Nov/Dec
2086
Unicycle Boyz Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Unicycle Boyz taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Rabid Groundhogs, and finishing in third place overall were TheFireDragons.

Steel Clan Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Steel Clan taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Groton Gladiators, and finishing in third place overall were Third Avenue Mutilators.

Morgan Sacked!

Reports indicate that the isolated town of Morgan has been sacked by local pirates. Numerous resources, weapons and vehicles were lost to the raiders.

El Nubnubs Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with El Nubnubs taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

Triskellon Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with Triskellon taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were El Nubnubs, and finishing in third place overall were Kaizers Orchestra.

Triskellon Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with Triskellon taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Danterrans Dilettantes, and finishing in third place overall were Crispy Biscuits.

Triskellon Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Triskellon taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were simonvanleeuwen, and finishing in third place overall were El Nubnubs.

Kaizers Orchestra Win Gateway Winter Meltdown League

The Gateway Winter Meltdown League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rum Runners, and finishing in third place overall were Rotorheads.

Richard Mangrum of Blue Rogues died at Gates of Somerset.


Augustus Thrasher of The Intolerants died at Road to Elmsfield.


Gordon Gose of black widow died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Samuel Jackson of Scurvy Furbangers died at Somerset Arena.


Renee Levenson of Blue Rogues died at Serpentine Road.


`the wrench` Paul Smith of little men died at Serpentine Road.


Theresa `The Spike` Hiller of The Intolerants died at Road to Somerset.


Robert `Bob` Adcox of Mercykillers died at Telegraph Road.


Leona `Fire Braise` Staub of Fire Road died at Gates of Somerset.


Lonnie Avitia of Fire Road died at Gates of Somerset.


`run run ` Christopher McCray of little men died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Anthony Gomez of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Traci Hare of blue rock died at Once Upon a Town.


Zack Zigler of Metal Mothertruckers died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Irving Ellis of Jollys Rangers died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Buster Bear of Renshai died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Darrell Spooner of Renshai died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Richard Hill of Jollys Rangers died at Highway to Hell.


Jeanette Rock of Dead Stop died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Saphire` Julee Friedman of Dead Stop died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Brawndo` Scotty McGarvey of black widow died at Road to Somerset.


Ty `YOUR SHOES` Rosado of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Mary Dorado of Wind of Change died at Somerset Arena.


Deloris Jimenez of The Intolerants died at Road to Somerset.


Richard `Bazooka` Weldon of The Intolerants died at Road to Somerset.


Ronald `Big Gun` Even of The Intolerants died at Road to Somerset.


Donald `In the Hole` Holstein of The Intolerants died at Road to Somerset.


Philip Palomino of The Intolerants died at Road to Somerset.


David `Iron Chef` Brennan of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Somerset.


Carlton `ShellCase` Harvey of TheFireDragons died at Road to Somerset.


Tyrone `Tracker` Jones of TheFireDragons died at Road to Somerset.


Ryan Cadorette of TheFireDragons died at Road to Somerset.


Amy `Hot Shot` Herrera of TheFireDragons died at Road to Somerset.


Pedro Salamone of Rabid Groundhogs died at Lost Oasis.


Forrest McQueen of black widow died at Road to Somerset.


Jean Freeman of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Bruce `Banner is a` Newman of Steel Vendetta died at Once Upon a Town.


Richard White of Scarzams Jokers died at Somerset Arena.


Gertrude Tipps of The papars died at Somerset Arena.


Wendy Tate of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Dan `The Man` Brooks of Scarzams Jokers died at Double Down Arena.


Rachel Garza of Crispy Biscuits died at Gates of Somerset.


Nathan Wallin of I.C.E InterCityEscort died at Smokey Hills.


Willie Weston of Blur Syndic ate died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Maureen Cox of Blur Syndic ate died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Elvis Berry of Blur Syndic ate died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Oscar Berry of Blur Syndic ate died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Valerie Shelton of The Baseheads died at Road to Somerset.


Antonio Sullivan of VortexPL died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


`the Honorless` Melissa Steen of Rabid Groundhogs died at Interstate Mythos.


Jessica Ellis of Dead Stop died at Road to Somerset.


Mark `Mandrew` Andrews of Dead Stop died at Road to Somerset.


Christopher `Romeo` Romero of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Northern Farm Land.


Andre Wright of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Somerset.


`Fancy` Nancy Ortiz of Mercykillers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Gia `Dead Eye` Sachs of Mercykillers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Rex `Is Always` Wright of Eternal Travelers died at Maure Dore.


Shawn Smith of Jollys Rangers died at Telegraph Road.


Chris `Turd Bird` Gerber of Bullet Catchers Anomymous died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Anchorwoman` Kathleen Brokaw of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Nancy `Red Eyes` Savino of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Terence Rambert of PiGFaCe died at Ring of Death Arena.


Ollie `Quickly` Riggins of The Intolerants died at Pathway to Darkness.


Shirley `Wrench Wench` Ruffin of The Intolerants died at Highway to Hell.


Charles `Sureshot` Foreman of The Intolerants died at Highway to Hell.


Carl Lockard of The Intolerants died at Highway to Hell.


James Wright of The Intolerants died at Highway to Hell.


Sean Cockrell of The Intolerants died at Highway to Hell.


Edwin Marin of Jibtekk Warriors died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Willie Bedwell of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


`Princess` Maria Barnes of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Mary Still of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Michael Taylor of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Road to Somerset.


Zachariah Lightfoot of The Intolerants died at Ring of Death Arena.


Ping Bryant of Eternal Travelers died at Pathway to Darkness.


Jimmie `Lumberjack` Field of The Tacticals died at Scattered Grounds.


`DaaAAMMNN!!!` Dennis Matus of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Acid Land.


Michael Warren of Original Gangsters died at Road to Somerset.


Charles Jefferson of Jollys Rangers died at Pathway to Darkness.


`THE ALBINO` Jack Lorenz of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Joshua Burroughs of TheFireDragons died at Elmsfield Lake Track.


Israel Thao of Pax Romana died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Linda Cromwell of El Nubnubs died at Miasma Crude Race Track.

Leagues Roundup

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Deathrace Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Danterrans Dilettantes
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - simonvanleeuwen

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Combat League - Rabid Groundhogs
Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Steel Clan



Political Update

Relationships between the slavers and the merchants has improved substantially, following the delivery of three hundred strong backed workers to the factories in Texan.



Dexter`s Best Patrons

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Raging Scavengers.
2. Gearjammers.
3. Mirrored Pain.
4. King of Clubs.
5. Metal Mothertruckers.
6. The Darkside.
7. Splurs Scroungers.
8. Bullet Boys.
9. Mercykillers.
10. Avenged Sevenfold.

The heaviest addict in Raging Scavengers is Sean Horner, and his favourite tipple is Alcohol.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.