Mar/Apr
2096
Lattes Raiders Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Lattes Raiders taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Desert Hyenas, and finishing in third place overall were Concrete Golems.

Scarzams Sandmen Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with Scarzams Sandmen taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were GO FORNICATE YERSELF, and finishing in third place overall were DWGs Most Hated.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Tusio, and finishing in third place overall were Lattes Raiders.

Shirley `The Charm` Donohoe of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Phillip `Waspy` Beale of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Charlotte `Rightie` Abernathy of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Modern` John Marin of F-Bombs died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Scott Spratt of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Gordon Garcia of 4.0 GPA fighters died at Gates of Somerset.


Joseph `Justa Burna` Jansen of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Terrilyn `Big Top` Compton of TheFireDragons died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Lori Dunn of TheFireDragons died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Corrina Locke of TheFireDragons died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Alvin `WingNut` Faulkner of TheFireDragons died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


`Wiggin` Ralph Holloway of black widow died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Scott Ransom of Scrap Bois died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Jacob Boyer of Derfs Dastards died at Northern Speedway.


Ophelia `O`nother Shot` O`Grady of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Northern Farm Land.


Henry Weaver of Bears Den died at Ring of Death Arena.


Hubert Pedrick of Derfs Dastards died at Somerset Arena.


Julissa `Big Rig` Clark of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Shantyville.


`Sing`in` Shonna Williams of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Shantyville.


`Trailer Park` Shawn Smith of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Shantyville.


Willie Moore of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Shantyville.


`Marvelous ` Ana Utt of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Shantyville.


Annabell Caldwell of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Shantyville.


Thomas `Grease` Rowland of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Shantyville.


Arthur Duvall of Bears Den died at Somerset Arena.


Corey Griffin of Derfs Dastards died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


James Young of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Uncle` Randy Smith of TheFireDragons died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Joseph `Broken` Beckwith of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Elizabeth Butler of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Scattered Grounds.


`Big Gunny` June Knox of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


Fredrick `The Brother` Welch of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


`Long Gunner` Clark Massey of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


Greg `TheSnake` Pumphrey of TheFireDragons died at Once Upon a Town.


Arthur Woods of Harrys Hippos died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Greg `Hawkeye` Kaufman of Harrys Hippos died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jason `Crazytalk` Pearson of Harrys Hippos died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Sarita `Swing Low` Swoboda of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Outback of Nowhere.


Arlene Adolph of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Gino Yelverton of Bears Den died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Max Caulkins of KILLtoll died at Lost Oasis.


`XXX` King Edward of Comanche died at The Pit.


Angel Grigsby of Comanche died at The Pit.


Tyler `FORNICATE YO` Self of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Yolanda Cribb of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Anna Simeon of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Octavio Bongiorno of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Timothy Johns of Murphys Mercs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Dick Derryberry of black widow died at Ring of Death Arena.


Guy `That one ` Black of black widow died at Ring of Death Arena.


Dick `Fancy` Yancy of black widow died at Lost Oasis.


Edward Deaton of Project Cerberus died at Gates of Somerset.


Patricia Bradley of BlachHat died at Ring of Death Arena.


Thomas `Jack Knife` Serrano of Chameleon died at Once Upon a Town.


Melissa Gordon of River City Gamblers died at Chaos Canyon.


Gary McKenzie of River City Gamblers died at Chaos Canyon.


Roy Lehmann of River City Gamblers died at Chaos Canyon.


Brittney Swords of Bamboo Cutters died at Outback of Nowhere.


Jerome Richardson of Eternal Travelers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Willie `Red Stranger` Nelson of Eternal Travelers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Eugene `Dennis The` Minnis of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Cynthia `Doll` Brinson of Eternal Travelers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Lincoln McQueen of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Somerset.


`Gunny` Chad Davis of Chameleon died at The Pit.


`Big Gun` Daryl Bales of Chameleon died at The Pit.


`Gunny` Arthur Hill of Chameleon died at The Pit.


`Big Gunner` James Kern of Chameleon died at The Pit.


Joseph Worden of black widow died at Blown With the Wind.


Jimmy Vandyke of F-Bombs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Sonia Hall of Eternal Travelers died at Road to Somerset.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $1121.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $997.
3. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $919.
4. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $254.
5. Darkwinds Most Wanted (Somerset): $228.
6. PA Racers (Somerset): $193.
7. Interstate 82 (Somerset): $103.
8. Romper Room (Somerset): $93.
9. Blur Syndicate (Somerset): $50.

Evan Leagues

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - Cali and the Zards
Evan Deathrace Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Interstate 82

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Winter Warmup League - Joels Bastards
Northern Paintball League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Lattes Raiders
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Project Cerberus
Somerset Race League - Scarzams Sandmen
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Interstate 82



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Celebrity Vehicles

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
6. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
12. Jackal owned by Devilz Rejectz.
13. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
14. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
15. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.



Evan Hunsicker

We`re paying tribute to the legendary Evan Hunsicker, a renowned scout from tuff guys wear pink.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.