Mar/Apr
2088
Rabid Groundhogs Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Rabid Groundhogs taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were The Vanguards.

PA Racers Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were Misery Inc..

PA Racers Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were TheFireDragons, and finishing in third place overall were Renshai.

Elena Springer of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Geraldine `Dog-meat` Taylor of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Michael Wimmer of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Jennifer `Dino` Dean of The Vanguards died at Blown With the Wind.


Michele `Picasso` Painter of The Vanguards died at Blown With the Wind.


Jolene `Street Racer` Streeter of Kaizers Orchestra died at Gates of Somerset.


Jaunita `WildFire` Bruce of TheFireDragons died at Gates of Somerset.


Aiko `Mukka` Mukai of blue rock died at Dead man`s Road.


Shawn Gardner of Death Unlimited died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Albert King of Dead Stop died at Deadman`s Drop.


Sheila `The Amazonian` Burwell of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


`Grand` Marshall Godsey of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Raymond `Flowers` Bowers of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Miguel `the Weaver` Loomis of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Mark Banks of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Mike Aurand of TheBeastsAreHere died at Blown With the Wind.


Lyman Gallegos of Kaytis Killers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Anthony McNeal of Black Skullz died at The Pit.


William Taylor of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Northern Farm Land.


Edward `Kill` Hill of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Northern Farm Land.


Joseph `Gunny` McDaniel of Dead Stop died at Once Upon a Town.


Robert Nichols of myrmoney died at Road to Somerset.


Penny Fowler of Sanctify With Dynamite died at Interstate Mythos.


David Gordon of Sanctify With Dynamite died at Once Upon a Town.


`Black Hand` Andrew Brown of Golden Warriors died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Richard `Ricky` Garcia of Dead Stop died at Once Upon a Town.


Carrie `Cee Cee` Cassidy of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Sue `fingers` Harrop of The Brassicas died at Once Upon a Town.


Sean `the Mexican` Gardiner of Rabid Groundhogs died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Franklin Applewhite of Los Malditos de Viru died at The Dunes Race Course.


Abigail Smtih of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Somerset.


Martha Washington of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert Cyr of Bullet Catchers Anomymous died at Northern Speedway.


Clifford Messner of Dietarily Deficient died at Gates of Somerset.


William Thai of Gangter zone died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Richard Martin of Golden Warriors died at Northern Speedway.


Edward `Fast Eddie` Krauss of Steel Clan died at Double Down Arena.


Harold Kelly of The Vanguards died at Somerset Arena.


Melvin Thompson of myrmoney died at Highway to Hell.


William Pacheco of Lukkifynd died at Lost Oasis.


`Smokin`` Ashley McKinney of The Vanguards died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Ma Lester of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Double Down Arena.


Tina Lopez of The Brassicas died at Road to Somerset.


Shannon Woodward of The Purple Foxes died at Pathway to Darkness.


Mary Thomson of The Purple Foxes died at Pathway to Darkness.


Lily James of The Purple Foxes died at Pathway to Darkness.


Joanna Krupa of The Purple Foxes died at Pathway to Darkness.


Jessica `Jessie` Lucas of The Purple Foxes died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Killer` Katie Cassidy of The Purple Foxes died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Chief` Bradley Larson of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Northern Farm Land.


Cody Lopez of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Northern Farm Land.


Chloe `Hit-Girl` Moretz of The Purple Foxes died at Road to Elmsfield.


Kenneth `the` Knight of The Brassicas died at Somerset Arena.


Craig `DrumRider` Jeans of TheFireDragons died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Carlyn `Cat` Taylor of TheFireDragons died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Linda Peek of Renshai died at Once Upon a Town.


Melanie `OH` Schmidt of Misery Inc. died at Gates of Somerset.


Kathleen `Bubbles` Munoz of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.



Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Anubis Cartel: $557039.
2. Dead Stop: $439921.
3. blue rock: $264426.
4. TheFireDragons: $241411.
5. harimau: $233433.

Leagues Roundup

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Deathrace Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Darkside

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Paintball League - Anubis Cartel
Somerset Race League - PA Racers
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Darkwinds Most Wanted Burnout
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Cursed Earth
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Rabid Groundhogs
Somerset Winter Warmup League - PA Racers



Political Update

Relations betweens the Civs and Reds have soured following several high-profile Civ attacks on Red refugee transports.



'Dale' Junior Nation

This month, we caught up with 'Dale' Junior Nation of Dirty Mo Posse, one of Evan`s most skilled gunners.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.