May/Jun
2087
Morgan Sacked!

Reports indicate that the isolated town of Morgan has been sacked by local pirates. Numerous resources, weapons and vehicles were lost to the raiders.

Is A Liar Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Is A Liar taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Somerset Lizards, and finishing in third place overall were Porcias.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Riot Racing Club, and finishing in third place overall were Ghost Wing.

Lee `Bullseye` Brown of Urban Achievers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Vernon Robinson of Urban Achievers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Esperanza `Pepper` Gomez of The Darkside died at Smokey Hills.


`The Dragon` Bruce Lee of The Darkside died at Smokey Hills.


Jefferson Chaney of Pax Romana died at Gates of Somerset.


Gabriel Roman of Pax Romana died at Gates of Somerset.


James `James` James of Raging Scavengers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Lionel Houle of Raging Scavengers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


James Toups of Raging Scavengers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Roberta Charron of Raging Scavengers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


William `Upping and` Downing of Rabid Groundhogs died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Gladys `Glad Ass` Bacon of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Somerset.


Daniel Young of Dirty Lickins died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Kandice Avila of Interstate 82 died at Gates of Morgan.


Lena Dragon of The Darkside died at Gates of Morgan.


Miguel Johnson of Dirty Lickins died at Road to Somerset.


Greg Kingsbury of Dirty Lickins died at Road to Somerset.


Robert `Propeller` Geller of Unicycle Boyz died at The Pit.


Rodney Walsh of TheFireDragons died at The Pit.


`Tom And` Jerry Hammond of Unicycle Boyz died at Gates of Somerset.


James `Uniarmer` Benson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Steven `Wood Paneling` Studebaker of Krakkhead Is A Liar died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Robert `Bob` Mohr of blue rock died at Somerset Arena.


Alfred `super driver` Paul of theramsarehere died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Norman Slade of TheFireDragons died at Somerset Arena.


`Insane` Wayne Clark of Jollys Rangers died at Double Down Arena.


Joseph Thomas of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Margie Lazo of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Ronald Mollett of the rowdy three died at Double Down Arena.


Alex Bartlett of Jibtekk Warriors died at The Dunes Race Course.


Andrew Sanders of KOCMOHABTbl died at Road to Somerset.


Michael Uchida of KOCMOHABTbl died at Road to Somerset.


Todd Barclay of KOCMOHABTbl died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Sheena Jones of Anubis Cartel died at Chaos Canyon.


Kenneth Barrett of Anubis Cartel died at Chaos Canyon.


Anthony Ceballos of Jollys Rangers died at Gates of Somerset.


Connie `Crazy Face` Leblanc of Jollys Rangers died at Gates of Somerset.


Salvador O`Neill of Jollys Rangers died at Gates of Somerset.


David Sparks of Jollys Rangers died at Gates of Somerset.


Garth Bosse of theramsarehere died at Once Upon a Town.


Janice Sala of Electric Dave died at Acid Land.


Reagan Youngblood of Rizon Oni died at The Pit.


Tammy `Stone` Mason of Rizon Oni died at The Pit.


Deborah Roberts of The Brassicas died at Ring of Death Arena.


Tammy Powell of The Brassicas died at Ring of Death Arena.


Irvin Daniels of Krakkhead Is A Liar died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


`Shanty Mech` Edward Lockhart of El Nubnubs died at Shantyville.


Michael `Spitfire` Spitzer of Holistic Detective Agency died at Double Down Arena.


Allyson `Pay Me First` Kim of Steel Vendetta died at Gateway Interstate Circuit.


Julius Morris of the rowdy three died at Gates of Somerset.


Helen `Keller` Hollister of El Nubnubs died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Judy `Jump Starter` Starr of Zombified Piratey Ninjas died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Charles `ChopShop` Pritt of TheFireDragons died at The Dunes Race Course.


Scarlett Johanson of The Purple Foxes died at Lost Oasis.


Jason `Great` White of Krakkhead Is A Liar died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Jerry `The Jackass` Watson of Jollys Rangers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Cvntface!` Everett Carillo of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Victor Hopkins of theramsarehere died at Lost Oasis.


