May/Jun
2095
blue rock Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with blue rock taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Stargazer, and finishing in third place overall were Dirge.

`Shades` Dallas Roman of Romans Legion died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Eyes` Douglas Guerrero of The Burning Coalition died at Once Upon a Town.


Daniel Carreno of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Glenda Meyer of PA Racers died at Maure Dore.


Suzanne Avery of Vicious Little Suckers died at Northern Farm Land.


Bryan Mowery of WhyamIhere1 died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


William Brown of The Burning Coalition died at Northern Farm Land.


Phil Baldwin of Genocide died at Once Upon a Town.


Bryan Moses of Genocide died at Once Upon a Town.


`Incomparable` Betty Allen of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at PirateCanyon.


Thomas Johnson of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Thomas Glasper of Dirty Lickins died at The Pit.


`Plowing` Paul Phillips of TheBeastsAreHere died at Gates of Somerset.


Carlton Walls of Raven Lunatics died at The Pit.


Johnny Howard of Creatures of Chaos died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Staci Burnett of FireWolf died at Gates of Somerset.


Vincent Badillo of FireWolf died at Gates of Somerset.


Bess `Fire Rain` Castillo of harimau died at Gates of Somerset.


Mamie Sturgeon of FireWolf died at Gates of Somerset.


Louise `speed queen` Alley of KILLtoll died at Gates of Somerset.


Gracie Lopez of Comanche died at Scattered Grounds.


Apryl Smith of El Nubnubs died at Road to Elmsfield.


Maranda Delahoussaye of El Nubnubs died at Road to Elmsfield.


Kit `Legs` Roman of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


Jodi `Rock and Roll` Roman of Romans Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


James `Stone` Mason of Blur Syndicate died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Courtney Ennis of Re-Tired Irons died at Once Upon a Town.


Bart Simpson of Renshai died at Northern Farm Land.


Nathan Ozuna of The Burning Coalition died at Highway to Hell.


Sara Perl of Re-Tired Irons died at Highway to Hell.


`Batman` James Wynne of The Burning Coalition died at Highway to Hell.


Dorothy Scruggs of TheBeastsAreHere died at Highway to Hell.


Norma Ennis of Re-Tired Irons died at Highway to Hell.


James `Jim` Clark of blue rock died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Vincent Taylor of F-Bombs died at Northern Farm Land.


Jinny `onearm bandit` Jung of harimau died at Lost Oasis.


Stacy `fast fury` Webber of harimau died at Lost Oasis.


Julie Bravo of Renshai died at Lost Oasis.


Jeremy Hunt of Vicious Little Suckers died at Northern Farm Land.


George Salisbury of Forced Religion died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Matt Zane of RedFenders died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Rhonda `Ronnie` Drake of blue rock died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Sharolyn Zimmerman of Interstate 82 died at Road to Elmsfield.


Richard `big rig` Ridge of KILLtoll died at Road to Somerset.


Marlene Brassfield of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Mike Tolley of Re-Tired Irons died at Gates of Somerset.


`Battle Angel` Sadie Baez of Conjurers United died at Gates of Somerset.


Huey `Longshot` Lamanna of Brotherhood of the Wheel died at Outback of Nowhere.


Carmen Victor of Gabieitors died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Terry `Penny` Lane of Exalted died at Road to Somerset.


William `Ham` Merz of Exalted died at Road to Somerset.


Cristina Ricci of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Somerset.


Sarah `Irish` Bolger of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Somerset.


Gemma Chan of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Somerset.


Emma Stone of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Somerset.


Dee Gonzalez of The /k/ubers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $1619.
2. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $1185.
3. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $788.
4. Blur Syndicate (Somerset): $698.
5. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $414.
6. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $207.
7. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $149.
8. PA Racers (Somerset): $143.
9. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Gateway Truckstop): $81.
10. Rabid Groundhogs (Gateway Truckstop): $61.



Stargazer Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Stargazer taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were The Turpins, and finishing in third place overall were El Nubnubs.
Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Creatures of Chaos
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Creatures of Chaos
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Dirty Lickins

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Spring Challenge League - Stargazer
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Steel Clan
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - PA Racers
Northern Paintball League - Stargazer
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.