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The Darkside Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were Darkwinds Most Wanted, and finishing in third place overall were Rabid Groundhogs.

Darkwinds Most Wanted Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with Darkwinds Most Wanted taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were Darkwinds Most Wanted, and finishing in third place overall were Rabid Groundhogs.

Emily `The Shocker` Schrock of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Eleanor `Rigby` Austin of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Frank Torrez of Mountain Goats died at Somerset Arena.


Crystal `Ball` Martinez of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Brandon Bissette of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Christina Hargrove of Mountain Goats died at Gates of Somerset.


Jason `Hikory Dikory` Dockery of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Texan.


Shawna `Dumbo` Dombrowski of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Timothy `Marc` Singer of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Gertrude Howard of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Douglas McFarren of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Somerset.


David Ellerman of Unicycle Boyz died at Elmsfield Hills Rally Circuit.


Brian Hobdy of Gand Gerbill died at Once Upon a Town.


Chloe `Sparks` Bennet of Gand Gerbill died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Albert Dunning of Gand Gerbill died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Terri Martinez of Tatooine Beskar Clan died at Double Down Arena.


Shirley Briseno of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Morgan `Morgan` Morgan of Tuskan Raiders died at Highway to Hell.


Melvin Ohlson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Barbara `Loves` Amann of Tuskan Raiders died at Gates of Somerset.


Eileen Franco of Tuskan Raiders died at Gates of Somerset.


Jason `Jason Bourne` Smith of Tuskan Raiders died at Gates of Somerset.


`The Square` Hiram Ables of Blacktop Druids died at Toxic Wastes.


Eugene Cipriani of Gand Gerbill died at Road to Elmsfield.


John Smith of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Johnny Cortez of Unicycle Boyz died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Jaclyn Ackermann of Mountain Goats died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Nancy `Fancy Pants` Jacobson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Rachel Swenson of SilverMoon died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Karen Riggs of Asphalt Witch died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Julian Tyson of Joels Bastards died at Double Down Arena.


Cedric Nation of Joels Bastards died at Double Down Arena.


Justin Selzer of Riotous Assembly died at Somerset Rally Circuit.



Evan`s Most Wanted


 
The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $4247.
2. Dead Man inc (Somerset): $1062.
3. McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS (Elmsfield): $1014.
4. Rabid Groundhogs (Gateway Truckstop): $414.
5. McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS (Somerset): $345.
6. Task Force DEFY (Somerset): $293.
7. Dixie Rekt (Somerset): $203.
8. The Darkside (Somerset): $168.
9. Rats of the Sand (Somerset): $102.
10. CryptKeepers (Somerset): $79.



Most Active Gangs

As part of our occasional roundup of the most busy gangs in Evan right now, we can report the following.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Task Force DEFY. Their most favoured type of event has been the combat, although they have also competed in numerous race events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. ELMS FIST, owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
2. FARMER BUZZER BROWN, owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
3. 53rd and 3rd, owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
4. Groot, owned by Unicycle Boyz.
5. Brief Interlude, owned by Dead Man inc.

Leagues Roundup

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Blacktop Druids
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Interstate 82

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Bigshot owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
5. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
6. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
8. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
12. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.
13. Love Shack owned by Interstate 82.
14. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
15. Hammer 9 owned by PA Racers.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.