Mar/Apr
2098
Jellie Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Jellie taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were the rowdy three, and finishing in third place overall were Desert Hyenas.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were Flying Froggies, and finishing in third place overall were Raging Scavengers.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Order of the Crimson Sun, and finishing in third place overall were Andrews Ants.

Wendy Flores of One Of Many died at Road to Somerset.


Don Taylor of One Of Many died at Road to Somerset.


Donna `Sawbones` Jay of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Once Upon a Town.


Elke `Left-eye` Gerner of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Once Upon a Town.


Cristina `Maria` Aguilera of Debian Rules died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Camille Winkles of Blue Lions died at Gates of Somerset.


Joseph Kucharski of Old Souls died at Gates of Somerset.


James `T` Kirk of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Scattered Grounds.


Deborah Taylor of The Salthill Sluggerz died at Scattered Grounds.


John `Often` Ragsdale of Shallow Graves died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Robert Gerber of Machine Gun Morons died at Telegraph Road.


Haywood Labonte of Machine Gun Morons died at Telegraph Road.


Joshua Mackey of Machine Gun Morons died at Telegraph Road.


Richard Battle of Machine Gun Morons died at Telegraph Road.


Lawrence Pena of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Keith Rodriguez of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Robert Quam of the mad mad crushers died at Northern Farm Land.


John Yates of Dragons Fang died at Ring of Death Arena.


Jason Taylor of Dragons Fang died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Van `Runner` Bolton of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


John Doody of the mad mad crushers died at Chaos Canyon.


Robert Desmarais of Murphys Mercs died at Lost Oasis.


Cory `Rocket` Hall of Pinochets Flight School died at Northern Farm Land.


James `FLAMER` Nelson of Pinochets Flight School died at Northern Farm Land.


Marina `Linderman` Stgermain of Shallow Graves died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Estella `Hammer` Hoffman of Jack In A Car died at Lost Oasis.


Julie `Whambulance` Waggoner of Jack In A Car died at Lost Oasis.


Tyler Ross of the190 died at The Dunes Race Course.


Scott `Scud` Scudder of Exbeefeater died at Highway to Hell.


James `Held for` Ransom of Exbeefeater died at Highway to Hell.


Tenisha `Rent-a-ho` Lawson of Exbeefeater died at Highway to Hell.


Robert `Porkchop` Finn of Exbeefeater died at Highway to Hell.


Brock Duque of the rowdy three died at Somerset Arena.


Walter Campbell of The Trouser Attacks died at The Pit.


Hazel McCullough of the rowdy three died at Gates of Somerset.


Jeanne `Money` Banks of the rowdy three died at Gates of Somerset.


`Scooty` Emily Muller of Belgian Rangers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Brian Goodnight of Xeno Tech Corp died at Gates of Somerset.


Arnold `Hubba Hubba` Holub of Evil Elves died at Gates of Somerset.


George `Georgie` Moore of Evil Elves died at Gates of Somerset.


Jason Weitzel of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Highway to Hell.


Minnie Elzey of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Highway to Hell.


Anthony `Nihilist Tsar` Haugen of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Stuart Maxie of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Morgan.


Inez Miller of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Morgan.


Kim Min of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Morgan.


Nancy Krueger of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Morgan.


Alice Thompson of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Morgan.


Kermit `the Frog` Burke of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Sun Low of Blue Lions died at Gates of Somerset.


Karl Armes of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Somerset.


Fernando `Rip It` Rosario of Jack In A Car died at Sandy.


Bernard Streeter of Shallow Graves died at Once Upon a Town.


Tanya Jones of Shallow Graves died at Gates of Somerset.


Xuan Vong of Blue Lions died at Gates of Somerset.


Tony Booth of Blue Lions died at Gates of Somerset.


Ellie Mooney of Blue Lions died at Gates of Somerset.


Forrest Clark of Blue Lions died at Gates of Somerset.


`Captain` Evan Burton of SOTuk died at Once Upon a Town.


Peter Gagnon of Order of the Crimson Sun died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Fernando George of Order of the Crimson Sun died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Georgia Doty of Order of the Crimson Sun died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Guillermo Williams of Order of the Crimson Sun died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Maria Furlong of Jellie died at Serpentine Road.


Andrew Hanks of Xeno Tech Corp died at Gates of Somerset.


`Blue` Anna Parker of Jellie died at Northern Farm Land.


