Nov/Dec
2089
Scarzams Sandmen Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Scarzams Sandmen taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Meles Meles, and finishing in third place overall were Kelos Krew.

Misery Inc. Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Misery Inc. taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were blue rock, and finishing in third place overall were Third Avenue Mutilators.

Rizon Oni Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with Rizon Oni taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Banda Kutafonw, and finishing in third place overall were rodry.

The Darkside Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Rabid Groundhogs, and finishing in third place overall were Jellie.

New Bringland Royal Guard Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with New Bringland Royal Guard taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Danterrans Dilettantes, and finishing in third place overall were Kaizers Orchestra.

Rabid Groundhogs Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Rabid Groundhogs taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were Danterrans Dilettantes, and finishing in third place overall were Longos Merry Men.

Waskal Wabbitz Win Gateway Winter Meltdown League

The Gateway Winter Meltdown League finished, with Waskal Wabbitz taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Misery Inc., and finishing in third place overall were Mrs B..

Alex Gilmore of Dirts Mercs died at Ring of Death Arena.


`Dr.` Dorothy Graves of CryptKeepers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Kathleen Carlisle of Team OK died at Gates of Somerset.


Hong Evans of Team OK died at Road to Elmsfield.


Philip Moore of Team OK died at Road to Elmsfield.


Mabel Shock of Team OK died at Road to Elmsfield.


Henry Paille of Scarzams Sandmen died at Ring of Death Arena.


`The Great` Joseph Linville of Jellie died at Road to Somerset.


Michael Reed of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Scary` Sheri Klass of CryptKeepers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Annabell `Little Annie` Irwin of CryptKeepers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Martha `Matchbox` Jennings of CryptKeepers died at Gates of Somerset.


`Randy` Brandy Pacheco of blue rock died at Gates of Firelight.


Thomas Baker of blue rock died at Gates of Firelight.


Bryan Oliver of Dirty Lickins died at Somerset Arena.


Frank Hurst of CryptKeepers died at Somerset Arena.


Marvin `Marv` Gannon of CryptKeepers died at Gates of Somerset.


Cassandra Lane of Evan Force Patrol died at Interstate Mythos.


Larry Grimes of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Somerset.


James Hatfield of Dirts Mercs died at Northern Farm Land.


Scott Summers of Evan Force Patrol died at Northern Farm Land.


Miguel Seaman of Wasteland Recycling Company died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


John Wakefield of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Bruce Thompson of Eugenes died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Florine `Boom Boom` Jackson of CryptKeepers died at Highway to Hell.


Valarie Fillmore of CryptKeepers died at Highway to Hell.


Ronnie `Tommy Gun` Thompson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Elmsfield.


Corey Ervin of The Violent Femmes died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Don` Robert Williams of Jellie died at Road to Somerset.


Thomas `Sits in the` Hall of Rabid Groundhogs died at Firelight Dead Land.


Dale Mackey of Jellie died at Road to Somerset.


Michael Johnson of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Somerset.


Michael Farney of Jelly Time died at Northern Farm Land.


Jerry Medley of Old School Perverts died at Northern Farm Land.


Joseph `Do It All` Miller of Jellie died at Northern Farm Land.


Terri `White Knuckle` Vincent of Old School Perverts died at Northern Farm Land.


Claude Rickard of Jellie died at Northern Farm Land.


Lois `White` Knight of Jellie died at Once Upon a Town.


Nancy Downing of blue rock died at Double Down Arena.


Timothy Wilkens of TheBeastsAreHere died at Sandy.


Dana `The Shit` Collins of Jellie died at Road to Somerset.


Kenneth `the Bowel` Howell of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Heather Davis of Jelly Time died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Alfred Haskell of Jellie died at Somerset Arena.


Kristen `10k` Johnson of CryptKeepers died at Highway to Hell.


Martin `Not A Doctor` McCoy of Jelly Time died at Gates of Somerset.


Fred Domino of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset.


David Baudoin of IronMaids died at Road to Somerset.


Louis Dziedzic of Dirts Mercs died at Double Down Arena.


Alan Lucio of Dirts Mercs died at Double Down Arena.


Patrick Daniels of blue rock died at Once Upon a Town.


Francisco Taylor of blue rock died at Once Upon a Town.


Willow Winter of Danterrans Dilettantes died at Road to Morgan.


Matthew McKinzie of Danterrans Dilettantes died at Road to Morgan.


John Young of Jellie died at Road to Somerset.


Perla Bullard of TheBeastsAreHere died at The Pit.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $398.
2. Wasteland Recycling Company (Badlands Truckstop): $277.
3. Dirts Mercs (Somerset): $153.
4. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $97.
5. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Shantyville): $89.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been The Tacticals, having competed in 13 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Joels Bastards: $1255400.
2. Danterrans Dilettantes: $1095143.
3. The Darkside: $970560.
4. Longos Merry Men: $796000.
5. Evan Force Patrol: $628037.

Leagues Roundup

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - Rizon Oni
Evan Deathrace Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - New Bringland Royal Guard
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Misery Inc.
Somerset Combat League - Scarzams Sandmen



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.