Mar/Apr
2094
Rocky Horror Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Rocky Horror taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Armoured Angels, and finishing in third place overall were Unit 6.

PA Racers Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were Rabid Groundhogs, and finishing in third place overall were Scarzams Sandmen.

PA Racers Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rodriguez Roughnecks, and finishing in third place overall were Steam Army.

Rebecca Smith of Rabid Groundhogs died at Interstate Mythos.


William Ruiz of Rabid Groundhogs died at Interstate Mythos.


Janice Crabtree of Dagger Dolls died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Deborah `Heat` Thomas of Blaze Mafia died at Blown With the Wind.


Ma Belle of harimau died at Somerset Arena.


Antonio `Will Not` Dye of The Darkside died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Charles `Patches` Blaylock of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Thomas `the Horse` Trotter of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Kenneth Dodd of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Iva `the Loon` Boone of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Brian Hubbard of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Somerset.


Christie `Left` Lane of Ragged Legion died at Northern Speedway.


Jose Spaulding of TheBeastsAreHere died at Gates of Somerset.


Wilma `rainfire` Vaughn of harimau died at Northern Farm Land.


Alden `moon` Reardon of Dead Stop died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Shane `the Brain` Walker of Rabid Groundhogs died at Smokey Hills.


John Sharp of Rabid Groundhogs died at Smokey Hills.


Victor Shearin of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Pit.


Steven `Big Ol` Larson of Dead Stop died at Highway to Hell.


Mark `talyer` Smith of extinctioners died at Gates of Somerset.


Patricia `` Armbruster of Dead Stop died at Ring of Death Arena.


Miguel `Welder` McDowell of Dead Stop died at Ring of Death Arena.


Ashton Orvis of Blaze Mafia died at Sandy.


Thomas Goad of Unicycle Boyz died at Once Upon a Town.


Billy Ault of Romper Room died at Serpentine Road.


Nancy Jett of Blaze Mafia died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Ada Seward of Blaze Mafia died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Mark `Quick Hands` Banks of The Tacticals died at Road to Somerset.


Austin Garcia of rebelfish resurgent II died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


`Smokin` Helen Adams of rebelfish resurgent II died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Clifford Palmer of rebelfish resurgent II died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Naomi Woodward of rebelfish resurgent II died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Gloria Malek of rebelfish resurgent II died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Katie Holmes of Cali and the Zards died at The Pit.


Ellen Page of Cali and the Zards died at The Pit.


Chris Black of Cali and the Zards died at The Pit.


Brain Akin of Romper Room died at The Pit.


Grady Tuthill of Splurs Scroungers died at Gates of Firelight.


Phyllis Leibowitz of Pinochets Flight School died at Gates of Morgan.


Keith Mackey of Rabid Groundhogs died at Telegraph Road.


Micheal `Always` Quarles of Rabid Groundhogs died at Telegraph Road.


Charles Thompson of Romper Room died at Blown With the Wind.


Jordan `Sowell?Ohwell` Sowell of Unicycle Boyz died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Edward Nielsen of Unicycle Boyz died at Somerset Arena.


Santa Driver of Romper Room died at Gates of Elmsfield.


William Sheppard of Romper Room died at Road to Somerset.


Man Max of Romper Room died at Road to Somerset.


Fannie Raper of Romper Room died at Road to Somerset.


Brett `Striking` Streicher of Unicycle Boyz died at Gates of Somerset.


`Bomber` Sanjuanita Kelly of Comanche died at Gates of Somerset.


James Carlson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Justin Long of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Dina Parker of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Anubis Cartel (Gateway Truckstop): $725.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $448.
3. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $415.
4. Blaze Mafia (Somerset): $292.
5. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $144.
6. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Gateway Truckstop): $57.

Deathsport Leagues

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - Memphis Kreep
Evan Deathrace Ladder - blue rock
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Race League - PA Racers
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Rabid Groundhogs
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - The Stranglers
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Northern Paintball League - Rabid Groundhogs
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Armoured Angels
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Kings of Metal
Somerset Winter Warmup League - PA Racers



Political Update

The relationship between the Badlands Truckstop and Merchants faction has cooled, due to what is perceived as `extortionate` gates fees charged to convoys passing through the truckstop.



'A Chic Named' Richard Torrez

One of today`s most famous mechanics is a member of Anubis Cartel - we are referring of course to 'A Chic Named' Richard Torrez.
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