Sep/Oct
2095
Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Longos Merry Men.

Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Longos Merry Men.

PA Racers Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Interstate 82.

Carolina Cline of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Gates of Somerset.


Lori `Lorry` Cohen of The Burning Coalition died at Once Upon a Town.


Karl Wetmore of The Burning Coalition died at Once Upon a Town.


`The Girl` Jennifer Blackwood of The Burning Coalition died at Once Upon a Town.


Larry Lee of The Burning Coalition died at Once Upon a Town.


Helen Davis of Interstate 82 died at Gates of Somerset.


Jeannette `assless` Chapman of KILLtoll died at Blown With the Wind.


`Mister 2 U` Stewart Keith of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Frances Creamer of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Michael `Burnt` Brown of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Comrade` Thelma Moore of Special Circumstances died at Chaos Canyon.


Camille Partington of extinctioners died at Road to Somerset.


Mae Riter of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Janet Loose of Roadmash died at Ring of Death Arena.


Erin Lewis of Roadmash died at Ring of Death Arena.


Robert Johnson of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Great Southern Desert.


Donald Fultz of black widow died at Road to Somerset.


Jason Lowery of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Sara Perl of Re-Tired Irons died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Johanna Jackson of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Gates of Somerset.


Harold Barrett of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Diego Strobel of rebelfish resurgent II died at Once Upon a Town.


`The Beastly` Melissa Arteaga of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Bradley `Bones` Boone of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Miguel `Give-M-Hell` Marshall of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jennifer Rich of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Christopher `Chappy` Chapman of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Kevin Cronan of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Lost Oasis.


Fernando Addison of Caravansis died at Double Down Arena.


James Flick of THERAPISTS died at Once Upon a Town.


`Nasty` Nickolas Nicodemus of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Road to Somerset.


Rex Williams of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Todd Weesner of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Maxwell Carr of black widow died at Ring of Death Arena.


Lyle Weir of DWGs Most Hated died at Northern Farm Land.


Timothy Colvin of THERAPISTS died at Highway to Hell.


Brenda Sklar of blue rock died at Double Down Arena.


`Recon` John Berndt of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


`Cyclops` Olen Warrior of Romans Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


Pinkie `Legs` Warrior of Romans Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


`Top Knot` Fletcher Warrior of Romans Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


Shirley Phillips of Romans Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


Becky Scott of Romans Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


Dave Archer of the mad mad crushers died at Telegraph Road.


Steven Bear of the mad mad crushers died at Telegraph Road.


Michael Kelly of the mad mad crushers died at Telegraph Road.


Scarlet Slaughter of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Somerset.


Kenneth `Big` O`Hare of Dead Stop died at Elmsfield Hills Rally Circuit.


Edwin Reimer of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Otis Knight of KILLtoll died at Road to Somerset.


Linda Andre of Re-Tired Irons died at Road to Somerset.


Major Man of Re-Tired Irons died at Road to Somerset.


Ima Raper of Romper Room died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Amanda Becerra of Interstate 82 died at Gates of Somerset.


Shawn Redfern of the mad mad crushers died at Once Upon a Town.


Lance `The Surfer` Jones of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Road to Somerset.


Franklyn `Ulyssis` Cline of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Road to Somerset.


Rodrigo Pritchard of extinctioners died at Lost Oasis.


Max Caulkins of KILLtoll died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Jane `Turncoat` Haddock of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Benny `Salty` Balls of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Tina `1 Arm wonder` Chambers of black widow died at Once Upon a Town.


`Bad Penny` Howard Wagner of black widow died at Once Upon a Town.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $1189.
2. Blur Syndicate (Somerset): $705.
3. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $314.
4. Rattle and Hum (Somerset): $226.
5. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $178.
6. Brotherhood of the Wheel (Shantyville): $138.
7. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $99.
8. KILLtoll (Somerset): $81.
9. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $71.
10. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Shantyville): $61.

Political Update

A well-known activist from the Evan Reds was preaching from his soap box again about arranged betting on arena events. Locals caught on and stopped betting. This caused great loses to the mafia. The activist was later found dead, a bullet to the head. Relations have deteriorated.



Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Kings of Metal.
2. 5ive Crew.
3. Fyve Fynger Fiends.
4. F-Bombs.
5. Bad Baby Bunnies.
6. Clan Hammer.
7. Force of Valor.
8. Splurs Scroungers.
9. Interstate 82.
10. thebills.

The heaviest addict in Kings of Metal is Lady Jayne, and her favourite tipple is Alcohol.



Micheal Godinez

We`re paying tribute to the legendary Micheal Godinez, a renowned driver from PerforatedPoo.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.