Mar/Apr
2095
Stargazer Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Stargazer taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Concrete Golems, and finishing in third place overall were Lattes Raiders.

El Nubnubs Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with El Nubnubs taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were blue rock, and finishing in third place overall were Scarzams Sandmen.

PA Racers Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Ring of Fire, and finishing in third place overall were Steam Army.

`Handy` Sheryl McConnell of Burning ashes died at Gates of Somerset.


Ida Echevarria of Burning ashes died at Gates of Somerset.


Debbie Weinstein of Under the Banner died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Jose `Triggerfinger` Charon of Stargazer died at The Pit.


`Crackshot` Junior Warrior of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


Rico Warrior of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


Linda Morgan of Revenants died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`DeathLander` Weldon Jones of TheFireDragons died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Vincent Wiggins of Genocide died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Dorothy Berg of Interstate 82 died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Patricia Jenkins of Creatures of Chaos died at Gates of Morgan.


Norma Ennis of Re-Tired Irons died at Gates of Somerset.


Marie `Theresa` Pimental of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Marlene `Coke Bottle` Wells of TheFireDragons died at Road to Somerset.


Michael McCloy of The Burning Coalition died at Northern Farm Land.


Philip Brooks of The Burning Coalition died at Northern Farm Land.


Sybil Davis of Revenants died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Christoper Neel of Blur Syndicate died at Gates of Somerset.


Gregory Fullmer of Dirty Mo Posse died at The Pit.


Albert `Doesn`t` Gamble of Revenants died at Somerset Super Speedway.


David Johnson of Comanche died at Northern Farm Land.


Elene `The Cleaner` Clarke of TheFireDragons died at Northern Desert Circuit.


`Tenderfoot` Kerry Levine of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Merle `Suave` Schaub of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Texan.


Jonathan `Menthol` Vick of blue rock died at Ring of Death Arena.


Reginald Dudley of Sham Bulls died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Harry `LAS` Vargas of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Farm Land.


Erin Andre of Re-Tired Irons died at Northern Farm Land.


Kraig Warrior of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


`SCREW GIRL` Florence Moen of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Road to Somerset.


Karl `The Russian` Marx of Ragnarok Racing died at Northern Farm Land.


Joseph `Dill Hole` Picklesimer of Ragnarok Racing died at Northern Farm Land.


Carol Steele of Ragnarok Racing died at Northern Farm Land.


Buster `Hymen` Fikes of Ragnarok Racing died at Northern Farm Land.


`Battle Angel` Pamela Valentine of Conjurers United died at Northern Farm Land.


Scott `ExXon` Valdez of Creatures of Chaos died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jess `Doctor` Demasi of blue rock died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Brenda `Gassy` Gass of blue rock died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Deadeye` Louie Roman of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


Arlene Adam of muyayos died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Tamika `Is Really` Mello of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Rolf `Wolfman` Vasquez of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


William Hand of muyayos died at Ring of Death Arena.


Jesse Rizo of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Elmsfield.


Ernest Adams of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Elmsfield.


Ethel `Goes Down` Dailey of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`The King` Elvis Presley of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Cockhitch` Alfred Hitchcock of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Slutty` Margaret Thompson of Rhoubhes Law died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Wilson `Cast Away` Martin of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


John `Collateral` McGuire of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Margret Wilson of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jerald `Montezuma` Montez of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


`Bounty` Hunter Roman of Romans Legion died at Highway to Hell.


Amanda `The Bandito` Laseter of Evil Elves died at Highway to Hell.


`Dizzy` Eddie Gillespie of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


Phil `Sniper` Mahler of Forced Religion died at Double Down Arena.


`Dr.` Buster Hyman of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Acid Land.


`Sunshine` Beth Roman of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


Daniel Harp of KILLtoll died at Road to Somerset.


Francisco `numnut` Torres of KILLtoll died at Road to Somerset.


Harold `Admiral` Nelson of blue rock died at The Pit.


Joseph `Henry` Rollins of blue rock died at The Pit.


Rusty `oLD` Games of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Acid Land.


David Costales of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Vance Jones of PA Racers died at Burning Skies.


`Crocodile` Dan Dee of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


Bernadette Roman of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


`Snow White` Winter Warrior of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $2769.
2. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $1633.
3. Blur Syndicate (Somerset): $1116.
4. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $545.
5. Rabid Groundhogs (Gateway Truckstop): $282.
6. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $176.
7. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $156.
8. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Gateway Truckstop): $90.
9. Creatures of Chaos (Somerset): $81.
10. GrindHouse (Somerset): $71.



Movers and $hakers


 

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. TheFireDragons: $750857.
2. Dirty Lickins: $265950.
3. Stargazer: $227405.
4. El Nubnubs: $164049.
5. One Of Many: $148389.

We caught up with the current leader of the FireDragons, Charles 'Peterbuilt' Patton.
When asked to comment the grizzled old War Wagon Ace quotes a long forgotten word burger.

"I make myself rich by making my wants few."

Henry David Thoreau
Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
6. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
12. Jackal owned by Devilz Rejectz.
13. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
14. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
15. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.