Nov/Dec
2088
Turner, Harvest and Ramirez Win Somerset Combat League


 
The Somerset Combat League finished, with Turner, Harvest and Ramirez taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were The Brassicas.

Joels Bastards Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were blue rock.

TheFireDragons Win Evan Race Ladder


 
The Evan Race Ladder finished, with TheFireDragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were Evan Force Patrol.

Jeffs Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with Jeffs taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were ydwmys, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

Dietarily Deficient Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with Dietarily Deficient taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were myrmoney, and finishing in third place overall were Misery Inc..

Longos Merry Men Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Longos Merry Men taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were Evan Force Patrol, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

PA Racers Win Gateway Winter Meltdown League

The Gateway Winter Meltdown League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were CrazyCats, and finishing in third place overall were Third Avenue Mutilators.

`SNEAKY` James Coward of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Cris `CYBORG` Santos of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Lona Pusey of Joels Bastards died at Shantyville.


Gary `shoot em up` Flinn of Dead Stop died at Gateway, The Trench.


David Beal of Primes died at Once Upon a Town.


Julia Malveaux of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Blown With the Wind.


Cornell Rivet of harimau died at Gates of Somerset.


James Woods of myrmoney died at Once Upon a Town.


Hazel `Lazer` Hodge of Kaizers Orchestra died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


George `Boom` Baxter of blue rock died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


`Virgin` Mary Leach of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Eli Briggs of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Morgan.


`Ana` Stacia Lopez of Dead Stop died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Steven Weber of harimau died at Road to Somerset.


Wilma `Boiler` Grimm of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Carl Greco of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Joseph Kirk of HELLCATS_666 died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Teresa Dodd of harimau died at Ring of Death Arena.


Phillip McCarthy of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Richard Cato of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Daniel `spanners` Love of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Jonathan Hague of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Janice Galliher of Rizon Oni died at Once Upon a Town.


Kristofer Schechter of Rizon Oni died at Once Upon a Town.


Willie Guerrero of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Emerson `the Vagrant` Blassingame of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


David Cress of The Violent Femmes died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Peter McLaughlin of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Morgan.


Bobby `Rollerball` Penn of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Jacob Fox of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`Big Pimpin` Jeff Aldrich of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Larry `Da Reload` Webb of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Larry Fletcher of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Lee `Choked on a` Hull of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Mayra `Dead` Wood of The Darkside died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Michael `Durka` Durkee of The Darkside died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Candi `Baby Girl` Cruz of The Darkside died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Dale Esposito of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Luis Galle of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Wallace Birge of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Hannah Rogers of harimau died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Mike Dougherty of HELLCATS_666 died at Once Upon a Town.


Keith Brown of Rabid Groundhogs died at Swamps of Dagon.


Adrian `Hospital` Nguyen of Rabid Groundhogs died at Swamps of Dagon.


Carmen Long of Scarzams Jokers died at Road to Somerset.


Samuel McCombs of TheBeastsAreHere died at Road to Somerset.


`Raging` Ronald Roberts of TheBeastsAreHere died at Road to Somerset.


Peter Edmonds of Dead Stop died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Barbara Smith of juanjuan died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Edward Baker of TheBeastsAreHere died at Road to Somerset.


Lawrence Castagna of TheBeastsAreHere died at Road to Somerset.


`A Guy Called` Gerald Agee of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Somerset.


Louis `Sterling` Moss of blue rock died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Harold Lund of Scarzams Jokers died at Somerset Arena.


Russell Wilson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


William Brown of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Joseph Petry of Kaizers Orchestra died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Anne `Firekist` Griffin of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Gregory Long of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Susan Salazar of The Brassicas died at Gateway Interstate Circuit.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Evan Force Patrol (Somerset): $1297.
2. Special Circumstances (Badlands Truckstop): $356.
3. The Purple Foxes (Somerset): $308.
4. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $170.
5. Scarzams Jokers (Somerset): $94.
6. The Purple Foxes (Gateway Truckstop): $75.
7. Wasteland Recycling Company (Somerset): $52.



Most Active Gangs

Our team have been out all month, tirelessly visiting every deathsport event and interviewing incoming caravans to figure out just who are the most busy gangs in Evan right now.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Evan Force Patrol. Their most favoured type of event has been the race, although they have also competed in numerous deathrace events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. ELMS FIST, owned by GO FORNICATE YERSELF.
2. SSS-Freight, owned by Anubis Cartel.
3. Tax Man, owned by Anubis Cartel.
4. SUV HUNT II, owned by Primes.
5. Fox Five, owned by The Purple Foxes.

League Leaders

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Jeffs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Dietarily Deficient
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Longos Merry Men

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Combat League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.