Nov/Dec
2083
Kaizers Orchestra Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were The Brassicas, and finishing in third place overall were Mythic Vanguard.

Kaizers Orchestra Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Shiney, and finishing in third place overall were Dead Stop.

Kaizers Orchestra Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Magic420, and finishing in third place overall were stinkiHD.

Snakes of Freedom Win Evan Deathrace Ladder


 
The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with Snakes of Freedom taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Mythic Vanguard, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.
The most awesome person on mother earth, "Oni" Randall Heffner and his assistants "Stomper" Adam Stoops and Charlene "Meteorite" King got through a series of events with PreHistoricPoo, and, well, they, kinda lost almost all of them, but ONE of them, they won, and with that being said, Snakes of Freedom got 100 points, and then after some time away from the ladders, Clocky won the League! Woo!


PerforatedPoo Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with PerforatedPoo taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were GGIZI, and finishing in third place overall were NPC.

PerforatedPoo Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with PerforatedPoo taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were El Nubnubs, and finishing in third place overall were Shiney.

Kaizers Orchestra Win Gateway Winter Meltdown League

The Gateway Winter Meltdown League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Harley Nomads, and finishing in third place overall were Last Leaf.

Benny Bilderback of SAO Survivors died at Once Upon a Town.


Sergio Zuber of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Road to Somerset.


Don Carrillo of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Road to Somerset.


Jamaal Buie of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Road to Somerset.


Patricia `Ol School` Sullivan of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Shirley Burnett of SAO Survivors died at Scattered Grounds.


Brittany `Toxic` Brown of No Aiming Just Shooting died at Shantyville.


Donna Gault of rebelfish resurgent II died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Eleanor Clark of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Northern Speedway.


Sam Browning of DTM Race Drivers died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Brandy O`Connor of The Brassicas died at Highway to Hell.


William Watson of El Nubnubs died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Dennis Keith of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Alicia Jacobs of Original Gangsters died at Chaos Canyon.


Steven Maxwell of Devilz Rejectz died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Rayford Sisson of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


`Sensei` Jackie Chan of Steel Clan died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


`Quick` Carl Powell of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Todd `Fire` Fedor of Scarzams Jokers died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Donnie Doggett of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Texan.


Mathew Hatfield of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Somerset.


Charles Murphy of Wild Runners died at Once Upon a Town.


John Vandyke of Original Gangsters died at Blown With the Wind.


Walter Turner of Original Gangsters died at Road to Elmsfield.


Wayne Copeland of Original Gangsters died at Road to Elmsfield.


Justin Yarbrough of Original Gangsters died at Road to Elmsfield.


David Romero of Rabid Groundhogs died at Telegraph Road.


Luis Higgins of The Fox Trot Gang died at Somerset Arena.


Kevin Vasquez of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Maria Ouellette of Wild Runners died at Gates of Somerset.


Max Strickland of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Arc Master` Noah Monzon of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Gregory `Condom Face` Beyer of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Miles Beringer of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Alexis `Lexi` Redmond of CryptKeepers died at Interstate Mythos.


Shirley `Little Miss` Meyers of CryptKeepers died at Interstate Mythos.


Lucinda `LuLu` Likens of CryptKeepers died at Interstate Mythos.


William `Wild Bill` Hilton of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Amanda `Ten Gallon` Emberton of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Elmsfield.


David Robinson of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Somerset Arena.


Caleb `Koma` Andrus of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Blown With the Wind.


Stanley `PG Tips` Messer of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Blown With the Wind.


Eva Jones of Cannibal Kings died at Serpentine Road.


`Aud` Audrey Vera of Dead Stop died at The Pit.


Tracy Fennell of Original Gangsters died at Once Upon a Town.


Heather `Nurse` Bradford of Cannibal Kings died at Highway to Hell.


Joseph `Bend` Lowe of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Robyn `LIKES BIG` Quinones of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Betty `Hobblin` Motley of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Somerset.


Patricia `The Texan` Hartford of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Carl `Badlands` Tulley of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Phillip Murray of fofringe died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Marie `Chickn Pluckr` Moultry of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Kimberly Villarreal of fofringe died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Miguel Hoffman of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Albert Thomas of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Once Upon a Town.


Walker `More` Gore of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Mark Hall of Stargazer died at The Pit.


Maryann `Oakley` Owen of Dead Stop died at The Pit.


`Doc` Amanda Schull of The Purple Foxes died at Road to Somerset.


Savannah Tuck of Original Gangsters died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Laserboy` Darryl Hidalgo of Harley Nomads died at Once Upon a Town.


Andre `The Giant` Watson of Scarzams Jokers died at Road to Somerset.


Brian Capps of Dead Stop died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Leo Salcido of SonderKommandoRevolt died at Double Down Arena.


Tracy Martinez of Wild Runners died at Gates of Somerset.


Sarah Cantu of GHOST CARTEL died at Northern Farm Land.

League Leaders

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Snakes of Freedom
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Kaizers Orchestra
Somerset Combat League - Kaizers Orchestra



Political Update

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.



Calvin 'Big Red' Barnes

The most skillful gunner active in Evan today is Calvin 'Big Red' Barnes from Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
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