Nov/Dec
2087
Kaizers Orchestra Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Scarzams Jokers, and finishing in third place overall were the rowdy three.

Zombified Piratey Ninjas Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Zombified Piratey Ninjas taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were Grinding Metal.

Electric Dave Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with Electric Dave taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Triple, and finishing in third place overall were Holistic Detective Agency.

Electric Dave Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with Electric Dave taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Grinding Metal, and finishing in third place overall were Triskellon.

Electric Dave Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with Electric Dave taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were PerforatedPoo, and finishing in third place overall were Kaizers Orchestra.

Zombified Piratey Ninjas Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Zombified Piratey Ninjas taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were 88888888888, and finishing in third place overall were I.C.E InterCityEscort.

TheFireDragons Win Gateway Winter Meltdown League


 
The Gateway Winter Meltdown League finished, with TheFireDragons taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Misery Inc., and finishing in third place overall were Apocalypse Rising.
"Set your alarm clocks, you don't want to miss the hard core action packed limb removing bullet flying death defying car rolling Winter Meltdown League Events."
TheFireDragons


Gary Bowers of Scarzams Jokers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Frank Gabaldon of Darkwinds Most Wanted Burnout died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Courtney `Lee` Phelps of Darkwinds Most Wanted Burnout died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`195` Robert Benner of Darkwinds Most Wanted Burnout died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Dale `D` Wilson of tashcrew died at Northern Farm Land.


Clara `OP` Chambers of tashcrew died at Northern Farm Land.


Victoria `Two Toes` Collins of Jollys Rangers died at Acid Land.


Danny Head of Lobotomizers died at Shantyville.


Una `Dos` Jeffery of Urban Achievers died at Road to Somerset.


Joshua `Ship n Slide` Shipman of Urban Achievers died at Road to Somerset.


Noe `Mercy` Robinson of Urban Achievers died at Road to Somerset.


Robyn `HOOD` Boyd of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Oil Slick.


Elena `GALAXY` Galarza of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Oil Slick.


Valeria `DEATH` Ray of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Oil Slick.


`ESCAPEE` Corinne Alcaraz of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Oil Slick.


Carlton Chambers of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Margaret `scouter` Mathews of theramsarehere died at Road to Somerset.


`mutant` Perry Martin of theramsarehere died at Road to Somerset.


Wayne `large gunner` McDonnell of theramsarehere died at Road to Somerset.


`Flaming` Hiram Dobbins of theramsarehere died at Road to Somerset.


Maribel `Main Squeeze` Deweese of Rabid Groundhogs died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Linda `El` Cordero of tashcrew died at Highway to Hell.


Joshua `Smithy` Smith of blue rock died at Once Upon a Town.


Shirley Fox of blue rock died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Sara Hurst of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Serpentine Road.


`Savage` Susanna Vong of Jollys Rangers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


`Comrade` Micheal Mercier of Special Circumstances died at Shantyville.


Joseph `The Mer-Man` Garcia of Anubis Cartel died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`DOWN THE` Lindsay Rivers of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Lonesome Highway.


Thelma Tunnell of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


`Dickie` Richard Beasley of blue rock died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Stacy `Boss` Roberts of Beanz Boiz died at The Dunes Race Course.


Jefferson `Davis` Whitley of Rabid Groundhogs died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Herman `Munster` Morris of Rabid Groundhogs died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Michelle Ward of Rabid Groundhogs died at Outback of Nowhere.


Stan Lee of Dirty Lickins died at Road to Somerset.


Kaycee `Hits from the` Bongiorno of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Daniel Noel of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Olivia Allen of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Donald Clarke of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at The Pit.


Jason Lewis of Anubis Cartel died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Ralph Riggs of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Maure Dore.


Carl `Vampire` Henderson of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Martha `Mayhem` Hintz of Wasteland Warrirs died at Highway to Hell.


Mark McDaniel of car stuff? died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Sylvia `Saint` Parr of Wasteland Warrirs died at Road to Elmsfield.


Harry Garrett of Wasteland Warrirs died at Road to Elmsfield.


Ana Gutierres of Wasteland Warrirs died at Road to Elmsfield.


Efrain `E-Train` Thompson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Interstate Mythos.


Jeffrey Foster of the rowdy three died at The Pit.


`CK-1` Kevin Cline of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at The Pit.


Barbara White of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at The Pit.


Joseph Thompson of the rowdy three died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


James `Eddy Robert` Rosa of Longos Merry Men died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Ruth `Sunday Driver` McCarter of Longos Merry Men died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Kristopher Bragg of Rabid Groundhogs died at Ring of Death Arena.


Ray Rhodes of Electric Dave died at Northern Farm Land.


Justin Campbell of Electric Dave died at Northern Farm Land.


David Cruse of Electric Dave died at Northern Farm Land.


John Dooley of Electric Dave died at Northern Farm Land.


Mary Buffington of the rowdy three died at Gates of Somerset.


Lindsay `MoJo` Austin of Scarzams Jokers died at Gates of Texan.


Brian Learned of Wasteland Warrirs died at Highway to Hell.


Michelle Wiliams of Calis Zards died at Northern Speedway.


John Shumaker of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


`CharcoalQueen` Nora Humphrey of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


James Zimmerman of Dead Stop died at Highway to Hell.


Curtis Villegas of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Matt Smtih of Pax Romana died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Tony `Fat Legs` Hancock of Pax Romana died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Marlon Brandow of Pax Romana died at Lost Trail: Dead River.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $1469.
2. I.C.E InterCityEscort (Somerset): $781.
3. The Purple Foxes (Somerset): $327.
4. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Gateway Truckstop): $312.
5. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $248.
6. Eternal Travelers (Somerset): $178.
7. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Texan): $169.
8. Steel Vendetta (Somerset): $145.
9. I.C.E InterCityEscort (Gateway Truckstop): $134.
10. Jollys Rangers (Badlands Truckstop): $115.



Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Lobotomizers: $2730229.
2. Anubis Cartel: $1653914.
3. Holistic Detective Agency: $1166882.
4. Kaizers Orchestra: $1109543.
5. Electric Dave: $778905.

Evan Leagues

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - Triple
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Triple
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - 88888888888

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Zombified Piratey Ninjas
Somerset Combat League - the rowdy three



Political Update

Relationships between the slavers and the merchants has improved substantially, following the delivery of three hundred strong backed workers to the factories in Texan.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
4. Ares owned by Overlanders.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
12. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
13. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
14. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
15. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.



Joseph 'Dirty Mic' McLaughlin

We`re paying tribute to the legendary Joseph 'Dirty Mic' McLaughlin, a renowned gunner from SuperAwesome VillainsForever!.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.