May/Jun
2094
Unicycle Boyz Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Unicycle Boyz taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Cam Combustors, and finishing in third place overall were Lattes Raiders.

Melissa Trussell of CryptKeepers died at Once Upon a Town.


Raymond `Shotgun` Wedding of The Darkside died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Thomas Story of Miro8360 died at The Dunes Race Course.


Daniel `Duke` Duval of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Tracy Smith of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Once Upon a Town.


Bernadine `Pow Pow` Powell of Unicycle Boyz died at Somerset Arena.


Paul Fleming of Anarchy X died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`AI` Jarvis Franklin of Steel Clan died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


William Smith of oaskddja died at Gates of Somerset.


Cindy Tusing of Conjurers United died at Serpentine Road.


Pauline Baker of Dirty Lickins died at Great Southern Desert.


Tammy Henderson of TheBeastsAreHere died at Northern Desert Circuit.


German Tatman of Dirty Lickins died at Gates of Somerset.


David Hemenway of Dirty Lickins died at Gates of Somerset.


Colin Dickerson of Dirty Lickins died at Gates of Somerset.


Bradley Johnston of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Somerset.


Harry Beaver of Romper Room died at Road to Somerset.


Lawrence Collins of Red Dragon died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Valerie `Massey` Harris of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


James `JJ` Johnson of blue rock died at Serpentine Road.


Reggie Pennington of TheBeastsAreHere died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Ramon `The Bone` Orduna of Ragnarok Racing died at Smokey Hills.


`Charles` Dexter Ward of Ragnarok Racing died at Serpentine Road.


Howard `Ladies Man` Lovejoy of Ragnarok Racing died at Serpentine Road.


`Rawhead` Rex Rodriguez of Ragnarok Racing died at Serpentine Road.


William Erickson of Romper Room died at Road to Somerset.


Eugene Naquin of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Jimmy Crain of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Northern Farm Land.


Steven McConnell of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Northern Farm Land.


John Burgess of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset.


`Tuff` David Law of TheBeastsAreHere died at Sandy.


Eric `Sea Gull` Siegel of Creatures of Chaos died at Gates of Somerset.


Daniel Miller of Jacklifters died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Eurobeat` Lee Frazier of Jacklifters died at Northern Desert Circuit.


`Transporter` Linda Diaz of Comanche died at Northern Farm Land.


`The Mechanic` William Marquis of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset.


Walter `Heisenberg` White of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset.


Danny Eversole of PA Racers died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Edward Barton of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Ruth `Working The` Street of Steel Vendetta died at Northern Farm Land.


Simon `Wonder Man` Wiliams of Steel Vendetta died at Northern Farm Land.


Alberto Hafer of South Side Boys died at Northern Farm Land.


Francisco `torque` Smith of Dead Stop died at Northern Farm Land.


Irish `The Finnian` Hartford of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Interstate Mythos.


Ned `The Head` Hagen of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Highway to Hell.


Dianne `HANG EM HIGH` Roper of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Road to Somerset.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $2054.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $822.
3. Romper Room (Somerset): $790.
4. Conjurers United (Somerset): $467.
5. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $433.
6. harimau (Somerset): $427.
7. TheBeastsAreHere (Somerset): $210.
8. Anubis Cartel (Gateway Truckstop): $162.
9. PA Racers (Somerset): $118.
10. Romper Room (Gateway Truckstop): $92.



Dead Stop Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Dead Stop taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Lattes Raiders, and finishing in third place overall were Fait Accompli.
Leagues Roundup

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Memphis Kreep
Evan Deathrace Ladder - blue rock
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Dirty Lickins
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - PA Racers
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Unicycle Boyz
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - PA Racers
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - PA Racers
Northern Paintball League - Dead Stop



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
6. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
12. Jackal owned by Devilz Rejectz.
13. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
14. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
15. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.