| 'Mopey' Jeffrey Hassler | Drive Backwards BFFs | The Wilderness | 2008-11-12 | We`d say nice things about Jeffrey, except he was really a drag to have around. Even after he`d been hit with a gatling gun and lay bleeding to death, he still managed to moan unconvincingly ``I`m fine, don`t bother about me`` in a way that really let you know the extreme depths of his self pity. But he was a good scout, a fine driver, an ok shot, and all that. We won`t miss him. |