Nov/Dec
2096
Joels Bastards Win Northern Triangle Deathrally League

The Northern Triangle Deathrally League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were blue rock, and finishing in third place overall were Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Zaphod Beeblebrox Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Zaphod Beeblebrox taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Mercykillers, and finishing in third place overall were Fruit5.

Afrika Korps Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with Afrika Korps taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Murphys Mercs, and finishing in third place overall were Cali and the Zards.

Fruit5 Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with Fruit5 taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were TheFireDragons, and finishing in third place overall were Dirty Lickins.

SLESTAGE Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with SLESTAGE taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Sandrats, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

Interstate 82 Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Interstate 82 taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were Fruit5, and finishing in third place overall were Pinochets Flight School.

Joels Bastards Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rollovers, and finishing in third place overall were Interstate 82.

James Bullock of THERAPISTS died at The Pit.


Tony `The Mobster` Gutierrez of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at The Pit.


`the car ` Camille Norton of little men died at Once Upon a Town.


Richard Key of Steel Clan died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Donna `Apple` Orchard of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Northern Speedway.


Devon `Cream` Rudd of Vault Dwellers died at Road to Somerset.


Jane Jimenez of Raven Lunatics died at Gateway Interstate Circuit.


`W.W.W.` William Wilkins of Raven Lunatics died at Serpentine Road.


Wilson Honaker of Raven Lunatics died at Serpentine Road.


Michael Rule of Raven Lunatics died at Serpentine Road.


Scott Holley of Raven Lunatics died at Serpentine Road.


`Vamp` Lady Warrior of Romans Legion died at Gates of Somerset.


Tomeka `TG` Garver of Blood Roses died at Once Upon a Town.


Beverly `Barrels` Buckles of Blood Roses died at Once Upon a Town.


Steven McEachin of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Somerset.


`Mutie` Stephen Nale of Exalted died at Chaos Canyon.


Emil Scarbrough of Raging Scavengers died at Chaos Canyon.


Chester `Burney` Boatwright of Raging Scavengers died at Chaos Canyon.


Ha Ha of Avenged Sevenfold died at Scattered Grounds.


`Lady` Iris Flatt of Bears Den died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Margaret Johnson of Interstate 82 died at Serpentine Road.


Stephen `all in` Allen of KILLtoll died at Once Upon a Town.


Jennifer `Mystique` Lawrence of black widow died at Once Upon a Town.


Debbi `Does` Dallas of Rollovers died at Deadman`s Drop.


`Gladiator` Jerry Johnson of The Vanguards died at Interstate Mythos.


Lora `LG` Johnson of The Vanguards died at Interstate Mythos.


Morgan Shannon of THERAPISTS died at Acid Land.


Samantha Foxx of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Pathway to Darkness.


Jeffrey `Rooster` Weatherford of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Pathway to Darkness.


Dick `Lick` McClean of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Pathway to Darkness.


Lizeth `Wraith` Anderson of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Pathway to Darkness.


Meredith `Throwin` Sparks of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Pathway to Darkness.


Cameron `Ricer` Rice of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Pathway to Darkness.


Paul `Zombie` Webster of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Deborah Chin of Aisllye died at Gates of Somerset.


Margarita Bryant of Sandrats died at Road to Elmsfield.


Denise Wilford of Raging Scavengers died at Gates of Somerset.


Gertrude Sherman of El Nubnubs died at Somerset Arena.


Walter `White` Kowalewski of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Bernard Moreno of The Trouser Attacks died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Michael Anderson of The Trouser Attacks died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Larry `Ass Cobra` Whittington of The Trouser Attacks died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Christina `C C` Cooper of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Telegraph Road.


Leticia `Friggin` Wiggins of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Telegraph Road.


Bennett Hemphill of Something else died at Somerset Arena.


Paul Cochran of Something else died at Somerset Arena.


`Mad` Mary Watson of CryptKeepers died at Highway to Hell.


Valeri `Demo` Wade of CryptKeepers died at Once Upon a Town.


`They call me` Staci Bradshaw of CryptKeepers died at Once Upon a Town.


Edward ``On The Ball`` Kimball of Murphys Mercs died at The Pit.


Michelle Baskin of Murphys Mercs died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


John Daniel of Aisllye died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Freda Green of Aisllye died at Once Upon a Town.


Mike Wright of Sandrats died at Ring of Death Arena.


Samantha Fox of Debian Rules died at Northern Farm Land.


Dick Silk of Three Orange Whips died at Road to Elmsfield.


Elizabeth Boone of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Philip O`Mara of Sandrats died at Gates of Somerset.


Clara Houle of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


June Reiley of Renshai died at Pathway to Darkness.


Larry Vidal of Murphys Mercs died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Bibi `Ballin`` Baber of Fyve Fynger Fiends died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Albert Keller of River City Gamblers died at Interstate Mythos.


