Nov/Dec
2094
Scarzams Sandmen Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Scarzams Sandmen taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Dirty Lickins, and finishing in third place overall were Creatures of Chaos.

blue rock Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with blue rock taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Bohemian Like You, and finishing in third place overall were Groton Gladiators.

Raven Lunatics Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with Raven Lunatics taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Memphis Kreep, and finishing in third place overall were Cam Combustors.

blue rock Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with blue rock taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Rabid Groundhogs, and finishing in third place overall were The Iron Chode of Baphomet.

Rabid Groundhogs Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with Rabid Groundhogs taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were The Darkside, and finishing in third place overall were Raven Lunatics.

Pinochets Flight School Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Pinochets Flight School taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were blue rock, and finishing in third place overall were Rabid Groundhogs.

El Nubnubs Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with El Nubnubs taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Raven Lunatics.
 


Maria Lynn of Jacklifters died at Once Upon a Town.


Felix Speller of Jacklifters died at Once Upon a Town.


`Commander` Jonathan Murphy of Special Circumstances died at Once Upon a Town.


Elvis Warrior of Romans Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


Gertrude Perez of Dagger Dolls died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Betty `Like a` Saylor of El Nubnubs died at Highway to Hell.


Richard Stahl of Irish Madmen died at Chaos Canyon.


Stella Lewis of Driveliners died at Highway to Hell.


William Stevenson of Irish Madmen died at Highway to Hell.


Sandee Kimball of harimau died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Bobbie Dunbar of Rough Trade died at Sandy.


Landon Toledo of Rough Trade died at Sandy.


Ethan Andrews of Exbeefeater died at Once Upon a Town.


Charles Knisley of Exbeefeater died at Northern Farm Land.


`Overlord` Francisca Mitchell of Exbeefeater died at Northern Farm Land.


Terrance Elzy of blue rock died at Serpentine Road.


Donald Martinez of blue rock died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Donald Fitzgibbons of Driveliners died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Joshua `The Profit` Shepard of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset.


Kirby `Klan` King of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset.


Roger Swift of Anarchy X died at Gates of Somerset.


Pearl Mills of Anarchy X died at Gates of Somerset.


Donald Stewart of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Velma Cox of Creatures of Chaos died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Man Hands!!` Mary Maddocks of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Lawrence Bailey of Scarzams Sandmen died at Road to Somerset.


Gloria Dial of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Paul Mejorado of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Ronnie Murray of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Prince Lehman of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Mark Burton of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Scattered Grounds.


Bianca `Blast` Chacko of Exbeefeater died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jill Strack of Exbeefeater died at Gates of Somerset.


Marina Porter of TheFireDragons died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Gillian `TheBaker` Luff of TheFireDragons died at Toxic Wastes.


Patrick `Spanner` Rodriquez of Creatures of Chaos died at Blown With the Wind.


Tami `Big Guns` Jones of Creatures of Chaos died at Road to Somerset.


John Wick of Creatures of Chaos died at Road to Somerset.


`Smokey` Michael Sharp of Chameleon died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Reva Warrior of Romans Legion died at Road to Somerset.


`Trimark` Stanley Beck of Jacklifters died at Northern Farm Land.


`Comrade` Jaquelyn Bella of Special Circumstances died at Serpentine Road.


`Comrade` Samantha Lyles of Special Circumstances died at Serpentine Road.


Ronnie `Donnie` Martinez of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Terry Ek of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Andre Toupin of Dust Falcons died at The Dunes Race Course.


`The Maverick` Henry Montez of Abbott Street Conference died at Northern Farm Land.


Thelma `Man Eater` Graham of Creatures of Chaos died at Pathway to Darkness.


Chester Adams of Creatures of Chaos died at The Pit.


Michael `Ice` Crystal of Raven Lunatics died at The Pit.


Christopher Staley of Exbeefeater died at Interstate Mythos.


Danilo Howard of Exbeefeater died at Interstate Mythos.


Albert Sibert of Exbeefeater died at Interstate Mythos.


Cathy Belew of Exbeefeater died at Interstate Mythos.


Katherine `KO` Ortiz of Exbeefeater died at Interstate Mythos.


James `Wilbur` Williams of Exbeefeater died at The Pit.


Robert Bradford of Blur Syndicate died at Gates of Somerset.


Philip `My Tank` Davis of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Alex `Dammit` Watson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Donald `Crosseyed` Prater of Abbott Street Conference died at Northern Farm Land.


Jerry Bullard of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Young Harrod of Raven Lunatics died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Jason `talyer` Gonzales of extinctioners died at Road to Somerset.


John `talyer` Battle of extinctioners died at Road to Somerset.


Donald `Fast Don` Held of blue rock died at Dead man`s Road.


Tim `Timbo` Billy of blue rock died at Dead man`s Road.


Roland Breaux of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Outback of Nowhere.


William Ruth of Sham Bulls died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Stephen `Stacey` Dooley of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Charles `Chaz` Boucher of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Sheri `Dairy` Schroeder of Ragnarok Racing died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Stephen Fisher of Ragnarok Racing died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Comrade` Rowena Campbell of Special Circumstances died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Nicholas Cortez of Scarzams Sandmen died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Domingo Schofield of Jacklifters died at Northern Farm Land.


John Cagle of NJ Deathsquad died at Road to Somerset.


Catharine Harris of Stargazer died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Maria Coley of blue rock died at Somerset Arena.


Roy `Toofs` Daly of Vicious Little Suckers died at Sandy.


Anthony Poston of Exbeefeater died at Pathway to Darkness.


John `The Don` Burton of Ragnarok Racing died at Chaos Canyon.


Kevin `The Price` Rice of Ragnarok Racing died at Chaos Canyon.


Melinda Ramirez of rebelfish resurgent II died at Once Upon a Town.


Robert `Pearlie` McCluskey of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


`War Machine` Patrick Garris of Conjurers United died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


William Cain of theirgang died at Somerset Super Speedway.


`Zackery` Zack Zackery of Stargazer died at Road to Somerset.


Kevin Stella of Dirty Lickins died at Lonesome Highway.


Donna `Fell Down a` Hill of Exbeefeater died at Pathway to Darkness.


Robert Thompson of Exbeefeater died at Pathway to Darkness.


Andrew Turner of Exbeefeater died at Pathway to Darkness.


Alisha Trojan of TheFireDragons died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $4385.
2. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $1550.
3. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $1199.
4. Conjurers United (Somerset): $368.
5. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $351.
6. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $252.
7. Unicycle Boyz (Somerset): $180.
8. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $174.
9. Rabid Groundhogs (Gateway Truckstop): $129.
10. TheFireDragons (Badlands Truckstop): $108.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been The Tacticals, having competed in 9 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?
League Leaders

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - Raven Lunatics
Evan Deathrace Ladder - blue rock
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Pinochets Flight School

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - blue rock
Somerset Combat League - Scarzams Sandmen
Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League - El Nubnubs



Political Update

Relations betweens the Civs and Reds have soured following several high-profile Civ attacks on Red refugee transports.



Lawrence 'Leet' Adkins

One of today`s most famous scouts is a member of Longos Merry Men - we are referring of course to Lawrence 'Leet' Adkins.
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