Mar/Apr
2090
Desert Hyenas Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Desert Hyenas taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were The Cobras, and finishing in third place overall were Colt 45 Crew.

Danterrans Dilettantes Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with Danterrans Dilettantes taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were Cali and the Zards, and finishing in third place overall were The police force.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Team OK.

Robert `The Kid` Kidder of The Violent Femmes died at Pathway to Darkness.


Ernest Naumann of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jessica Bailes of Desertification died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Walter Guthrie of IronMaids died at Once Upon a Town.


Gordon `Ramsey` Patton of IronMaids died at Once Upon a Town.


Jose `Jo` Gault of blue rock died at Northern Speedway.


Jimmy Rock of Renshai died at Northern Farm Land.


Donald Logan of Renshai died at Northern Farm Land.


Adrian `Hospital` Williamson of The Violent Femmes died at Northern Farm Land.


James `JJ` Johnson of The Violent Femmes died at Northern Farm Land.


Melissa `Lotion Girl` Curiel of The Violent Femmes died at Northern Farm Land.


`Cryin`` Tami Ryan of The Violent Femmes died at Northern Farm Land.


Kelly Gilmore of hamboners died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Alice `In Chains` Bunch of Danterrans Dilettantes died at Via Rupta.


Samantha Steele of Danterrans Dilettantes died at Via Rupta.


`Contessa` Vanesa Spencer of The Violent Femmes died at Gates of Somerset.


Renee Woods of Protonium-Zero Racing died at Road to Somerset.


Margaret Gamble of Protonium-Zero Racing died at Road to Somerset.


Matthew Rivera of Jellie died at Ring of Death Arena.


John Gause of Jellie died at Ring of Death Arena.


Eugene Morgan of Protonium-Zero Racing died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Eva Lipscomb of Soviet Communists died at Road to Somerset.


John Messersmith of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Somerset.


`Lucky` Thomas Jefferson of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Somerset.


Candelaria `LaLa` Washburn of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Somerset.


`Wiley` Raymond Riley of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Somerset.


Stanley Callaway of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Somerset.


Nelson Walker of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Sheldon Aguilar of hamboners died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


`Govenor` Chauncey McKee of The Violent Femmes died at Interstate Mythos.


Scott `Honey` Bader of The Violent Femmes died at Interstate Mythos.


Phillip `My Tank` Hunter of The Violent Femmes died at Interstate Mythos.


Cecil `the Feller` Keller of The Violent Femmes died at Interstate Mythos.


Cheryl Brainerd of Magic420 died at Double Down Arena.


Elizabeth Kerns of Magic420 died at Double Down Arena.


Muriel Kennedy of Jellie died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Alessandra Garcia of hamboners died at The Dunes Race Course.


Tara `Sara` Lee of The Violent Femmes died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Daniel `T` Ruiz of Jellie died at Ring of Death Arena.


Jolanda `BOOM baby` Cahill of Ambassadors for Christ died at Somerset Arena.


Mary `Polter` Geist of Ambassadors for Christ died at Somerset Arena.


Claire Wilson of Warriors for Christ died at Somerset Arena.


Martin McQuay of Kaijii died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Jane Carter of Raven Lunatics died at Somerset Arena.


Amelia Haffner of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Sir` Timothy Flynn of Road Templars died at Chaos Canyon.


Ronald `RAY GUN` Regan of Raven Lunatics died at Chaos Canyon.


`Flying` Brian Gaitan of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Deborah `Little Debbie` Benner of CryptKeepers died at Ring of Death Arena.


Ronnie Shrader of The police force died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Mary Trudeau of The police force died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Marilyn Parker of The police force died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Desirae Killian of Jellie died at Northern Speedway.


George `Smiffy` Smith of blue rock died at Northern Farm Land.


Lee `Vicious` Vaughan of blue rock died at Northern Farm Land.


Mike `M.T.` Thomas of blue rock died at Northern Farm Land.


Fannie `Pack` Strother of blue rock died at Northern Farm Land.


Rick `Like to` Park of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Jesse `the Fake` Blake of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Patrick Emerson of Raven Lunatics died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Leonard `DOC` Landry of Raven Lunatics died at Gates of Somerset.


Chang Corbett of The Pig Killers died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Michael Grimes of Dirty Lickins died at Ring of Death Arena.


Demetrius `the Meterman` Rowlett of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Cary `Can` Reed of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert Russell of Dirts Mercs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Barbara `Barbwire` Foster of CryptKeepers died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Donald Dodson of harimau died at Lost Oasis.


Alexandra Bell of harimau died at Lost Oasis.


Dave Bahr of harimau died at Road to Somerset.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $96.
2. Kaytis Killers (Badlands Truckstop): $89.
3. Waskal Wabbitz (Gateway Truckstop): $81.
4. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Shantyville): $78.

League Leaders

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - Waskal Wabbitz
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Protonium-Zero Racing
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Protonium-Zero Racing
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Waskal Wabbitz

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Monster Driver
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - CrazyCats
Somerset Winter Warmup League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - CrazyCats
Somerset Race League - The police force
Northern Paintball League - Road Assassins
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Rocky Horror



Political Update

The relationship between the Badlands Truckstop and Merchants faction has cooled, due to what is perceived as `extortionate` gates fees charged to convoys passing through the truckstop.



Bryan 'Duck' Hunt

This month, we caught up with Bryan 'Duck' Hunt of The Darkside, one of Evan`s most skilled drivers.
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