Mar/Apr
2092
PerforatedPoo Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with PerforatedPoo taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Rat Phaces, and finishing in third place overall were Rocky Horror.

Cali and the Zards Win Somerset Race League


 
The Somerset Race League finished, with Cali and the Zards taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were The police force.
The question on everyone's lips was just how good is Miranda Kerr, having successfully defended her Somerset Race League title.
She was typically generous with her thanks to her team, and the fact that she has such great assets that the other drivers tend to get distracted.
"It's all about your lines..racing lines that is", Miranda explained. "Unlike panty lines, you actually want your racing lines. Go Zards!".


Joels Bastards Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were Tusio.

Randy Brower of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Scott Decker of Rat Phaces died at The Pit.


Kyle Gonzalez of Kings man died at Ring of Death Arena.


Charles `shhhh` Shuster of Raven Lunatics died at Lonesome Highway.


David Marini of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Logan Castillo of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Don Ashby of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Carlos McClain of Raven Lunatics died at The Pit.


Douglas `THE SCOUTER ` Beaudoin of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at The Maze.


Bobby Smith of FireWolf died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Troy Lock of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Somerset.


Nicholas Miller of PerforatedPoo died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Donald Thomas of Rat Phaces died at Gates of Somerset.


Darin Rhoden of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Via Rupta.


Chris `Cali` Black of Cali and the Zards died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Shawn Maynard of Rat Phaces died at Road to Somerset.


Daniel Franklin of Scarzams Sandmen died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Ralph Gonzalez of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Farm Land.


Jackie White of Raven Lunatics died at Once Upon a Town.


Annette Bennett of FireWolf died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Carrie Vargas of rebelfish resurgent II died at Outback of Nowhere.


Dorothy Galliher of rebelfish resurgent II died at Outback of Nowhere.


Emma Watson of Cali and the Zards died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Alan Chatman of Midnite Express died at Double Down Arena.


Donald Miller of Midnite Express died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Joaquin Hughes of PA Racers died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Daniel Nielson of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Somerset.


Raul Lockett of FireWolf died at Northern Farm Land.


Branden Galdamez of FireWolf died at Northern Farm Land.


James Scheer of FireWolf died at Northern Farm Land.


Richard `Lucky` Chi of Division 8 died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Grant Watson of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Via Rupta.


Ted Wright of Steel Reaperz died at Double Down Arena.


Calvin Korth of The Wolf Spiders died at Road to Elmsfield.


Penny Nellis of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Farm Land.


Brandon `Weed Wacker` Womack of The Wolf Spiders died at Road to Somerset.


Carol Sims of Steel Reaperz died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Almeta `Stoner Wytch` Hedberg of Rat Phaces died at Sandy.


Gary Howell of Rat Phaces died at Sandy.


Edward Steffens of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Laurence Sebastian of Raven Lunatics died at Ring of Death Arena.


Michael Johnson of The Transvestite Swarm died at Road to Elmsfield.


John `LegLess` Johnson of SaltnPeppa died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Richard Meyer of Rat Phaces died at Road to Somerset.


Albert `THE GEEK` Anson of Joels Bastards died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Luke Beverage of FireWolf died at The Pit.


Juan Henderson of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Northern Desert Circuit.



Prizes Leaderboard

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Danterrans Dilettantes: $532892.
2. The Purple Foxes: $420192.
3. Rat Phaces: $311475.
4. The Wolf Spiders: $290449.
5. Cali and the Zards: $236940.

League Leaders

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - PerforatedPoo
Evan Deathrace Ladder - SonderKommandoRevolt
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - SonderKommandoRevolt
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Somerset Winter Warmup League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - PA Racers
Northern Paintball League - Lattes Raiders
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Rat Phaces
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Hammerstein
Somerset Race League - Cali and the Zards



Political Update

Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants.



Shawn 'Powers' Powell

One of today`s most famous mechanics is a member of Holistic Detective Agency - we are referring of course to Shawn 'Powers' Powell.
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