Mar/Apr
2085
Kaizers Orchestra Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Shiney, and finishing in third place overall were Rat Bustaz.

Shiney Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were Pee Wees Playhouse.

PA Racers Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Porcias, and finishing in third place overall were Harrys Heros.

`King ` Nathan Williams of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Shirley Baron of Rabid Groundhogs died at Northern Farm Land.


Margaret `ACTION` Jackson of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Scattered Grounds.


`Crusty` Dusty Dick of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`Fancy Larry` Lawrence Francois of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Nicolas `Schmoopie` Sigler of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Jonathan `TittieTwister` Ortiz of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Forever Yellow Skies.


David Hardy of Devilz Rejectz died at Acid Land.


Jacob Egan of Devilz Rejectz died at Acid Land.


Bonita Richardson of Rough Trade died at Road to Somerset.


Patricia Tarbox of Rough Trade died at Road to Somerset.


Dick Tracey of zeho box died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`Varies Very` Fred Berry of The Innumerable Digits died at Highway to Hell.


Victoria `Tin Lizzy` Alvarez of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


David Duca of Stargazer died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Steven `Lindy` Linden of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Frank Williams of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


`Dig It!` Dorothy Eck of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Oil Slick.


Dennis `Cold Sweats` Ackman of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Oil Slick.


`Swiss Miss` Mildred Lewis of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Oil Slick.


Heidi Alers of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Oil Slick.


`Mom!` Jerri Craig of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Oil Slick.


Leigh `Doctor` Honeycutt of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Oil Slick.


Crystal Woods of El Nubnubs died at Great Southern Desert.


Bradley Gallegos of Mad Ratz died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Drew Maloy of Griffindor died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Maria `The Rocket` Brenton of the fablous gord died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Nancy Cho of Duhain died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Ellen Rose of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Shantyville.


Verna Applegate of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


William Dowling of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Michael `Wat` Fischer of Howdy Neighbor! died at Road to Somerset.


Joseph `Dont call me` Gordon of Howdy Neighbor! died at Road to Somerset.


Sabrina `Bones` Perry of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Morgan `Red` Freeman of Rat Bustaz died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Tim `Andy` Robbins of Rat Bustaz died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Michael Dominguez of Shiney died at Ring of Death Arena.


Candice Quinn of Rough Trade died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Kimberly Morris of The Innumerable Digits died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Tricksy` Kimberly Brinkley of The Innumerable Digits died at Pathway to Darkness.


Lucas Hammitt of Duhain died at Highway to Hell.


Elizabeth `Shakespeare` Dalton of Shiney died at Highway to Hell.


James Cook of Shiney died at Highway to Hell.


Earl `The Terrable` Merrill of the fablous gord died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Marc `Easy` Street of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Gates of Somerset.


Edward Pilger of Shiney died at Spooky Forest.


`Big` William Lytle of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Badlands Truckstop): $3492.
2. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $1173.
3. Griffindor (Somerset): $624.
4. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Gateway Truckstop): $535.
5. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Texan): $277.
6. Howdy Neighbor! (Badlands Truckstop): $202.
7. the fablous gord (Somerset): $145.
8. Rough Trade (Somerset): $75.
9. The Innumerable Digits (Somerset): $61.

Deathsport Leagues

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Deathrace Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - No Aiming Just Shooting
Northern Paintball League - Steel Clan
Somerset Winter Warmup League - PA Racers
Somerset Race League - Shiney
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - The Darkside
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Cursed Earth
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Kaizers Orchestra
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - El Nubnubs



Political Update

Relationships between the slavers and the merchants has improved substantially, following the delivery of three hundred strong backed workers to the factories in Texan.



Anthony Hunsinger

One of today`s most famous large guns specialists is a member of Dirty Mo Posse - we are referring of course to Anthony Hunsinger.
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