Jul/Aug
2095
Steel Clan Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Steel Clan taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Ring of Fire, and finishing in third place overall were Cursed Earth.

blue rock Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with blue rock taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were black widow, and finishing in third place overall were Scarzams Sandmen.

PerforatedPoo Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with PerforatedPoo taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Concrete Golems, and finishing in third place overall were Rocky Horror.

Morgan Sacked!

Reports indicate that the isolated town of Morgan has been sacked by local pirates. Numerous resources, weapons and vehicles were lost to the raiders.

Rodriguez Roughnecks Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with Rodriguez Roughnecks taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Northern Mutant Alliance, and finishing in third place overall were Cali and the Zards.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were El Nubnubs, and finishing in third place overall were The High Rollers.

`The Undying` Richard Feeney of TheBeastsAreHere died at Northern Desert Circuit.


John Morrison of THERAPISTS died at The Pit.


Adolph Carroll of THERAPISTS died at The Pit.


David Black of TheBeastsAreHere died at Northern Farm Land.


Anthony Delaney of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Marshal` Alejandro Henderson of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Bryan Komar of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at The Pits.


Mauricio Sheehan of thiccies died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Brian `Doc` Dahmen of F-Bombs died at Once Upon a Town.


Brandon `Loves` Gary of Exbeefeater died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Margery King of Exbeefeater died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Midnight` Virgil Berlin of Exbeefeater died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`I Was` Justin Spencer of Exbeefeater died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Gerald Miller of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Gates of Somerset.


Colene `Lion Heart` Lyons of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Gates of Somerset.


Kenneth Cook of extinctioners died at Gates of Somerset.


Son Ford of xbxwy Bums died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Grant Salzman of Raven Lunatics died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


`Terrible` Tony Roy of No Guardian Angel died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Not Dead Yet` Noelle Hernandez of No Guardian Angel died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Lucky` Laci Urbina of No Guardian Angel died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Christina Hulsey of the big sads died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Marcus McFerren of Gore Inc died at Somerset Arena.


`WILD DOG` Rufus Schweiger of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at The Dunes Race Course.


Kevin Glover of Interstate 82 died at The Pit.


`Smoking` Blair Andres of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


`Brave` Carie An of Romans Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


Joseph Jones of The Burning Coalition died at Chaos Canyon.


Dan `The Man` Hardy of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Northern Farm Land.


`Broken Tooth` Moon Warrior of Romans Legion died at Gates of Somerset.


`General` Aldo Roman of Romans Legion died at Gates of Somerset.


`Trucker` Susan Petersen of Forced Religion died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Emily `Sexy` Horn of Forced Religion died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Mechanic` Eddie Numbers of Forced Religion died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Luis `the Lizard` Williamson of Vicious Little Suckers died at Once Upon a Town.


Danille `Danigirl` Long of Vicious Little Suckers died at Once Upon a Town.


Mark Littrell of Vicious Little Suckers died at Once Upon a Town.


Martha Jefferson of El Nubnubs died at Highway to Hell.


`Boogie Man` Brian Bogdan of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jeff `No Speaky ` English of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Michael `Mad Mike` Wright of blue rock died at Road to Elmsfield.


Ralph Darby of KILLtoll died at Northern Speedway.


Willie Thompson of DWGs Most Hated died at Gates of Somerset.


Edgar Perry of TheLootHunters died at Double Down Arena.


Celia `CC of Love` Coulter of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Blown With the Wind.


Gregory `The Gun` Engebretson of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Blown With the Wind.


Dino `drift king` Ceja of KILLtoll died at Gates of Somerset.


Richard Borg of Dirty Lickins died at Road to Somerset.


John `Vangers` Vang of The Burning Coalition died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Douglas Arrington of The Diamond snakes died at Highway to Hell.


Michael Noel of Korins Killers died at Miasma Crude Race Track.


Roman `Must Not Kill` Roman of Romans Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


Billy `Big Bore` Clark of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Somerset.


Curt Fenstermacher of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Somerset.


Matthew Krueger of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Somerset.


Roy Schwartz of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Somerset.


Daniel `Freddy` Krueger of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Patricia `The Militia` Sowders of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Roxy `Moxy Foxy` Raines of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Blur Syndicate (Somerset): $1339.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $1166.
3. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $782.
4. Brotherhood of the Wheel (Shantyville): $540.
5. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $354.
6. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $320.
7. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $174.
8. Brotherhood of the Wheel (Gateway Truckstop): $114.
9. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $76.

Leagues Roundup

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Deathrace Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Brotherhood of the Wheel
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Dirty Lickins

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Elmsfield Summer Classic League - El Nubnubs
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Monster Driver
Northern Summer League - El Nubnubs
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - PerforatedPoo
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Deathrace League - blue rock



Political Update

The relationship between the Badlands Truckstop and Merchants faction has cooled, due to what is perceived as `extortionate` gates fees charged to convoys passing through the truckstop.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.