Jul/Aug
2084
Kaizers Orchestra Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Devilz Rejectz, and finishing in third place overall were Ring of Fire.

PA Racers Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Pee Wees Playhouse, and finishing in third place overall were Shiney.

Shiney Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were Concrete Golems.

Shiney Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League

The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Steel Sparks, and finishing in third place overall were The Tiger Sharks.

Shiney Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with Shiney taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Somerset Lizards, and finishing in third place overall were Sabre Dogs.

Santiago `Trainwreck` Audet of rebelfish resurgent II died at The Pit.


`BRICKHOUSE` Bruna Babcock of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Jason Gengler of MonarchMustard died at Road to Elmsfield.


Robert Bien of Thunder Drifts died at Ring of Death Arena.


`Hairy` Beverly Potter of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Phyllis Hardy of Rabid Groundhogs died at Telegraph Road.


Jerry `Betty` White of The Loud Crowd died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Lord` Stanley Pulido of The Loud Crowd died at Road to Elmsfield.


Robert `Bobby` Rothstein of blue rock died at Gates of Elmsfield.


James Johnson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Sylvia Meza of MonarchMustard died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Senator` Robert McAllister of The Loud Crowd died at Northern Farm Land.


Deborah Digiovanni of Wild Runners died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Marcos `Mind` Montero of The White Ashes died at Sandy.


Chad Mena of Harley Nomads died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Christina `The Surgeon` Eaton of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Elmsfield.


Melissa Laws of Wild Runners died at Highway to Hell.


Michael Fortner of Hotel died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Leslie Smith of Original Gangsters died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


John Ammons of NOVA. died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Samantha Foxx of Wild Runners died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Frank `N. Furter` Fernandez of El Nubnubs died at Shantyville.


Claudia `On-Target` Desrochers of The Tacticals died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


James Musselwhite of rebelfish resurgent II died at Once Upon a Town.


Joyce `Joy` Medina of Jacks Gunfighters died at Somerset Arena.


Maria `Bling Bling` Behling of fluids needed died at Road to Somerset.


Jerry `Nailed It` Landreth of fluids needed died at Telegraph Road.


Beth Henry of fluids needed died at Telegraph Road.


Donnie Francisco of fluids needed died at Telegraph Road.


`the anvel` Kurt Melvin of fluids needed died at Telegraph Road.


Patricia Bair of fluids needed died at Telegraph Road.


Olga Schmitt of fluids needed died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Louise `Berlin` Watson of The Tacticals died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Arturo Bakker of Tubergrips died at Double Down Arena.


James Fiore of rebelfish resurgent II died at Chaos Canyon.



Prizes Leaderboard

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. El Nubnubs: $467207.
2. Snakes of Freedom: $410389.
3. Wild Runners: $313000.
4. The Vanguards: $251950.
5. Kaizers Orchestra: $198069.

League Leaders

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Shiney
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - thebills

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Shiney
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Kaizers Orchestra
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Kaizers Orchestra
Somerset Deathrace League - Holistic Detective Agency
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Northern Summer League - Shiney
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Kaizers Orchestra



Political Update

Relations betweens the Civs and Reds have soured following several high-profile Civ attacks on Red refugee transports.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
11. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
12. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
13. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
14. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
15. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.