Mar/Apr
2093
Main Street Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Main Street taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Colt 45 Crew, and finishing in third place overall were Unit 6.

PA Racers Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were SaltnPeppa, and finishing in third place overall were Cali and the Zards.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Steam Army, and finishing in third place overall were Rodriguez Roughnecks.

Steven Bonnett of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


`BEEN JACKED U` Angelica Gutierrez of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Somerset.


Ione McMillian of rebelfish resurgent II died at Lost Oasis.


Joshua `Wuz Here` Kilroy of rebelfish resurgent II died at Lost Oasis.


Harriet Schulz of rebelfish resurgent II died at Lost Oasis.


Bobby Stott of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Donald Finley of extinctioners died at Once Upon a Town.


Jessica Cruz of extinctioners died at Gates of Somerset.


Benjamin Lumpkin of Scarzams Sandmen died at Scattered Grounds.


Tiffany Lewandowski of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Sue Mee of Saladin died at Northern Speedway.


Richard Adams of Dirty Lickins died at Ring of Death Arena.


Mark Barnes of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Ryan Poland of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


`Bane` Timothy Duncan of Blacklight Lanterns died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Virginia `Firestarter` Edwards of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Gates of Somerset.


Derrick Knox of Scarzams Sandmen died at The Pit.


William Green of Early Risers died at The Dunes Race Course.


`The Ex` Edith Woods of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Firelight.


Jeremy `Fuckin A` Corona of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Firelight.


Samuel Gibson of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Russel `Big Russ` Kennedy of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Raul Smith of Saladin died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Ima Driver of Saladin died at Double Down Arena.


Ima Gunning of Saladin died at Double Down Arena.


Pamela Eller of FireWolf died at Lost Oasis.


Su Durand of FireWolf died at Lost Oasis.


Betty Barker of FireWolf died at Lost Oasis.


Peggy `Chucky` Charles of Produce_Vendors died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Larry Solano of Produce_Vendors died at The Dunes Race Course.


Jaimie Alexander of Cali and the Zards died at Gates of Elmsfield.


James `Perky` Perkins of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Lloyd `Machine Gun` Schneider of Division 8 died at Somerset Arena.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Slimeballs (Somerset): $918.
2. House Tenibris Resonentia (Somerset): $482.
3. rebelfish resurgent II (Somerset): $205.
4. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $110.
5. Saladin (Somerset): $100.
6. rebelfish resurgent II (Elmsfield): $78.
7. Dragon Ryders (Somerset): $52.
8. PA Racers (Somerset): $51.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been harimau, having competed in 6 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

Most Active Gangs

You`ve tired of seeing them on the circuit every time you visit. Every time you leave town, you seem to run into them. But just who are they - who are the most active gangs in Evan right now?

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Saladin. Their most favoured type of event has been the deathrace, although they have also competed in numerous combat events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. SS Revenge Crew, owned by SuperAwesome VillainsForever!.
2. Wolfpack, owned by FireWolf.
3. Wolf Death Squad, owned by The Wolf Spiders.
4. Dirk Admires Me!, owned by SuperAwesome VillainsForever!.
5. Wolf Spiders, owned by The Wolf Spiders.

Evan Leagues

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - BBB Gang
Evan Deathrace Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Darkside

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Winter Warmup League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - The Stranglers
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - PA Racers
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Main Street
Somerset Race League - PA Racers
Northern Paintball League - Longos Merry Men
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - The Darkside



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.



Ray 'Get' Smart

This month, we caught up with Ray 'Get' Smart of Anubis Cartel, one of Evan`s most skilled mechanics.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.