Pedro `Shoot Em Up` Bachman of Jellie died at Northern Farm Land.


`Shyboy` Paul Loudermilk of Evil Elves died at Interstate Mythos.


`Treehugger` Ashley Parker of Evil Elves died at Interstate Mythos.


Monty Smith of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


`tiny` Ezra Little of SaltnPeppa died at Road to Somerset.


Elizabeth Galindo of The Dark Allience died at Northern Speedway.


Nina Gagne of the mad mad crushers died at Interstate Mythos.


Lori `Eyes` Lachance of Jack In A Car died at Gates of Somerset.


Jason `Ivan` Quinonez of Shallow Graves died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Laura Maurice of Blue Lions died at Road to Somerset.


Judith Holder of Blue Lions died at Road to Somerset.


Guy Farthing of Blue Lions died at Road to Somerset.


Eugene Bass of SOTuk died at Pathway to Darkness.


Ed Farrell of SOTuk died at Pathway to Darkness.


Michael Gilbert of Unicycle Boyz died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Michael `Cheesy` Rice of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at The Pit.


Oswaldo Davenport of Raven Lunatics died at Once Upon a Town.


Michael `John Paul` Jones of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Comrade` Linda Ledoux of Special Circumstances died at Once Upon a Town.


Linda Lyman of Order of the Crimson Sun died at Gates of Somerset.


Grant Potts of Order of the Crimson Sun died at Gates of Somerset.


`Tonto` Carlos Oman of Comanche died at Chaos Canyon.


Don Mantooth of blue rock died at Double Down Arena.


Kassandra `KassAss ` Kessinger of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


William `Eel` Morey of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Mark Flanders of Steel Clan died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Jared Olds of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Nicole `Knotty` Wood of Exbeefeater died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Joseph `Took a` Stitt of Exbeefeater died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Rachell `Iron` Norwood of Exbeefeater died at Pathway to Darkness.


Samuel `the Florist` Flores of Exbeefeater died at Pathway to Darkness.


Kyle Webb of Raven Lunatics died at Oil Slick.


France Runner of Blue Lions died at Blown With the Wind.


Lacey Berry of Blue Lions died at Blown With the Wind.


Vincent Logsdon of Blue Lions died at Blown With the Wind.


Max Steel of Blue Lions died at Road to Elmsfield.


Billy Lawless of Blue Lions died at Road to Somerset.


`The Demon` Mindi Packard of Blood Roses died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Joseph `qoq goes` McAnally of Rollovers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Mabel Ford of Chemical Brawlers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Alvin Bryan of Rollovers died at The Pit.


Nancy Feagin of Interstate 82 died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Gwen `Pornstar` Derringer of Cestus Dei died at Pathway to Darkness.


Gary Johanson of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Comrade` Todd Garcia of Harrys Hippos died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Brett Hershberger of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Somerset.


Tara `Mazoff` Mazon of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Gates of Elmsfield.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Blue Lions (Somerset): $1209.
2. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $1200.
3. The Trouser Attacks (Somerset): $492.
4. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $373.
5. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $174.
6. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Morgan): $145.
7. Raging Scavengers (Texan): $68.

As usual Got this due to breaking X Man's Fire Engine (worth it) -The Blue Lion's
League Leaders

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - Joels Bastards
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Raven Lunatics
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Side Street Boyz
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Joels Bastards

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Jellie
Somerset Winter Warmup League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Interstate 82
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Flying Froggies
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - The Salthill Sluggerz
Somerset Race League - Joels Bastards
Northern Paintball League - Longos Merry Men
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Machine Gun Morons



Political Update

The relationship between the Badlands Truckstop and Merchants faction has cooled, due to what is perceived as `extortionate` gates fees charged to convoys passing through the truckstop.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
6. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
12. Jackal owned by Devilz Rejectz.
13. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.
14. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
15. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.



Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Blood Roses.
2. Steel Clan.
3. Defenseurs.
4. King of Clubs.
5. Dead Ferrets.
6. Mercykillers.
7. Raging Scavengers.
8. Splurs Scroungers.
9. Misery Inc..
10. Afrika Korps.

The heaviest addict in Blood Roses is Henry Hedrick, and his favourite tipple is Alcohol.



Clarence Cortez

One of today`s most famous scouts is a member of The Black Legion - we are referring of course to Clarence Cortez.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.