Sep/Oct
2093
Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Longos Merry Men.

Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Renshai.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League

The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Cali and the Zards, and finishing in third place overall were The Timeouts.

Jeff Johnson of Dirty Lickins died at Scattered Grounds.


Laura Brown of blue rock died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Maida Cedeno of The Iron Chode of Baphomet died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert Metzger of the190 died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Dorthy `Dotty` Leclerc of blue rock died at Road to Elmsfield.


Guy Gunning of Romper Room died at Gates of Somerset.


Jesse Campbell of Unicycle Boyz died at Somerset Arena.


Joan Johnson of Unicycle Boyz died at Somerset Arena.


Susan `Michael` Jackson of Unicycle Boyz died at The Maze.


Donald Solt of FireWolf died at Gates of Somerset.


Al Kaylor of FireWolf died at Gates of Somerset.


Quincy Woodward of Unicycle Boyz died at Bombed Luna Road.


Retta Harris of Unicycle Boyz died at Lost Oasis.


Stephen Conroy of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Andrew Watson of El Nubnubs died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Nancy Hoffman of The Gang Men died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Joanne `DOUBLE D` Doucette of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Lost Oasis.


Michael `Shumi` Schneider of blue rock died at Highway to Hell.


John `WAR` Eagle of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Farm Land.


Brian `going to` Courtright of Unicycle Boyz died at Gates of Somerset.


`Sunshine` Deborah Smith of Unicycle Boyz died at The Pit.


Tom Dubois of Rabid Groundhogs died at Serpentine Road.


`The Ballad of` Paul Ballard of The Iron Chode of Baphomet died at Highway to Hell.


Maurice Gross of FireWolf died at Road to Elmsfield.


Mark Castillo of FireWolf died at Road to Elmsfield.


Scott Avila of rebelfish resurgent II died at The Pit.


Arlen Whatley of Raven Lunatics died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Alan Richmond of The Gang Men died at Double Down Arena.


John `Jackko` Jackson of blue rock died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Gene `Bradley` Manning of blue rock died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Matthew `Hobblin` Henrickson of rebelfish resurgent II died at Scattered Grounds.


David `Vino` Vines of Street Pizza died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


`Stormin` Corey Norman of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Major Wacker of Romper Room died at Road to Elmsfield.


Andrea `SHAVED BEAVER` Harris of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Timothy `The Precog` Proffitt of Danterrans Dilettantes died at Acid Land.


`Greasy` Dominic Davison of Romper Room died at Burning Skies.


Many Dicks of Romper Room died at Maure Dore.


Russell `Ozzy` Osborne of Romper Room died at Maure Dore.


Ernest `Boozehound` Mayer of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Tyson `The Beagle` Speegle of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Pit.


Martha Washington of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Somerset.


Elizabeth Webb of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $428.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $320.
3. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $254.
4. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Gateway Truckstop): $150.
5. Romper Room (Somerset): $114.
6. GrindHouse (Somerset): $112.
7. Steam Army (Somerset): $50.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been Romper Room, having competed in 13 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?
 
Evan Leagues

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Romper Room
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Romper Room
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Romper Room
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - TheFireDragons

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Elmsfield Two Guineas League - PA Racers
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relationships between the slavers and the merchants has improved substantially, following the delivery of three hundred strong backed workers to the factories in Texan.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.