bamboo Cutters died at Gates of Somerset.


Don Vinci of Bamboo Cutters died at Gates of Somerset.


Jessica Starks of Raven Lunatics died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


David Wahl of Blue Foxs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Tonya Brault of Blue Foxs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Vincent Mayberry of Blue Foxs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Alexander Best of housers died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Corey Loughman of Murphys Mercs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Kimberly Dematteo of Interstate 82 died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Marion `Greasemonkey` Hargis of Iron Paladins died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Mechy` Suzette Masters of Comanche died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Chuck `De Mechino` Capo of Comanche died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Mark Rich of The Trouser Attacks died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Nathaniel Thompson of The Trouser Attacks died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Terrence Chambers of Project Cerberus died at Scattered Grounds.


Anthony `Sasquatch` Armijo of Project Cerberus died at Scattered Grounds.


Cherilyn `numero uno ` Allison of housers died at Road to Somerset.


Anthony Thurman of housers died at Road to Somerset.


Ray `Mcoys V` Hatfield of Eternal Travelers died at Serpentine Road.


Carlton Gordon of housers died at Road to Somerset.


Dorothy Frank of DWGs Most Hated died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Karen Nolan of Raven Lunatics died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Elisabeth Roman of Romans Legion died at Road to Somerset.


Veronica Packer of Iron Paladins died at Highway to Hell.


Bradley Sampson of Iron Paladins died at Highway to Hell.


Heather Meurer of The Trouser Attacks died at Road to Somerset.


Rickie Uribe of Iron Paladins died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Trevor Fish of Iron Paladins died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Robin `Bosslady` Hurley of Iron Paladins died at Once Upon a Town.


Charles `Danzig` Minor of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Ronald Slater of Bears Den died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Alan Thomas of black widow died at Road to Somerset.


Scott `Long Haul` Ly of Eternal Travelers died at The Pit.


Douglas `Wheelman` Jones of Eternal Travelers died at The Pit.


`Bake` Marvin Morris of black widow died at Road to Somerset.


Kittie Gallo of black widow died at Road to Somerset.


`Mechy` Daniel Weil of Comanche died at Gates of Somerset.


Daryl Grant of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset.


Eduardo Cole of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset.


Robert Moore of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset.


Floyd Holmes of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset.


Gerald Messier of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Somerset.


Eugene Patton of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Somerset.


Sarah Brown of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Somerset.


Salena `get up and` Gomez of KILLtoll died at Lost Oasis.


Thomas Carnes of housers died at Blown With the Wind.


Gerald Osteen of The Trouser Attacks died at Road to Somerset.


Sherman Kane of Steel Clan died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Niger Dux` Julius Caesar of Steel Clan died at Road to Elmsfield.


Mario `Slater` Lopez of Steel Clan died at Road to Elmsfield.


Mark Moody of Iron Paladins died at Highway to Hell.


Kali Haynes of Iron Paladins died at Highway to Hell.


Karen Smith of Bears Den died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Spitfire` Larry Abrams of Iron Paladins died at Once Upon a Town.


`Swift` Ryan Morgan of black widow died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Benny Jett of Renshai died at Lost Oasis.


Allen `Freddie` Kruger of Eternal Travelers died at Serpentine Road.


`Fluffy` Bunny Slaughter of Eternal Travelers died at Serpentine Road.


`Fragile` James Saiz of Eternal Travelers died at Serpentine Road.



Most Active Gangs

As part of our occasional roundup of the most busy gangs in Evan right now, we can report the following.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Bears Den. Their most favoured type of event has been the deathrace, although they have also competed in numerous combat events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. McSpankys Meats, owned by GO FORNICATE YERSELF.
2. ELMS FIST, owned by GO FORNICATE YERSELF.
3. The Pizza Squad, owned by Project Cerberus.
4. Evil Deeds, owned by Waskal Wabbitz.
5. Camp Town Races, owned by Eternal Travelers.



Darkwinds Most Wanted Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Darkwinds Most Wanted taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Lattes Raiders, and finishing in third place overall were Road Assassins.
Leagues Roundup

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Afrika Korps
Evan Deathrace Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - SLESTAGE
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Interstate 82

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Cali and the Zards
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Northern Paintball League - Lattes Raiders
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relationships between the slavers and the merchants has improved substantially, following the delivery of three hundred strong backed workers to the factories in Texan.



Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Kings of Metal.
2. Afrika Korps.
3. Steel Clan.
4. Splurs Scroungers.
5. thebills.
6. Force of Valor.
7. Triskellon.
8. Fyve Fynger Fiends.
9. Harrys Hippos.
10. Clan Hammer.

The heaviest addict in Kings of Metal is Lady Jayne, and her favourite tipple is Alcohol.



Gary Love

We`re paying tribute to the legendary Gary Love, a renowned gunner from Hot Trax.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.