Jul/Aug
2094
Dirty Lickins Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Dirty Lickins taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Xena`s Angels, and finishing in third place overall were Napalm Lullaby.

Scarzams Sandmen Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with Scarzams Sandmen taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Cali and the Zards, and finishing in third place overall were blue rock.

Tusk Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Tusk taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Concrete Golems, and finishing in third place overall were Rocky Horror.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Ghost Wing, and finishing in third place overall were Lattes Raiders.

David Fuhrman of Jacklifters died at Blown With the Wind.


William `Primer` Morrison of Cam Combustors died at Gates of Somerset.


Carmelo `Festering` Hester of blue rock died at Blown With the Wind.


Terry Davis of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Somerset.


Steve `Candyman` Clark of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


`Professor` Michael Gibbs of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Emmett Duncan of extinctioners died at Blown With the Wind.


Christopher Moore of ROOSTER died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Erick Leon of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Northern Farm Land.


Christina `The Cruncher` Costin of Romper Room died at Gates of Somerset.


Justa Driver of Romper Room died at Gates of Somerset.


`La Gun` Michael Frick of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


`Gunny` Derrick Welch of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


`Pathfinder` Eddie Dix of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


Ralph Lacey of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


Benjamin `The OOG` Hopkins of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


`Big Gun` Dee Deal of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


Raymond `Pitchford` Rivera of Creatures of Chaos died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Lester Bowman of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jules `twink` Verner of Ragnarok Racing died at Once Upon a Town.


Albert `Boner` Joyner of Ragnarok Racing died at Once Upon a Town.


Honey `Child` Ryder of Ragnarok Racing died at Once Upon a Town.


Tobias `The Tiger` Tennison of Ragnarok Racing died at Once Upon a Town.


Lisa `Kissin Cousin` Magee of Ragnarok Racing died at Once Upon a Town.


Elbert Robinson of Jacklifters died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Joan `Of Arc` Graham of Creatures of Chaos died at Gates of Somerset.


`Funky` George Hite of Ragnarok Racing died at Lost Oasis.


Kate `Vampire` Beck of Cali and the Zards died at Sandy.


`Hawk` Arnulfo Whitfield of Comanche died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`Chief` Leo Rodgers of Comanche died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`The Maniac` Joshua Haugh of Comanche died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Gerald `Souper Dooper` Campbell of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Heriberto Young of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Benjamin `Benny` Murphy of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Paul Holder of TheBeastsAreHere died at Gates of Somerset.


Ricky Thomas of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


James `ate` Ochoa of Dead Stop died at Gates of Somerset.


Herbert `God` Dameron of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Cody `Trailer` Park of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Somerset.


Lula `lollipop` Little of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Somerset.


Truman `cap`n` Ball of Ragnarok Racing died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Scott House of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Eugene `Crabs` Linker of Unicycle Boyz died at Gates of Somerset.


Maryann Mumma of DeathSquadB died at Once Upon a Town.


Scott Moreno of Evil Elves died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Thomas Twiggs of Pinochets Flight School died at Highway to Hell.


`Marie` Antoinette Legendre of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


`Burger` King Galvin of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


`Comrade` David Orosco of Special Circumstances died at Telegraph Road.


Monique `Crash` Graham of Ragnarok Racing died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Victor Leclair of SUSHI ARMY died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Valeria `Stumpy` Dahlstrom of Ragged Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


Alanna Mackay of Ragged Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


Matthew `Mewtwo?` Carrasco of Unicycle Boyz died at Gates of Somerset.


Jack Wood of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Gates of Somerset.


Heidi Hole of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Gates of Somerset.


June `talyer` Loper of extinctioners died at Road to Somerset.


Patricia Bailey of Interstate 82 died at Sandy.


Ronnie `BBQ Tiny` Tims of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Once Upon a Town.


`Curious` George Hicks of Creatures of Chaos died at Scattered Grounds.


Linda `Peels` Peay of Unicycle Boyz died at Scattered Grounds.


`Antsy` Nancy Robinett of Unicycle Boyz died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Cody `Sketch` Lehman of Creatures of Chaos died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Frank Bacon of Sewer Skum died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Joseph Garcia of Cy Jacksons Runners died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Lacking` Laura Grimes of Jacklifters died at Gates of Somerset.


Justin Navarro of Dirty Lickins died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Alvin `Digs` Graves of Jacklifters died at Northern Farm Land.


Rachel `Batty` Bruce of Jacklifters died at Northern Farm Land.


Francis Floyd of Evil Elves died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Morgan `talyer` Dugas of extinctioners died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Alley` Allison Johnson of Unicycle Boyz died at Once Upon a Town.


Ruth Hibbitts of Cy Jacksons Runners died at Road to Elmsfield.


Melissa Whalen of PA Racers died at Road to Morgan.


Thomas `Need a Dollar` Cooper of harimau died at Gates of Somerset.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $1476.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $611.
3. Romper Room (Somerset): $443.
4. Conjurers United (Somerset): $378.
5. Kekistani Meme Veterans (Somerset): $328.
6. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $262.
7. harimau (Somerset): $85.
8. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $64.
9. Romper Room (Gateway Truckstop): $51.

I, Grimm; Would like to take a moment to thank the Somerset Militia for all thier fine vehicle donations...

Big Time Professional


 
In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been TheFireDragons, having competed in 4 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Dirty Lickins: $197436.
2. PA Racers: $192562.
3. TheFireDragons: $190609.
4. Creatures of Chaos: $172151.
5. Longos Merry Men: $149249.

Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Memphis Kreep
Evan Deathrace Ladder - blue rock
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Steel Clan
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - PA Racers
Northern Summer League - Somerset Lizards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - PA Racers
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Dirty Lickins
Elmsfield Summer Classic League - PA Racers
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - PA Racers
Somerset Deathrace League - Cali and the Zards



Political Update

Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants.



Alcohol`s Boys

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Kings of Metal.
2. The Black Legion.
3. Splurs Scroungers.
4. Steel Clan.
5. Raging Scavengers.
6. thebills.
7. Storm Lords.
8. Produce_Vendors.
9. Misery Inc..
10. Force of Valor.

The heaviest addict in Kings of Metal is Lady Jayne, and her favourite tipple is Alcohol.



Bridget Safford

One of today`s most famous scouts is a member of Overlanders - we are referring of course to Bridget Safford.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.