Jul/Aug
2088
The Brassicas Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with The Brassicas taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were Dead Stop.

Dietarily Deficient Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with Dietarily Deficient taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Misery Inc., and finishing in third place overall were Cali and the Zards.

Longos Merry Men Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Longos Merry Men taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were blue rock, and finishing in third place overall were Concrete Golems.

TheFireDragons Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League


 
The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with TheFireDragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Dead Stop, and finishing in third place overall were Dead Reckoning.

The Brassicas Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with The Brassicas taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were TheFireDragons, and finishing in third place overall were Rodriguez Roughnecks.

Harvey `181` Crane of CrazyCats died at Gates of Texan.


Gabriel `Doctor` McCoy of Raging Jackalope died at Road to Elmsfield.


Marc French of Scarzams Jokers died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Kevin Alderman of Scarzams Jokers died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Lawrence Costigan of Scarzams Jokers died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Michael Bates of Scarzams Jokers died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Marcus Roach of Battered Womens Shelter died at Double Down Arena.


Mayme Weaver of GGX Gang died at Somerset Arena.


Irene Sanders of Thunder Drifts died at Interstate Mythos.


Phyllis Millay of myrmoney died at Road to Somerset.


Keith Vannote of myrmoney died at Road to Somerset.


Raymond Vinson of myrmoney died at Road to Somerset.


Mary Sowder of myrmoney died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Theron Evans of myrmoney died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Barry Noble of TheFireDragons died at Elmsfield Lake Track.


Tony `Un` Luckey of Dead Stop died at Miasma Crude Race Track.


George `Grandpa` Warner of Thunder Drifts died at Once Upon a Town.


Dorothy Borrego of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Clinton `Pony` Shetler of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


David Stubblefield of American Force Patrol died at Double Down Arena.


Pauline `Scouter` Snow of TheFireDragons died at Deadman`s Drop.


Vincent Yoder of Los Malditos de Viru died at Road to Somerset.


`Hella` Ella Lowe of Rabid Groundhogs died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Gloria `Please Don`t` Redus of Rabid Groundhogs died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Steven `Cram It` Cramer of Rabid Groundhogs died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Daniel `Crock` Potts of Rabid Groundhogs died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Chase Spradling of myrmoney died at Northern Farm Land.


Faustino Dabney of myrmoney died at Northern Farm Land.


`Normal` Norman Gallagher of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Joan Rivera of Hypercuties died at Ring of Death Arena.


Adrienne Shank of Dead Stop died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Robert `Flowers` Flora of Unicycle Boyz died at Scattered Grounds.


Allie Carroll of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Steven `Hitler Youth` Collier of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


David `Sparkplug` Kunze of The Vanguards died at Road to Elmsfield.


Linda Bone of Joels Bastards died at Bombed Luna Road.


James Cordero of Rabid Groundhogs died at Elmsfield Southern Speed Circuit.


Joel `Sparkles` Draper of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Kyle `Broflovski` Martin of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Brian Piper of Hot Tammales died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Peter Camden of Kaytis Killers died at Ring of Death Arena.


John Cameron of Ordo Imperialis died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Kenneth Cuddy of PA Racers died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


`Bounty Hunter` Francis Olivarez of El Nubnubs died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Yessenia `Yabba Dabba` Yamaguchi of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Great Southern Desert.


Venessa `Villianous` Vaillancourt of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Great Southern Desert.


Barabara `Sheeps` Babineaux of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Great Southern Desert.


Candelaria `Candles` Cadwallader of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Great Southern Desert.


Rebecca Chavis of Renshai died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Perry `HeavyDuty` Budge of TheFireDragons died at Once Upon a Town.


Dave Kirkwood of TheFireDragons died at Once Upon a Town.


Edna Marshall of Dirty Lickins died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Damon `Laserface` Mora of Rabid Groundhogs died at Lonesome Highway.


Tammy Holt of Kaytis Killers died at Somerset Arena.


Frank `Earnest` Coyle of Dead Stop died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


`Cardinal` Lewis Stapp of harimau died at Gates of Somerset.


`Tex` Alan Morton of Misery Inc. died at Serpentine Road.


David `Snapshot` Folsom of Misery Inc. died at Serpentine Road.


Roger Lair of blue rock died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Neal Smith of TheFireDragons died at Lost Oasis.


Michael `Ladykiller` Davis of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Somerset.


Lawerence `Bubbles` Truett of Dead Stop died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Chris Gonzalez of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Cassandra Molina of Los Malditos de Viru died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Alyssa `Fingercuffs` Milano of The Darkside died at PirateCanyon.


`Comrade` Edna Rudder of Special Circumstances died at The Pits.


`Ste` Stephen Mize of blue rock died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Idella Maier of myrmoney died at Lost Oasis.


Paul `Ironsides` Hebert of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Monica Cooley of Rabid Groundhogs died at XoReX Speedway.


John Marshall of TheFireDragons died at Canyon Joust.


William Carpenter of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


William Trudeau of myrmoney died at Pathway to Darkness.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $605.
2. The Purple Foxes (Somerset): $271.
3. Longos Merry Men (Elmsfield): $163.
4. The Purple Foxes (Elmsfield): $160.
5. Zombified Piratey Ninjas (Texan): $80.
6. Lukkifynd (Somerset): $53.

Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Jeffs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Dietarily Deficient
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Evan Force Patrol

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Somerset Deathrace League - Dietarily Deficient
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - The Brassicas
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Longos Merry Men
Northern Summer League - TheFireDragons
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Darkwinds Most Wanted Burnout
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - The Darkside



Political Update

Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants.



George Porter

This month, we caught up with George Porter of Electric Dave, one of Evan`s most skilled large guns specialists.
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