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Sand Goblins Gang Information Gang Id: 34301
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Think of us as a kindly, post-apocalyptic staffing agency. We go out of our way to help others explore alternative career paths with scarcely a thought for our own welfare. Scarcely. You should drink some of our free kool-aid the next time our Happy Fun Slavery Bus pulls into your town. Bring the kids! Enjoy a cold refreshing glass in air-conditioned comfort inside. Daycare will be provided, free of charge. Our Smiley Mutie Shock Troops will be fashioning balloon animals and hosting face-painting booths for the lucky kiddos. Oh, and by the way ... I own your MOM!!! |