Jul/Aug
2087
TheFireDragons Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League


 
The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with TheFireDragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were the rowdy three.
"The most important thing in a gangers life is not Victory but Combat. Not to Win but to have Fought Well." TheFireDragons

Jollys Rangers Win Somerset Deathrace League


 
The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with Jollys Rangers taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were blue rock, and finishing in third place overall were Calis Zards.
The things I do for one of Old Ma's Pie's! Winning never tasted so good!


Zombified Piratey Ninjas Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Zombified Piratey Ninjas taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Lobotomizers, and finishing in third place overall were The Howitzers.

TheFireDragons Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League


 
The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with TheFireDragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Dead Reckoning, and finishing in third place overall were The Timeouts.
"Good Old Fashion Deathracing." TheFireDragons


Lobotomizers Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with Lobotomizers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Steam Army, and finishing in third place overall were Somerset Lizards.

`Loose` Lisa Nielsen of Holistic Detective Agency died at Gates of Texan.


Virginia Aguayo of TheFireDragons died at Gates of Texan.


`Sexy` Susana Watts of TheFireDragons died at Once Upon a Town.


Gary `Shadow` Bishop of TheFireDragons died at Once Upon a Town.


Terrance Salvo of Rough Trade died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Marvin Nolan of Lobotomizers died at Acid Land.


Georgette `Pimpleface` Billups of Is A Liar died at Once Upon a Town.


Dannielle Rembert of BMX Banditos died at Ring of Death Arena.


Carl `springy` Springer of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


`Quick Draw` Timothy Nichols of Mercykillers died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Raymond Rainwater of the rowdy three died at Ring of Death Arena.


Rocky `Balboa` Wheaton of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Dunes Race Course.


`The Red` Ned Barron of Jollys Rangers died at Lonesome Highway.


`Hairy` Larry Hann of Jollys Rangers died at Lonesome Highway.


Wade `Gunner` Goudy of TheFireDragons died at Double Down Arena.


James Jones of Jollys Rangers died at Highway to Hell.


Thomas Hawk of Jollys Rangers died at Once Upon a Town.


Sylvester Kelly of Jollys Rangers died at Once Upon a Town.


Lance `A Lot` Jones of Jollys Rangers died at Once Upon a Town.


William `Wonka` Smith of Jollys Rangers died at Once Upon a Town.


George Baldwin of Rookie Party died at Road to Somerset.


Tanya Summey of Rookie Party died at Somerset Arena.


Fredrick Goss of Rookie Party died at Somerset Arena.


Adolph Mack of Harrys Heros died at Chaos Canyon.


Melvin Densmore of Coolerheads died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Jeannie Luther of Coolerheads died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Wade Vinson of Lobotomizers died at Somerset Arena.


Olivia Dudley of The Purple Foxes died at Road to Somerset.


Scott Egan of Jollys Rangers died at Northern Farm Land.


Von Dobbins of Rebel213 died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Frank `Frankie` Bova of Rabid Groundhogs died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Kevin `Fries and` Hamburg of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Somerset.


Joseph Boles of PerforatedPoo died at Deadman`s Drop.


Michelle Feaster of the rowdy three died at Ring of Death Arena.


Roger `RJ` Jackson of Steel Clan died at Outback of Nowhere.


Richard Varela of Jollys Rangers died at Outback of Nowhere.


Joy Mullinax of Jollys Rangers died at Outback of Nowhere.


Lewis Wark of Jollys Rangers died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Perry `Goose` Green of Holistic Detective Agency died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Jolting` John Chesney of Holistic Detective Agency died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`DeathRacer` James Turner of TheFireDragons died at Gates of Somerset.


Shirley Hoover of Lobotomizers died at Road to Somerset.


Maurice Bender of Lobotomizers died at Road to Somerset.


`Dex 98-Cap 80` Elisa Moore of Holistic Detective Agency died at Ring of Death Arena.


Stephanie Rittenhouse of E T R died at The Dunes Race Course.


Vera Small of blue rock died at Lost Oasis.


Neil Bailey of blue rock died at Lost Oasis.


Joseph Herring of Rookie Party died at Sandy.


Bob Rohrbach of Rookie Party died at Sandy.


Frances McKnight of Rookie Party died at Road to Somerset.


Ernesto Dark of Lobotomizers died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


`The Amazing` Valerie Rhodes of Jollys Rangers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


James Brooks of the rowdy three died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Susan Chow of TheFireDragons died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Diane Kruger of The Purple Foxes died at Spooky Forest.

Leagues Roundup

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Triple
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Triple
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - 88888888888

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - TheFireDragons
Northern Summer League - Eternal Travelers
Somerset Deathrace League - Jollys Rangers
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - El Nubnubs
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Holistic Detective Agency
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Eternal Travelers
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Kaizers Orchestra



Political Update

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.