Nov/Dec
2091
Scarzams Sandmen Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Scarzams Sandmen taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Dirty Lickins, and finishing in third place overall were Rat Phaces.

Rat Phaces Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Rat Phaces taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Groton Gladiators, and finishing in third place overall were Desert Riders.

PA Racers Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were TheFireDragons, and finishing in third place overall were Waskal Wabbitz.

TheFireDragons Win Evan Deathrace Ladder


 
The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with TheFireDragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were negri69, and finishing in third place overall were Dirty Lickins.
On a crumpled paper inside Jefferey 'RedRams' Jacket.
"Before us great Death stands
Our fate held close within his quiet hands.
When with proud joy we lift Life’s red wine
To drink deep of the mystic shining cup
And ecstasy through all our being leaps—
Death bows his head and weeps." Rainer Maria Rilke


TheFireDragons Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with TheFireDragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Raven Lunatics, and finishing in third place overall were The Wolf Spiders.

Waskal Wabbitz Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Waskal Wabbitz taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were negri70, and finishing in third place overall were Dirty Lickins.

PA Racers Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were TheFireDragons, and finishing in third place overall were Rotorheads.

Wilford `Body` Aiken of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Johnny Machuca of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Sharon Miller of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Luther `Shafter` Shafer of The Wolf Spiders died at Ice Water.


Perry Martin of Rat Phaces died at Ring of Death Arena.


Carl `yeahman` Crowell of harimau died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Michael `Mental Mick` McFall of blue rock died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Keith Smith of Division 8 died at Somerset Arena.


Charles `Cruncher` Collier of The Wolf Spiders died at PirateCanyon.


Cyril Johnson of Rat Phaces died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


William Siller of Freewheel Burning died at Road to Elmsfield.


John `Bitter` Murphy of Freewheel Burning died at Road to Elmsfield.


Joyce Rice of Freewheel Burning died at Road to Elmsfield.


Christine Talley of The Wolf Spiders died at Road to Somerset.


Christopher `robin` Coney of SaltnPeppa died at Gates of Somerset.


Richard Jackson of SaltnPeppa died at Gates of Somerset.


Christopher `Rodney` Dangerfield of rebelfish resurgent II died at Sandy.


Doris Smith of PA Racers died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Robert Littlejohn of PA Racers died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Paul Smith of nerds r us died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Melvin Snyder of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Farm Land.


Charles Betz of Division 8 died at Interstate Mythos.


Jefferey `RedRam` Chaffee of TheFireDragons died at Gateway Interstate Figure 8.


Arthur Reeves of The police force died at XoReX Combat Arena.


Delmar Corley of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Long Dick of The police force died at Gateway Interstate Figure 8.


Ted `The Candyman` Thoma of Rat Phaces died at Northern Farm Land.


Billy Imhoff of Raven Lunatics died at Bombed Luna Road.


Henry Logsdon of The police force died at The Pit.


`Run` Forrest Yocum of Raven Lunatics died at Smokey Hills.


Tiffany Raymond of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Farm Land.


`Bouncy Bouncy` Kate Upton of The Purple Foxes died at The Pit.


Johnny Davis of ewe no died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Jonathan Forand of nerds r us died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Holly Labbe of The Great Depression died at Road to Somerset.


Tom Lee of The Great Depression died at Road to Somerset.


Herbert `Herb` Penton of blue rock died at Northern Farm Land.


Donald `Dead Eye Don` Gay of blue rock died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Dopey` Errol Bono of Rat Phaces died at Gates of Somerset.



Evan`s Most Wanted

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Rat Phaces (Somerset): $734.
2. Rat Phaces (Gateway Truckstop): $71.



Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Joels Bastards: $1130000.
2. Longos Merry Men: $924291.
3. CrazyCats: $914809.
4. Danterrans Dilettantes: $761967.
5. TheFireDragons: $621394.

League Leaders

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - PA Racers
Evan Deathrace Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Raven Lunatics

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Rat Phaces
Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League - PA Racers
Somerset Combat League - Scarzams Sandmen



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Henry 'the Gryffon' Griffis

This month, we caught up with Henry 'the Gryffon' Griffis of SaltnPeppa, one of Evan`s most skilled scouts.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.