May/Jun
2090
Somerset Motorsport Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Somerset Motorsport taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Ring of Fire.

Marvin Cain of Jellie died at The Pit.


Lisa Katz of Waskal Wabbitz died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jimmy `Robin` Hood of Raging Scavengers died at The Pits.


Paul McGowan of Renshai died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


James Evans of The Violent Femmes died at Once Upon a Town.


Scott Canales of The Violent Femmes died at Once Upon a Town.


William `Wacker` Ruiz of The Violent Femmes died at Once Upon a Town.


Jerry Cronin of Triumph died at Highway to Hell.


Bernie `the Toaster` Fairley of The Violent Femmes died at Serpentine Road.


Mark Spencer of The Violent Femmes died at Serpentine Road.


Ruth Pease of Raven Lunatics died at Somerset Arena.


Maurice Thompson of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Lawrence Williams of Road Templars died at Telegraph Road.


Manuel Vela of Raven Lunatics died at Pathway to Darkness.


Arthur `Bob` Villa of The Violent Femmes died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Wilbur Wilson of Triumph died at Telegraph Road.


Edgar Cochran of Triumph died at Once Upon a Town.


Paul Sullivan of Raven Lunatics died at Telegraph Road.


Richard `Brown Dick` Brown of Pee Wees Playhouse died at The Pit.


Scottie `Tokyo Diva` Rebello of Pee Wees Playhouse died at The Pit.


Carla Carter of Bananaramama died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Johnnie Bryant of Jellie died at Road to Elmsfield.


Kurtis Bruns of Meles Meles died at Northern Farm Land.


Eric Grisby of Danterrans Dilettantes died at The Pits.


Ernest `on it and` Offutt of The Violent Femmes died at The Dunes Race Course.


Sean `Hellfire` Herron of Load Runners died at Chaos Canyon.


Stewart Labbe of Renshai died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Wade Duffy of Meles Meles died at Telegraph Road.


John Penniman of Renshai died at Once Upon a Town.


Wade Brandt of Renshai died at Once Upon a Town.


Kristina Long of Dietarily Deficient died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Thelma Townsend of Blur Syndicate died at Gates of Somerset.


Lorena `Lawless` Lawson of The Violent Femmes died at Pathway to Darkness.


Michelle Vargas of The Violent Femmes died at Pathway to Darkness.


Mario `Lives in` Morgan of The Violent Femmes died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Johnny Savage of The Violent Femmes died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Charlie Najera of Avenged Sevenfold died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Stacy Bernardino of Dietarily Deficient died at Dead man`s Road.


Donald Norris of Dietarily Deficient died at Dead man`s Road.


Jerry `Jezza` Peak of blue rock died at Ring of Death Arena.


James Ferrell of Dietarily Deficient died at Once Upon a Town.


Phyllis Reed of Hallowlight died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Gerard `Bingo` Robertson of The Violent Femmes died at Telegraph Road.


Rene Osborne of Triumph died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Daniel Limon of Meles Meles died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Popcorn` Ian Crist of The Tacticals died at Miasma Crude Race Track.


John Kennedy of Raven Lunatics died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Dwight Eisenhower of Raven Lunatics died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Jacob Callaway of FireWolf died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Bruce Lines of Rabid Groundhogs died at Bombed Luna Road.


Julio Olivas of Blur Syndicate died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Kevin Torbett of Blur Syndicate died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


`The` Don Pitts of Blur Syndicate died at Road to Elmsfield.


Samuel Dunn of Raven Lunatics died at Interstate Mythos.


Craig Mojica of Main Street died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Shantyville): $98.



Somerset Cowboys Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Somerset Cowboys taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were The Turpins, and finishing in third place overall were Road Templars.

Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Danterrans Dilettantes: $308680.
2. Somerset Motorsport: $208627.
3. The police force: $205349.
4. Jellie: $194785.
5. Dirty Lickins: $190190.

Evan Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Waskal Wabbitz
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Somerset Motorsport
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Protonium-Zero Racing
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Waskal Wabbitz

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Somerset Motorsport
Northern Paintball League - Somerset Cowboys
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Dirty Lickins
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - CrazyCats



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.