Gang Id: 104306
Think of us as a kindly, post-apocalyptic staffing agency. We go out of our way to help others explore alternative career paths with scarcely a thought for our own welfare. Scarcely.
You should drink some of our free kool-aid the next time our Happy Fun Slavery Bus pulls into your town. Bring the kids! Enjoy a cold refreshing glass in air-conditioned comfort inside.
Daycare will be provided, free of charge. Our Smiley Mutie Shock Troops will be fashioning balloon animals and hosting face-painting booths for the lucky kiddos.
Oh, and by the way ...
I own your MOM!!!