May/Jun
2084
Shiney Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rodriguez Roughnecks, and finishing in third place overall were Rocky Horror.

Muriel Bartlett of the mad mad crushers died at Northern Farm Land.


Clint `Joe Dirt` Flick of RedFenders died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Michael `crutch` Planas of Dead Stop died at Road to Somerset.


Stewart `Mickey` McCall of Dead Stop died at Road to Somerset.


`Andretti` Mario Aziz of Triskellon died at Gates of Somerset.


Randall Dunlap of the mad mad crushers died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Gertrude Mowrer of Wild Runners died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Lynette `Sawbones` Malone of blue rock died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Tina `Teabag` Dickey of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Charles `Chuckie` Batie of Cannibal Kings died at Shantyville.


Kelly `Trixie` Teixeira of Cannibal Kings died at Shantyville.


Rhiannon Halloway of Wild Runners died at Interstate Mythos.


Noel Christopherso of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Steven `Mitch` Mitchell of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Mika Espinal of Rizon Oni died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Charles Steele of Blur Syndic ate died at Once Upon a Town.


Timothy Everhart of Original Gangsters died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Ernest Lederer of Original Gangsters died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Gloria Flores of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Felicia Vance of Wild Runners died at Highway to Hell.


Casandra Eagle of Wild Runners died at Once Upon a Town.


Raymond Baker of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Merrill `Turd` Brown of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Maximo Berryman of Blur Syndic ate died at Bombed Luna Road.


Christina Gonzalez of The Loud Crowd died at Gates of Somerset.


Nina `Hellfire` Orosco of Cannibal Kings died at Lonesome Highway.


Cornell Shepherd of Snakes of Freedom died at Blown With the Wind.


Cody Kephart of Rockheed Aircraft died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


`Little` Glenn Beck of Kaizers Orchestra died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Marvin Palma of PerforatedPoo died at Somerset Arena.


Peter `Cyborg` Borg of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Joseph Homer of Harley Nomads died at Highway to Hell.


Tyson `Ted` Williams of Dead Stop died at The Pit.


Oscar Chew of PerforatedPoo died at Gates of Somerset.


Charlene `Meteorite` King of Snakes of Freedom died at Gates of Somerset.


John Wilson of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Northern Speedway.


Herbert `King` Fischer of Dead Stop died at Road to Somerset.


Adam `Starky` Stark of blue rock died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Joolz` Julie Knapp of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Chance Hurst of Darkrunners died at Road to Somerset.


Susanne `Katy` Perry of The Loud Crowd died at Lost Oasis.


`The Beach Boy` Dennis Wilson of The Loud Crowd died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Gina `Cook Up` Medina of Rabid Groundhogs died at Interstate Mythos.


`Carpetbagger` Travis Najera of Rabid Groundhogs died at Interstate Mythos.


Gregg `Face` Palmer of PerforatedPoo died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Richard `Jinx` Nolan of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Pathway to Darkness.


Jennifer Sykes of Wild Runners died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Troy `Scout` Hammitt of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Somerset.


Annie Glass of Hungarian Armored Force died at The Dunes Race Course.


Nathaniel `Hawthorne` Eastham of The Loud Crowd died at Highway to Hell.


Shawn `Luscious` Jackson of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Highway to Hell.


Gloria `Burning` Hay of Rabid Groundhogs died at Northern Farm Land.


Tammy Wagner of Devilz Rejectz died at Double Down Arena.


`Scope` Mary Stice of Devilz Rejectz died at Double Down Arena.


Kermit `the Dog` Feeley of Pee Wees Playhouse died at The Pit.


Reginald Poole of Pee Wees Playhouse died at The Pit.


Denise Curtis of Origo Mali died at The Pit.


`Squirrally` Shirley Singleton of Dead Stop died at Road to Somerset.


Dolores Jo of Dead Stop died at Road to Somerset.


Kathleen Emerson of Wild Runners died at Outback of Nowhere.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. PerforatedPoo (Somerset): $1008.
2. SonderKommandoRevolt (Somerset): $829.
3. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $806.
4. Kaizers Orchestra (Somerset): $229.
5. Snakes of Freedom (Somerset): $97.
6. Kaizers Orchestra (Gateway Truckstop): $86.



Most Active Gangs

You`ve tired of seeing them on the circuit every time you visit. Every time you leave town, you seem to run into them. But just who are they - who are the most active gangs in Evan right now?

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Snakes of Freedom. Their most favoured type of event has been the combat, although they have also competed in numerous deathrace events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. Blood sweat and tears, owned by Devilz Rejectz.
2. 030 Hunter, owned by Wild Runners.
3. Ambush Truckstop, owned by Leisureforce.
4. The Lost, owned by PerforatedPoo.
5. Solosonder V1.2.1, owned by SonderKommandoRevolt.



Kaizers Orchestra Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were The Vanguards, and finishing in third place overall were Rabid Groundhogs.
Leagues Roundup

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Shiney
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Snakes of Freedom
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - thebills

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Spring Challenge League - Shiney
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Kaizers Orchestra
Northern Paintball League - Kaizers Orchestra
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Kaizers Orchestra
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Kaizers Orchestra



Political Update

Relationships between the slavers and the merchants has improved substantially, following the delivery of three hundred strong backed workers to the factories in Texan.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.