Mar/Apr
2084
Devilz Rejectz Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Devilz Rejectz taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were blue rock.

Dead Stop Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with Dead Stop taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were PA Racers.

PerforatedPoo Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with PerforatedPoo taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Lattes Raiders, and finishing in third place overall were Rocky Horror.

Brittany Cruz of Wild Runners died at Once Upon a Town.


John `fiddle` Castro of Dead Stop died at Sandy.


Robert `the Bolt` Holt of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


James `Papa Trucker` Smith of Rabid Groundhogs died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Groovy` Richard Williams of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Pit.


Helen Russell of Darkwindforever died at Sidewinder Raceway.


`senseless` Arturo Johnson of thebills died at The Maze.


Gladys `J` Noto of thebills died at The Maze.


Alfred `f` Reed of thebills died at The Maze.


Nancy Lutz of The Voracious Readers died at The Dunes Race Course.


Maria Simmons of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Edward Wetherbee of rebelfish resurgent II died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Richard Rivera of rebelfish resurgent II died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Veronica Clark of Wild Runners died at Highway to Hell.


Charles Emmons of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Betty White of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Arthur Jackson of Original Gangsters died at Northern Farm Land.


Samuel Tran of Original Gangsters died at Northern Farm Land.


Eddie `Scooter` Toms of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


James Carter of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jon Harris of Original Gangsters died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Randall Oliver of rebelfish resurgent II died at Outback of Nowhere.


Tracy Hawk of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Double Down Arena.


Zachary `Zaqary` Zachary of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Robert Hamilton of Rabid Groundhogs died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Alexa Davalos of The Purple Foxes died at Serpentine Road.


Thomas `Dogface` Eaton of blue rock died at Somerset Arena.


Pearlie Harrison of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Carol Fitting of Wild Runners died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jesus Weitz of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Paul Bollinger of Burning ashes died at Ring of Death Arena.


Derek `Enlightened` Austin of rebelfish resurgent II died at Scattered Grounds.


Alice `Oh Nurse` Swanson of rebelfish resurgent II died at Scattered Grounds.


Roberta Blue of blue rock died at Lost Oasis.


Leandra `Pusspocket` Miramontes of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Crazy` Brent Miller of Dead Stop died at Northern Farm Land.


David `Day` Woods of Dead Stop died at Northern Farm Land.


`Jumping` Joseph Cardoza of Dead Stop died at Once Upon a Town.


Frank `the wall` Saul of Dead Stop died at Once Upon a Town.


Teddy White of Dead Stop died at Road to Somerset.


George Evans of fireblowers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


`Disposable` Raymond McCulley of The Vanguards died at Lost Oasis.


Danny Schultz of Wild Runners died at Highway to Hell.


Kenneth Holliman of gange dos churos died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Christopher Murphy of blue rock died at Once Upon a Town.


Ronald Trahan of blue rock died at Once Upon a Town.


Frank Blaylock of The Vanguards died at The Pit.


`MUD` Les Claypool of Rizon Oni died at Once Upon a Town.


John `Who?` Smith of Rizon Oni died at Once Upon a Town.


Ronald Schram of The Vanguards died at Gates of Somerset.


Michael Cox of PhoenixTheOne died at Northern Desert Circuit.

Deathsport Leagues

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - Gand Gerbill
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Snakes of Freedom
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - thebills

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Race League - Dead Stop
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Kaizers Orchestra
Northern Paintball League - The Vanguards
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Devilz Rejectz
Somerset Winter Warmup League - Lattes Raiders
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Kaizers Orchestra
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Kaizers Orchestra
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - No Aiming Just Shooting



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Dagmar 'Pussycat' Brown

One of today`s most famous scouts is a member of The Tacticals - we are referring of course to Dagmar 'Pussycat' Brown.
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