Kenyatta `Baby Rabies` Easterling of The Trouser Attacks died at XoReX Combat Arena.


Dave Vasquez of Blue Foxs died at Road to Somerset.


Nathan `Crossbow` Giannini of The Vanguards died at Ring of Death Arena.


Alexandra Ball of Sandrats died at Double Down Arena.


Thomas `Public Porker` Manning of The Trouser Attacks died at Road to Somerset.


`Just the fax` Jeremy Hernandez of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Road to Somerset.


Kevin `WAR ` Harbin of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Road to Somerset.


Carrie White of Scouse Syndicate died at Double Down Arena.


Travis Williams of SaltnPeppa died at Gates of Somerset.


Donnie Reed of oaskddja died at Northern Farm Land.


Austin `Ozzaaa` Noren of The Vanguards died at Outback of Nowhere.


Diana `DJ` Jordan of The Vanguards died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


`Manhunter` Victoria Adams of Avenged Sevenfold died at Shantyville.


Michele Back of El Nubnubs died at Miasma Crude Race Track.


Johnny ``JP`` Powers of Murphys Mercs died at Gates of Somerset.


Corey Smith of Blood Roses died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Vance Haakenson of Blood Roses died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


`Lil Old` Edna Anderson of Jack In A Car died at Bombed Luna Road.


Robbin `PussyCat` Ellsworth of TheFireDragons died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


`Mad` Mark Adams of TheFireDragons died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Charles `Charley` Ford of The Salthill Sluggerz died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Jim Cline of blue rock died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Micheal Kucharski of Harrys Hippos died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


William Carpenter of Murphys Mercs died at Once Upon a Town.


Lyle Castro of Monarchs died at Northern Farm Land.


Sid `Lost Trail` Dabbs of Mercykillers died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


William Vanfleet of oaskddja died at Gates of Somerset.


Tina Schroth of Raven Lunatics died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


William Yang of Raging Scavengers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Donald Saxton of Raven Lunatics died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


George Robertson of Raven Lunatics died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Marty Holt of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Bad` Joseph Gooding of Rollovers died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jimmy Ly of Sandrats died at Gates of Somerset.


Enoch Donlon of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Angelo Zhang of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Ollie Watson of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Fern Bongiorno of The Trouser Attacks died at Once Upon a Town.


Anna Fluellen of The Trouser Attacks died at Once Upon a Town.


Samuel Carswell of Vossenlo Go died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


William `Zombie` Paul of blue rock died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Duncan Israel of Romans Legion died at Northern Farm Land.


Robert `no condom` Simpson of harimau died at Gateway, The Bone.


Ruben `Sweet` Cherry of oaskddja died at Northern Farm Land.


George Hill of oaskddja died at Northern Farm Land.


Earl Jenney of Monarchs died at Via Rupta.


William `Action` Jackson of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Richard Klink of Pinochets Flight School died at Road to Somerset.


Roy Parker of Harrys Hippos died at Ring of Death Arena.


Melania Trump of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Northern Farm Land.


Robert `GenLeeBreaker` Gray of Rollovers died at Canyon Joust.


Rodolfo `Ralphy` Eisenhart of Blood Roses died at Canyon Joust.


Ronald `Ten Beer` Newsom of The Trouser Attacks died at Pathway to Darkness.


Charles `Spyder Cramp` Clay of The Trouser Attacks died at Pathway to Darkness.


Lisa `The Lame` Ibarra of The Trouser Attacks died at Pathway to Darkness.


David `The Boy Slave` Reese of The Trouser Attacks died at Pathway to Darkness.


Edith `Jack Hammer` Callaway of The Trouser Attacks died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Joel Phillips of The Trouser Attacks died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jeff Banks of Harrys Hippos died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Craig Raiford of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert `Grandpops ` Bell of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Somerset.


Akiko `Autumn` Moir of Vault Dwellers died at Blown With the Wind.


Edda Futch of Debian Rules died at Gates of Somerset.


Todd Cruz of Badland Brigands died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Rufus Jackson of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Somerset.


Linda McKinney of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Elmsfield.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. THERAPISTS (Badlands Truckstop): $3415.
2. Pole Dancers (Somerset): $2352.
3. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $1891.
4. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $1464.
5. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Badlands Truckstop): $794.
6. Pole Dancers (Gateway Truckstop): $460.
7. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $456.
8. The Trouser Attacks (Somerset): $320.
9. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $251.
10. Pole Dancers (Elmsfield): $218.

Deathsport Leagues

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - Afrika Korps
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Fruit5
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - SLESTAGE
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Interstate 82

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Triangle Deathrally League - Longos Merry Men
Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Street Pizza
Somerset Combat League - Joels Bastards
Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relations betweens the Civs and Reds have soured following several high-profile Civ attacks on Red refugee transports.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.