Jul/Aug
2093
Dirty Lickins Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Dirty Lickins taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Napalm Lullaby, and finishing in third place overall were Northern Mutant Alliance.

Scarzams Sandmen Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with Scarzams Sandmen taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Rabid Groundhogs, and finishing in third place overall were blue rock.

Tusk Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Tusk taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Rocky Horror, and finishing in third place overall were Concrete Golems.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Romper Room, and finishing in third place overall were Cali and the Zards.

Rabid Groundhogs Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with Rabid Groundhogs taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Romper Room, and finishing in third place overall were Raven Lunatics.

James `Dodgy` Dodge of CrazyCats died at Once Upon a Town.


Oscar `Spades` Martinez of The Tacticals died at Lonesome Highway.


Francis Chamblee of Scarzams Sandmen died at Northern Farm Land.


Cindy White of extinctioners died at Gates of Somerset.


Lawrence `Pistol` Thompson of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Morgan.


Kevin Moseley of Saladin died at Gates of Morgan.


Hyman Pierce of Saladin died at Gates of Morgan.


Blair Andre of Re-Tired Irons died at Sandy.


William Hinton of FireWolf died at Blown With the Wind.


Helen Hill of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Blown With the Wind.


Tatyana `Venus Fly` Trapp of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Blown With the Wind.


Lynn Acord of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Firelight.


Kyle Bones of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Firelight.


Stella `Trigger` Wee of Cam Combustors died at Blown With the Wind.


`Lady` Valerie Cortez of Cam Combustors died at Blown With the Wind.


Anthony Braswell of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Robert McNair of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Elmsfield.


Joe Wagner of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Elmsfield.


Brian Glaser of Raven Lunatics died at The Pit.


Sherry Shortt of Saladin died at The Pit.


Peter Wacker of Saladin died at Sandy.


Susan `Megorah` Egan of Cali and the Zards died at Blown With the Wind.


Eileen Biel of Raven Lunatics died at The Pit.


Joseph Beasley of Saladin died at Serpentine Road.


Michael Rhoads of Raven Lunatics died at The Pit.


Allison `Sweet poison` George of harimau died at Blown With the Wind.


`Deadly` Dale Friend of Saladin died at Blown With the Wind.


Betty `Despacitus` Mendoza of U.A.C Union Aerospace Corp. died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Ana `Mrs.` Jones of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Northern Farm Land.


Shane `Bomber` Fowler of blue rock died at Ring of Death Arena.


Thomas `The` Taylor of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Harry Regina of Saladin died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Kevin Smith of Division 8 died at Gates of Firelight.


`Wheels` Jeri Ryan of Romans Legion died at Road to Somerset.


Donald `Clutch` Riggs of Cam Combustors died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Blaster` Matthew Tellez of Cam Combustors died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Philip `Mailman` Henderson of Cam Combustors died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Eva `Caliber` Thacker of Cam Combustors died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Douglas Dingle of Scarzams Sandmen died at The Pit.


Benjamin Brandt of Scarzams Sandmen died at The Pit.


Caleb Kong of Romans Legion died at Double Down Arena.


Andrew Garcia of Saladin died at Firelight Dead Land.


`Tinker Toy` Fredericka Delahoussaye of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Morgan.


Gregory Jacob of FireWolf died at Lost Oasis.


Rudolph Gillett of Dirty Lickins died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Speedy` Cassi Brown of Division 8 died at Somerset Arena.


Lisa Landman of extinctioners died at Road to Elmsfield.


Vicky `deadbringer` Fulton of myrmoney died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Ronald `nouri` Coleman of myrmoney died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`stig` Anna Lewis of myrmoney died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Man Raper of Romper Room died at Ring of Death Arena.


Natalie Babcock of harimau died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Paul Baker of blue rock died at Double Down Arena.


Jose Rosier of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Anderson Fullmer of Division 8 died at Highway to Hell.


Young `Grandma` Carter of Produce_Vendors died at Gateway, The Bone.


Harry Beaver of Romper Room died at Blown With the Wind.


Frank Torres of Tungsten CARbide died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Nadia Oliveros of Tungsten CARbide died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Gerald `Da` Bass of Produce_Vendors died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Caitlin Galusha of Dirty Lickins died at Road to Somerset.


Peter Lynn of Dirty Lickins died at Road to Somerset.


Paul Morales of Dirty Lickins died at Road to Somerset.


Kristal Barney of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at The Pit.


Guadalupe Miura of myrmoney died at Gates of Somerset.


`Sir` Charlie Scott of Rabid Groundhogs died at Ice Water.


Kim Hall of YesNoMaybeSo died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Jerome Petty of The Tacticals died at Gates of Somerset.


Gregory `Gregite` Cromartie of Unicycle Boyz died at Pathway to Darkness.


Karla Thompson of harimau died at Pathway to Darkness.



Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Saladin: $1068153.
2. The Purple Foxes: $315306.
3. El Nubnubs: $303575.
4. Raven Lunatics: $241297.
5. Dirty Lickins: $141351.

Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Saladin
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Saladin
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Saladin
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Elmsfield Summer Classic League - PA Racers
Somerset Deathrace League - Rabid Groundhogs
Northern Summer League - Rabid Groundhogs
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Tusk
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Dirty Lickins
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
2. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
3. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
4. Ares owned by Overlanders.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
9. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
10. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
12. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
13. Jackal owned by Devilz Rejectz.
14. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
15. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.