Jul/Aug
2085
El Nubnubs Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with El Nubnubs taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Steel Clan, and finishing in third place overall were Steel Sparks.

Shiney Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were Steel Clan.

Shiney Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Concrete Golems, and finishing in third place overall were American Scavenger Autoduelist.

The Tiger Sharks Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League

The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with The Tiger Sharks taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Dead Reckoning, and finishing in third place overall were Solar Flares.

Devilz Rejectz Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with Devilz Rejectz taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Sabre Dogs, and finishing in third place overall were Northern Mutant Alliance.

Anthony Delgado of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Nathan Fox of Shiney died at Acid Land.


Gerald `Corn on the` Cobb of Howdy Neighbor! died at The Pit.


Rachelle `FIX IT` Smith of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Elaine `J` Fry of The Innumerable Digits died at Chaos Canyon.


Sally Orman of The Innumerable Digits died at Chaos Canyon.


Benjamin `Diggin` A` Wells of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Angelina Johnson of Griffindor died at The Dunes Race Course.


Jason `Cutting Up` Bateman of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Martha Diaz of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Tonya Ferguson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


William Freeman of HELLCATS_666 died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Felipe Barnett of Sirius Psychos died at Ring of Death Arena.


Jesus Roy of Family House died at Somerset Super Speedway.


David Sanford of American Scavenger Autoduelist died at Gates of Somerset.


Lucille `LOOPY` Lopez of the fablous gord died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Romaine `Lettuce` Perez of The Innumerable Digits died at Chaos Canyon.


Christian `Spice` McCormick of The Innumerable Digits died at Chaos Canyon.


Gregory Shannon of The Wolf Team died at Ring of Death Arena.


Elizabeth Truitt of The Wolf Team died at Double Down Arena.


`Solid Stone` Maxwell Nunnally of The Tacticals died at Oil Slick.


Rosalinda `Doom` Coady of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Scott `Mad Bomber of` London of Steel Vendetta died at Somerset Arena.


Eugene Pelletier of Shiney died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Amanda Blackstock of Duhain died at Gates of Somerset.


Genevieve Steinhoff of the fablous gord died at Road to Somerset.


Terry Foxx of the fablous gord died at Road to Somerset.


Jeremy Sanford of Angels of Vahalla died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Timothy `Fix It Now` Jackson of Steel Vendetta died at Highway to Hell.


Mae `Or May Not` Perez of Pee Wees Playhouse died at The Dunes Race Course.


Joe Enriquez of Rough Trade died at Spooky Forest.


Greg Bozeman of 85028502 died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Rose Hines of 85028502 died at Northern Desert Circuit.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $382.
2. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Gateway Truckstop): $335.
3. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Badlands Truckstop): $281.
4. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Texan): $101.
5. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $94.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been The Tacticals, having competed in 10 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?
Leagues Roundup

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Shiney
Evan Deathrace Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Steel Clan
Somerset Deathrace League - Shiney
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - tunnle rats
Northern Summer League - Devilz Rejectz



Political Update

Relations betweens the Civs and Reds have soured following several high-profile Civ attacks on Red refugee transports.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
11. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
12. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
13. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
14. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
15. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.