Merry Christmas.

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Pamela Paige of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Once Upon a Town.

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Shannon `Sue` Thorson of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Once Upon a Town.

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`Generalisma` Michael Patton of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Once Upon a Town.

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Aaron `Sing Song` Singley of El Nubnubs died at Somerset Arena.

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Errol Haynes of EscapeFromNY died at Gates of Somerset.

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William Brewer of EscapeFromNY died at Gates of Somerset.

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Don `CB` McCall of EscapeFromNY died at Gates of Somerset.

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Brad Hampton of Steel Clan died at Road to Somerset.

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Kristopher `The Klipper` Martinez of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.

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Jordan Zachery of Gand Gerbill died at Gateway Interstate Circuit.

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Ruby Cole of Gand Gerbill died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.

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Jason Ware of Joels Bastards died at Acid Land.

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Mary Taylor of Ayanami died at Gateway Interstate Figure 8.

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Matthew Sacks of Ayanami died at Double Down Arena.

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Jayson Keen of Logan Squares died at Gateway, The Bone.

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Sabina Sabatino of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.

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Melissa Shultz of Asphalt Witch died at Chaos Canyon.

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Donald Anthony of Asphalt Witch died at Chaos Canyon.

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Howard Masten of Asphalt Witch died at Chaos Canyon.

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`Lead Daps` Marion Gray of Logan Squares died at The Dunes Race Course.

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Don Herrell of HellzFire died at Road to Somerset.

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Mildred Roy of HellzFire died at Road to Somerset.

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Christopher Brunet of HellzFire died at Road to Somerset.

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Merle Fox of Gand Gerbill died at The Pit.

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Natalie Nance of Ayanami died at Northern Speedway.

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Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS (Somerset): $398.
2. Peaceful mushroom gatherers (Somerset): $116.

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS
Evan Deathrace Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Darkside

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - SuperAwesome VillainsForever!

Relations between the Slavers and Mutants have deteriorated after a raid on Ernie`s freight, said to contain `Food` for the upcoming Great Shantyville BBQ.

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
9. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
11. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.
12. Bigshot owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
13. Love Shack owned by Interstate 82.
14. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
15. M1151 owned by FAQ Crew.

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Misery Inc..
2. The Purple Foxes.

The heaviest addict in Misery Inc. is Tarra Novoa, and her favourite tipple is Novocaine.