Sep/Oct
2087
Holistic Detective Agency Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with Holistic Detective Agency taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were Lobotomizers, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

El Nubnubs Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with El Nubnubs taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

Holistic Detective Agency Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with Holistic Detective Agency taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were Electric Dave, and finishing in third place overall were Kaizers Orchestra.

TheFireDragons Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League


 
The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with TheFireDragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were PA Racers, and finishing in third place overall were The Mechanics.
"Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamn fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last"
Quote 'Primus'
TheFireDragons


Patrick Sands of sqoou1337 died at Double Down Arena.


Mario Brown of Jollys Rangers died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Half-Orc K` Ken Esparza of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Captain` Lincoln Stern of Steel Vendetta died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Charles Jenkins of sqoou1337 died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Cristina Ricci of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`Flyin`` Ryan Prokop of Rabid Groundhogs died at Swamps of Dagon.


Julie `Joolz` Beck of blue rock died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jason `Jase` Anderson of blue rock died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Timmy `Zombie` Lawrence of blue rock died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`The Shufflin`` Charles Sheffield of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Gregory Ortiz of Steel Vendetta died at Canyon Joust.


Troy `Mac` McDonald of blue rock died at The Pit.


Ian `Slate` Slater of blue rock died at The Pit.


Jacob McIntosh of blue rock died at The Pit.


`Lady` Diane Fogleman of blue rock died at The Pit.


Joshua Witcher of ProstateRacers died at The Dunes Race Course.


Irma Coats of Lobotomizers died at The Pit.


Joseph Rivera of Jollys Rangers died at Highway to Hell.


Jackie Maher of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Wilton Collier of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Daniel Jacoby of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Telegraph Road.


Ada McPherson of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Telegraph Road.


Darla Roberts of PerforatedPoo died at The Maze.


Nicholas Jones of PerforatedPoo died at The Maze.


Larry Flesher of PerforatedPoo died at Bombed Luna Road.


Louis Fierro of Rookie Party died at Road to Somerset.


Michael `Jay` Simpson of Scarzams Jokers died at Gates of Texan.


Manuel `Bent` Dent of Scarzams Jokers died at Gates of Texan.


`Papa Doc` Jason Billings of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Suanne Lacey of TheFireDragons died at The Dunes Race Course.


Joseph `JJ` Johnson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Anthony `Tony Tiger` Sutton of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Dallas Meidinger of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Charles Seale of Lobotomizers died at Maure Dore.


Christal Shutt of Lobotomizers died at Somerset Arena.


Noah `Amelia` Arehart of Urban Achievers died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Willie Buss of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Rickey `Rick` Gilbert of blue rock died at Ring of Death Arena.


Mark `The Phone` Booth of Jollys Rangers died at Scattered Grounds.


Bruce Lloyd of Jollys Rangers died at Scattered Grounds.


Juan `Two` Purdie of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Billy `Blue Balls` Briceno of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Micheal Jackson of myrmoney died at Double Down Arena.


George Hernandez of myrmoney died at Double Down Arena.


Yolanda Bermudez of myrmoney died at Ring of Death Arena.


Veronica Squires of TheFireDragons died at Lonesome Highway.


Heather Johnston of Grinding Metal died at Gates of Somerset.


Kiera Stalker of gheeds died at Northern Speedway.


Janet `Bear` Brown of Scarzams Jokers died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Sid James of Pax Romana died at The Pits.


Russell `Heavy Foot` Hutchison of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Maria `Moisturiser` Park of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Royal Lewis of Lobotomizers died at Once Upon a Town.


Robert Flynn of Scarzams Jokers died at Interstate Mythos.

League Leaders

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Triple
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Triple
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - 88888888888

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Kaizers Orchestra
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - El Nubnubs
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Holistic Detective Agency



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.



Stacy Savage

This month, we caught up with Stacy Savage of Interstate 82, one of Evan`s most skilled scouts.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.