Mar/Apr
2104
Lattes Raiders Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Lattes Raiders taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Armoured Angels, and finishing in third place overall were Desert Hyenas.

Darkwinds Most Wanted Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with Darkwinds Most Wanted taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were El Nubnubs, and finishing in third place overall were Cali and the Zards.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rocky Horror, and finishing in third place overall were Rodriguez Roughnecks.

Gail `Rattlesnake` Ferguson of Blood Roses died at Gates of Somerset.


Lenora `Checkers` Jones of Blood Roses died at Gates of Somerset.


Bonnie Thomas of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Somerset.


`Ranger` Steve Beckett of Somerset Battalion died at Once Upon a Town.


Byron Lebron of SAO Survivors died at Gates of Morgan.


Ruben Reader of SAO Survivors died at Gates of Morgan.


Arturo Dray of SAO Survivors died at Gates of Morgan.


Maya Sylvester of The Santee Outlaws died at Gates of Somerset.


Xavier `Xavier` Xavier of Bamboo Cutters died at Northern Farm Land.


Dwayne `The Rock` Johnson of Bamboo Cutters died at Northern Farm Land.


Thomas Murdock of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Double Down Arena.


Jeff Lorusso of SAO Survivors died at Once Upon a Town.


Lorita `Crash` Clarke of The Last Car died at Gates of Somerset.


Charlotte Gonzales of The Last Car died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert `One Stroke` Dunn of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Emily `Crazy Eye` Weems of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Road to Somerset.


Donald Garcia of SAO Survivors died at Once Upon a Town.


Pamela Mendoza of Gand Gerbill died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


James Whitfield of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Gates of Somerset.


Teresa Pace of Peaceful mushroom gatherers died at Smokey Hills.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Peaceful mushroom gatherers (Somerset): $494.



Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. DESOLATION.ANGLES: $417543.
2. SuperAwesome VillainsForever!: $291531.
3. Darkwinds Most Wanted: $247124.
4. El Nubnubs: $215620.
5. harimau: $208253.

Leagues Roundup

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Longos Merry Men
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Longos Merry Men
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Darkside

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Rally III League - SuperAwesome VillainsForever!
Northern Paintball League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Somerset Winter Warmup League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Race League - El Nubnubs
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - The Stranglers
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Lattes Raiders
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



'Commander' Annette Dixon

One of today`s most famous mechanics is a member of Comanche - we are referring of course to 'Commander' Annette Dixon.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.