May/Jun
2088
TheFireDragons Win Somerset Spring Challenge League


 
The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with TheFireDragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rabid Groundhogs, and finishing in third place overall were Dead Stop.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were TheFireDragons, and finishing in third place overall were Dead Stop.

Concetta Cromer of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Once Upon a Town.


Lucille Lloyd of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Once Upon a Town.


Alvin `Quinn` Quincy of Steel Clan died at The Pit.


Brian `Eagle Eye` Bell of Black Skullz died at Telegraph Road.


`Ranger` Andre Schmidt of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Once Upon a Town.


`Ranger` Xavier Jackson of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Once Upon a Town.


`Ranger` Byron Wilson of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Once Upon a Town.


`Ranger` Gary Salisbury of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Once Upon a Town.


`Ranger` Manuel Vineyard of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`MIDGET THUG` Carrie Cumming of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Once Upon a Town.


Christopher Ramsdell of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Steven `Ste` Pascale of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Steven Scott of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Shellie Lewis of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Wallace Arnold of Lobotomizers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Willie Hill of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Blown With the Wind.


Raymond Schofield of Electric Dave died at Oil Slick.


Virgil Hinton of Dirty Lickins died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Benjamin `BB` Beal of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Charles `i charly` Wentz of Dead Stop died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


William `Deadeye` Roger of The Vanguards died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Russell White of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at The Pit.


Gary `Crawbar` Crawford of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at The Pit.


Jared `Shotgun` Abel of The Vanguards died at Blown With the Wind.


Joyce Schultz of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jack Reiser of myrmoney died at The Pit.


Lauren `Willy` Williams of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Lee Felton of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Cesar `Salad` Martinez of Dead Stop died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Gail Leonard of ZomboZombies died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Gary Brandon of ZomboZombies died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


`Uncle` Thomas Taylor of Rabid Groundhogs died at Ring of Death Arena.


Kelsey Hunsinger of TheBeastsAreHere died at Northern Farm Land.


`Ranger` Curtis Rodriguez of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Snowy River Pass.


Michael Ruggiero of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Ethel `Rooster` Cockrell of The Vanguards died at Lost Oasis.


Catherine Vargas of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Bombed Luna Road.


Victor White of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Bombed Luna Road.


Robert Silver of Zombified Piratey Ninjas died at Gates of Somerset.


Scott Greene of Lobotomizers died at Gates of Somerset.


Mary `Mum` McClendon of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Kenneth Bradley of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Sandy Brent of TheFireDragons died at Gates of Somerset.


Ralph Luff of TheFireDragons died at Gates of Somerset.


Rebecca `Bekka` Blakney of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jen Sheppard of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Darlene Penland of Lobotomizers died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Demetrius Johnston of Lobotomizers died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Janet Henry of Lobotomizers died at Lost Trail: Dead River.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $1087.
2. Longos Merry Men (Elmsfield): $729.
3. Lukkifynd (Somerset): $408.
4. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Shantyville): $175.
5. TheBeastsAreHere (Somerset): $94.
6. blue rock (Somerset): $94.
7. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $57.
8. GameElderz (Somerset): $54.
9. Electric Dave (Badlands Truckstop): $54.

I think the SS Militia is finally getting scared

Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been The Tacticals, having competed in 7 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

Most Active Gangs

As part of our occasional roundup of the most busy gangs in Evan right now, we can report the following.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Lukkifynd. Their most favoured type of event has been the deathrace, although they have also competed in numerous combat events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. Attack HARD@SS, owned by Smoker U Drink, Player U Get.
2. Rust Search, owned by Dietarily Deficient.
3. ELMS FIST, owned by GO FORNICATE YERSELF.
4. Valiant Pirate Hunt, owned by The Vanguards.
5. CoCwEgO, owned by Rabid Groundhogs.



Anubis Cartel Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Anubis Cartel taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were Dead Stop.
Leagues Roundup

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Deathrace Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Dietarily Deficient
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Darkside

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - The Brassicas
Northern Paintball League - Anubis Cartel
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - The Darkside
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Rabid Groundhogs



Political Update

Relations between the Slavers and Mutants have deteriorated after a raid on Ernie`s freight, said to contain `Food` for the upcoming Great Shantyville BBQ.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
3. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
4. Ares owned by Overlanders.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
12. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
13. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
14. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
15. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.



Nathan Go

One of today`s most famous drivers is a member of Zombified Piratey Ninjas - we are referring of course to Nathan Go.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.