May/Jun
2085
Harrys Heros Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Harrys Heros taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Shiney, and finishing in third place overall were Porcias.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Ghost Wing, and finishing in third place overall were North Desert Marauders.

Ray Fritsche of Sandrats died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


`Ranger` Lyman Clinton of Devilz Rejectz died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Richard Tedder of Tanarri died at The Dunes Race Course.


George Garza of El Nubnubs died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Emily `Em` McQueen of CryptKeepers died at Gates of Somerset.


William `Overload` Oberlander of Kaizers Orchestra died at Bombed Luna Road.


Jamie Gee of The Black Deathlanders died at Somerset Arena.


Pedro `the Bull` Ramos of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`BIG BOOM` Katie Lee of the fablous gord died at Road to Somerset.


Catherine McCandless of Duhain died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Pretty Boy` William Peacock of The Innumerable Digits died at Once Upon a Town.


Timothy `BIG TOOL` Daniels of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Wayne Mills of little men died at Once Upon a Town.


Saul `Steady` Stewart of Holistic Detective Agency died at Once Upon a Town.


Lacresha `Too Hot` Zendejas of The Innumerable Digits died at Northern Farm Land.


Robert `Miles` O`Brien of The Innumerable Digits died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jay Ugarte of Harrys Heros died at Gates of Somerset.


`Gun Dog` Christopher Cunningham of Harrys Heros died at Gates of Somerset.


Ricky `Rickety` Dowling of Kaizers Orchestra died at Gates of Texan.


Jennie Healey of The Innumerable Digits died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Katie Bell of Griffindor died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Robert Looney of Devilz Rejectz died at Acid Land.


Ryan `One Eye` Carder of the fablous gord died at Chaos Canyon.


Jason `the razor` Rogers of the fablous gord died at Once Upon a Town.


`LOOOOONG shot` Scott Salvo of the fablous gord died at Once Upon a Town.


Vernon `The Weasel` Wenzel of the fablous gord died at Northern Farm Land.


`Rowdy` Robyn Caffrey of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset.


April `The Reaver` Reeves of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset.


Leslie `Gilles` Villanueva of Harrys Heros died at Highway to Hell.


Cedric `Thor` Mansfield of CryptKeepers died at Lost Oasis.


`Mad` Mary Watson of CryptKeepers died at Lost Oasis.


Rene `Recon` Roberts of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset.


Debbie Brown of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset.


Rodolfo Hires of Thunderkiss65 died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Badlands Truckstop): $1208.
2. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Gateway Truckstop): $701.
3. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $611.
4. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Texan): $227.
5. Griffindor (Somerset): $135.



Shiney Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were El Nubnubs, and finishing in third place overall were Steel Clan.
Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Shiney
Evan Deathrace Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Devilz Rejectz
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - The Darkside
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Harrys Heros
Northern Paintball League - Shiney



Political Update

The relationship between the Badlands Truckstop and Merchants faction has cooled, due to what is perceived as `extortionate` gates fees charged to convoys passing through the truckstop.



Dale 'El Guapo' Garrett

This month, we caught up with Dale 'El Guapo' Garrett of Nukies Nightmares, one of Evan`s most skilled scouts.
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