May/Jun
2092
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were The Wolf Spiders, and finishing in third place overall were SonderKommandoRevolt.

Sharon Smith of chief died at Lost Oasis.


Irene Baker of Rat Phaces died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Fernando Medina of Raven Lunatics died at Shantyville.


Ernest Stock of Renshai died at Gates of Somerset.


Tyler Williams of Rat Phaces died at Gates of Somerset.


Herman `heavymuscle` Asbury of myrmoney died at Gates of Somerset.


Rachel Wydra of The Great Depression died at Lost Oasis.


Dwight Burcham of The Transvestite Swarm died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jerry Saiz of Rat Phaces died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


William Starks of The Transvestite Swarm died at Blown With the Wind.


Arnold Davis of Raven Lunatics died at Ring of Death Arena.


Wendy Gatling of TheFireDragons died at Double Down Arena.


Michael `Car Graves` Hargraves of The Wolf Spiders died at Gates of Somerset.


Kirk `the captain` Adams of SaltnPeppa died at The Pit.


Kyra Goldman of The White Ashes died at Smokey Hills.


Billy Marshall of Raven Lunatics died at Smokey Hills.


Elizabeth `Sweet` Love of Raven Lunatics died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Edwin Wilson of The Transvestite Swarm died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Daniel `BoofHead` Brogan of The Wolf Spiders died at Gates of Morgan.


Muriel `Machine Gun` Chase of The Wolf Spiders died at Gates of Morgan.


Caryl Brower of Division 8 died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Justin Cosme of Rat Phaces died at Sandy.


Jennifer `Katniss` Lawrence of Cali and the Zards died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Lynn McGuffin of Dirty Lickins died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Arthur Fetty of Dirty Lickins died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Yvonne Botkin of PerforatedPoo died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Mayra Merrill of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Gates of Sarsfield.


William Friedman of SonderKommandoRevolt died at The Pit.


Arlene Carver of Rat Phaces died at Road to Somerset.


Leroy Thompson of Raven Lunatics died at Ring of Death Arena.


John `Fish Styx` Custard of Rat Phaces died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


John MacDonald of Raven Lunatics died at Double Down Arena.


`New Guy` John Cabot of Raven Lunatics died at Serpentine Road.


`Sergio` Alan Gustafson of The Great Depression died at Gates of Somerset.


Christopher Lowell of Rat Phaces died at Chaos Canyon.


`Tipsy` Marcelina Evans of The Great Depression died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Leonard Weaver of The Flame Vulture Company died at Ring of Death Arena.


David Jones of The Flame Vulture Company died at Ring of Death Arena.


Barbara `Babbs` Rodriguez of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Ryan `john` Reyes of extinctioners died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Lisa Farrington of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Linda Poirier of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Anthony Click of Rat Phaces died at Telegraph Road.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Rat Phaces (Somerset): $296.
2. Rat Phaces (Gateway Truckstop): $90.



The Wolf Spiders Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with The Wolf Spiders taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Rat Phaces, and finishing in third place overall were Sarsfield Grenadiers.
League Leaders

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - PerforatedPoo
Evan Deathrace Ladder - myrmoney
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - U.A.C Union Aerospace Corp.
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Longos Merry Men
Northern Paintball League - The Wolf Spiders
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - The Wolf Spiders
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

The relationship between the Badlands Truckstop and Merchants faction has cooled, due to what is perceived as `extortionate` gates fees charged to convoys passing through the truckstop.



Dennis '124' Edwards

This month, we caught up with Dennis '124' Edwards of CrazyCats, one of Evan`s most skilled mechanics.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.