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| The Angel Smurfs Gang Information Gang Id: 29833
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Sick of hanging around the local park drinking cheap cider from the local Spar, these complete oxygen thieves decided to set up a gang - under the questionable leadership of Elizabeth Henton, who if her I.Q. was any lower she would need watering. After being run out of Elmsfield due to mounting charity shop debts, she was quickly usurped by Howard Jazz Maverick Moon - chiefly because he did his own homebrew. After a swift vote which included lots of large calibre knives and several hospitalisations, they decided to call themselves The AngelSmurfs. This had absolutely nothing to do with Moons recurring delusions of being an angel... or on one memorable occasion, after a heroic meths binge, a smurf. And so these vacuous bunch of underachievers dream of fame and fortune... now read on... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||