Emma `Em` Watson of Calis Zards died at Ring of Death Arena.


Dustin `One Legger` Dugger of El Nubnubs died at Scattered Grounds.


Louis Burke of The Dusk Riders died at Lost Oasis.


Kelly Lawrence of The Dusk Riders died at Lost Oasis.


Jo `Big Mamma` Vecchio of The Dusk Riders died at Lost Oasis.


Richard Shaw of The Dusk Riders died at Lost Oasis.


`RedHot` Rebecca Johnson of TheFireDragons died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Denise `Dashel` White of The Impure wcbcr0ach Brotherho died at The Pit.


Bruce `Barbeque` Dickinson of Krakkhead Is A Liar died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jenifer Bishop of TheFireDragons died at XoReX Speedway.


Phillip Dreyer of The Tacticals died at Gateway Dry Lake Track.


John Thompson of the rowdy three died at Somerset Arena.


Karen Gillan of The Purple Foxes died at Lost Oasis.


Chuck Nice of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Richard Peters of blue rock died at Burning Skies.


Donald Brown of 88888888888 died at Ring of Death Arena.


Helen `Hell Cat` Campbell of Jollys Rangers died at Pathway to Darkness.


Jason `Owl Eye` Johnson of Is A Liar died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Renna `Never` Bales of Is A Liar died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Dexter `So` Swift of Mercykillers died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Madison `Puddles` Harris of Main Street died at Telegraph Road.


Maxwell Colburn of Main Street died at Telegraph Road.


Frank Bednarz of Main Street died at Telegraph Road.


Lenard Skeete of Main Street died at Telegraph Road.


Paul `Sex` Sells of Main Street died at Telegraph Road.


`Doctor` Augustine Ferris of Main Street died at Telegraph Road.


`No` Nathaniel Pierce of Raging Scavengers died at The Dunes Race Course.


John Ivey of TheLootHunters died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Peggy Murray of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Lost Oasis.


Winston `can`t` Heal of Mercykillers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Cindy Marshall of Toxin Natons died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Raul `Benny` Benda of blue rock died at Smokey Hills.


Michael Miller of blue rock died at Forever Yellow Skies.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Krakkhead Is A Liar (Somerset): $2631.
2. PiGFaCe (Somerset): $1277.
3. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $659.
4. Krakkhead Is A Liar (Gateway Truckstop): $594.
5. I.C.E InterCityEscort (Somerset): $443.
6. I.C.E InterCityEscort (Sarsfield): $343.
7. Jollys Rangers (Somerset): $221.
8. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Elmsfield): $191.
9. The Purple Foxes (Elmsfield): $169.
10. TheFireDragons (Somerset): $166.



Most Active Gangs

Our team have been out all month, tirelessly visiting every deathsport event and interviewing incoming caravans to figure out just who are the most busy gangs in Evan right now.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been the rowdy three. Their most favoured type of event has been the deathrace, although they have also competed in numerous combat events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. Sars Killz, owned by Krakkhead Is A Liar.
2. SpinalTap, owned by I.C.E InterCityEscort.
3. Burnout Crew, owned by Darkwinds Most Wanted.
4. Sarsfield Bomb Squad!, owned by SuperAwesome VillainsForever!.
5. ETSS COE, owned by Krakkhead Is A Liar.



I.C.E InterCityEscort Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with I.C.E InterCityEscort taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were SuperAwesome VillainsForever!.

Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. The Purple Foxes: $646667.
2. TheFireDragons: $640812.
3. the rowdy three: $597305.
4. Anubis Cartel: $534835.
5. El Nubnubs: $374949.

Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Triple
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Triple
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Zombified Piratey Ninjas

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Spring Challenge League - Is A Liar
Northern Paintball League - I.C.E InterCityEscort
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Holistic Detective Agency
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - El Nubnubs
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Holistic Detective Agency
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Kaizers Orchestra



Political Update

A well-known activist from the Evan Reds was preaching from his soap box again about arranged betting on arena events. Locals caught on and stopped betting. This caused great loses to the mafia. The activist was later found dead, a bullet to the head. Relations have deteriorated.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
11. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
12. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
13. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
14. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
15. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.