May/Jun
2086
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rodriguez Roughnecks, and finishing in third place overall were Tusio.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Ghost Wing, and finishing in third place overall were Mad Hatters.

Jillian `Fake News` Bloomberg of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Martha `Wide` Keister of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Harold Dalton of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Rosalie Bush of Vulcan Mustangs died at Somerset Arena.


Juanita Randolph of Bullcyxy! died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Tara Thomas of mirackulix died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


`Flippin`` Phillip Hunter of Lions Roar died at Chaos Canyon.


Erwin `BANNO CHUCK` Norris of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Road to Somerset.


`KILL SAID` Cleo Miller of little men died at Road to Somerset.


Helen Britt of Alpha Legion died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`Nrly Headless` Nicholas Matt of Stargazer died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Lucky` Lisa Fierro of Lions Roar died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Stephen Dyson of carrion party died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Mark `Klutz` McFall of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


`LONGSHOT` Maggie Klein of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at The Pit.


Jennifer `goes through` Mann of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at The Pit.


`Insane` William Payne of Pee Wees Playhouse died at The Pit.


`Agent` Christina Smith of Alpha Legion died at Outback of Nowhere.


Daniel `Inuit` Szabo of Alpha Legion died at Outback of Nowhere.


Alanna `Hammer` Fretwell of Alpha Legion died at Outback of Nowhere.


`Running` Robert Cooper of Alpha Legion died at Outback of Nowhere.


`Illin` of` Troy Harper of Crispy Biscuits died at Road to Somerset.


Rickie Carl of Eternal Travelers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Roman `Wop` Friend of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Paul Morris of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Francisco Gilliam of Spices And Wolf died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Charles Brown of Lions Roar died at Northern Farm Land.


Justin `J Law` Lawrence of Lions Roar died at Northern Farm Land.


Dale Gomez of Lions Roar died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Patrick `Gorilla Gunne` Gibbons of Lions Roar died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Dave Johnson of Lions Roar died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Gary `Sand Moue` Morris of Lions Roar died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Diane `Scout` Risher of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Somerset.


Gerald Bahena of Tainted died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Lance `Bearer` Held of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Little` Lillian Littlefield of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Viviana Lamothe of Knucklebones died at Gates of Somerset.


Son Jones of Knucklebones died at Gates of Somerset.


Myra `Kale` Harris of Stargazer died at Gates of Morgan.


Kevin McClendon of The Cobalt Coyotes died at Once Upon a Town.


Robert `Bob` Barker of Eternal Travelers died at Lost Trail: Overland.


John `Bradley` Cooper of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Esther `the Jester` Yoder of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Somerset.


Reggie Body of Rizon Oni died at Once Upon a Town.


Joanne Woolf of Rizon Oni died at Once Upon a Town.


`Big` Willie Smith of King of Clubs died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Della Cook of Xdrss outlaws died at Road to Somerset.


`Comrade` Roy Hernandez of Bad Baby Bunnies died at Once Upon a Town.


`The Honorable` Robert Benson of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`I` Rhiannon Youngblood of Rizon Oni died at Somerset Arena.


Dominick Hurt of KillCrew died at Road to Elmsfield.


Walter Crabtree of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Somerset.


Geraldine Parnell of KillCrew died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Steve Mitchell of black widow died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Gutterball` Glenn Sheen of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Joan Reed of Stargazer died at Ice Water.


Adriana Lima of The Purple Foxes died at Road to Somerset.


`Outlaw` Miranda Lambert of The Purple Foxes died at Road to Somerset.


Bernadine `Cheech` Chambers of thebills died at Gates of Somerset.


Jimmy `gimme` Moore of thebills died at Gates of Somerset.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been Fire Road, having competed in 8 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

Rabid Groundhogs Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Rabid Groundhogs taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were El Nubnubs, and finishing in third place overall were DESOLATION.ANGLES.
Evan Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Deathrace Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Shiney
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - El Nubnubs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Spring Challenge League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Northern Paintball League - DESOLATION.ANGLES
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.