Gang Information
User's other gang: Sand xbzyas (SCAVENGER) 
Gang Id: 25641
Owner: Grimm Sykes
Darkwind Premium Member: No
Global Fame: anonymous
Home Town: Gateway Truckstop
Open for PvP?: YES
Primary Faction: Merchants
| TOWN STANDINGS | |
| Somerset | Locally anonymous |
| Elmsfield | Locally anonymous |
| Gateway | Locally anonymous |
| Badlands | Locally anonymous |
| Texan | Locally anonymous |
| Sarsfield | Locally anonymous |
| Morgan | Locally anonymous |
| Firelight | Locally anonymous |
| Shantyville | Locally anonymous |
| FACTION STANDINGS | |
| Civs | Neutral |
| Merchants | Neutral Primary Faction! |
| Anarchists | Neutral |
| Mutants | Neutral |
| Slavers | Neutral |
| Badlands Truckstop | Neutral |
| Morgan | Neutral |
| Deathrace Mafia | Neutral |
| Evan Reds | Neutral |
| Raiders | Neutral |
| Privateers | Neutral |
Im a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
Ive been uplinked and downloaded.
Ive been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.
Im a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. Im new wave but Im old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.
Im a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.
I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,
So Im interactive,
Im hyperactive,
And from time-to-time,
Im radioactive.
Behind the eight ball,
Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave,
Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.
Im on point,
On task,
On message,
And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed,
I got no urge to binge and purge.
Im in the moment,
On the edge,
Over the top,
But under the radar.
A high concept,
Low profile,
Medium range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties,
I tell power lies,
I take power naps,
I run victory laps.
Im a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic.
A working ragaholic.
Out of rehab,
And in denial.
I got a personal trainer,
A personal shopper,
A personal assistant,
And a personal agenda.
You cant shut me up,
You cant dumb me down.
Cause Im tireless,
And Im wireless.
Im an alpha male on beta blockers.
Im a non-believer and an over-achiever.
Laid back but fashion forward.
Up front,
Down home,
Low rent,
High maintenance.
Super size,
Long lasting,
High definition,
Fast acting,
Oven ready,
And built to last.
Im a hands on,
Foot loose,
Knee jerk,
Head case.
Prematurely post traumatic,
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail.
But Im feeling,
Im caring,
Im healing,
Im sharing.
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.
My output is down,
But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail,
I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds,
I watch trash sports.
Im gender specific,
Capital intensive,
User friendly,
And lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex.
I like rough sex.
I like tough love.
I use the f word in my email,
And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini mall.
I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.
Im toll free,
Bite sized,
Ready to wear,
And I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped,
Factory authorized,
Hospital tested,
Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.
Ive been pre-washed,
Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated,
Pre-screened,
Pre-approved,
Pre-packaged,
Post-dated,
Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped,
Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
Im a rude dude,
But Im the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Rough tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow.
I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide.
I got glide in my stride.
Drivin and movin,
Sailin and spinnin,
Jivin and groovin,
Wailin and winnin.
I dont snooze,
So I dont lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.
I party hearty,
And lunch time is crunch time.
Im hanging in,
There aint no doubt.
And Im hanging tough,
Over and out.