Nov/Dec
2085
Shiney Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Steel Clan, and finishing in third place overall were Scarzams Jokers.

El Nubnubs Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with El Nubnubs taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Third Avenue Mutilators, and finishing in third place overall were Groton Gladiators.

Shiney Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were deuss, and finishing in third place overall were El Nubnubs.

El Nubnubs Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with El Nubnubs taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Devilz Rejectz, and finishing in third place overall were Scooby Doo.

SonderKommandoRevolt Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with SonderKommandoRevolt taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Scooby Doo, and finishing in third place overall were Kaizers Orchestra.

Kaizers Orchestra Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were Harambes Heroes, and finishing in third place overall were Harrys Heros.

Joels Bastards Win Gateway Winter Meltdown League

The Gateway Winter Meltdown League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Harrys Heros, and finishing in third place overall were Apocalypse Rising.
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Thomas `Drac` Smith of The Darkside died at Acid Land.


`The Punisher` Frank Castle of Steel Vendetta died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Christy `BOOM BOOM` Roth of the fablous gord died at Road to Somerset.


`VAJAJA` Virginia Villegas of the fablous gord died at Road to Somerset.


James King of Lions Roar died at Gates of Elmsfield.


William `Roy` Rodgers of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Lost Oasis.


Steve `Steve` Goodwin of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Mark `Donkey` Dyck of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Bruce Shover of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Tricia `Sexy Six` Helfer of The Purple Foxes died at Road to Somerset.


Lindsey Morgan of The Purple Foxes died at Road to Somerset.


Billie Piper of The Purple Foxes died at Road to Somerset.


Willis Andrews of American Scavenger Autoduelist died at Once Upon a Town.


Donnie Rogers of the fablous gord died at Deadman`s Drop.


Greg Stiles of The Forza died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Michael Carlson of MADHAT died at Road to Elmsfield.


Phillip Maze of MADHAT died at The Pit.


Jonathan Sutcliffe of MADHAT died at The Pit.


Lisa Scarborough of MADHAT died at The Pit.


Heriberto Chandler of MADHAT died at The Pit.


Lorraine Diamond of The Grooves died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Ray Trahan of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Janette Richards of The Feral died at Road to Somerset.


Peter Gaston of The Gray Hounds died at Road to Elmsfield.


Alfred Jones of MADHAT died at Road to Elmsfield.


Kyle Whitley of MADHAT died at Road to Elmsfield.


Aisha `Maccacan` McIntyre of MADHAT died at Road to Elmsfield.


Carla Quon of the fablous gord died at The Pit.


`I Don`t` Kara Scaife of the fablous gord died at The Pit.


Patricia `Gunslinger` Kane of blue rock died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Colleen Cendejas of Scarzams Jokers died at Somerset Arena.


James Brown of The Grooves died at The Pits.


Lacey Bouffard of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Joseph `JJ` Jones of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Carl Carpenter of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.



Most Active Gangs

You`ve tired of seeing them on the circuit every time you visit. Every time you leave town, you seem to run into them. But just who are they - who are the most active gangs in Evan right now?

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Griffindor. Their most favoured type of event has been the deathrace, although they have also competed in numerous race events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. rehab taxi 1, owned by GO FORNICATE YERSELF.
2. SS Revenge Crew, owned by SuperAwesome VillainsForever!.
3. CORRIDOR, owned by GO FORNICATE YERSELF.
4. REAPING MAULERS, owned by GO FORNICATE YERSELF.
5. Sarsfield Bomb Squad!, owned by SuperAwesome VillainsForever!.

League Leaders

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - Shiney
Evan Deathrace Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - SonderKommandoRevolt
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Combat League - Shiney
Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Third Avenue Mutilators



Political Update

Relations between the Slavers and Mutants have deteriorated after a raid on Ernie`s freight, said to contain `Food` for the upcoming Great Shantyville BBQ.



Michael Ziebarth

One of today`s most famous gunners is a member of Electric Dave - we are referring of course to Michael Ziebarth.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.