Sep/Oct
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The Darkside Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Longos Merry Men.
Our backup driver in Shantyville did very well, even if he needed to sit on 2 phone books to see over the steering wheel!

 


Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were The Darkside, and finishing in third place overall were Longos Merry Men.

Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were Anarcho-Pumpkin Privateers, and finishing in third place overall were Interstate 82.

`Cinder` Ella Hicks of Effys Girls died at The Dunes Race Course.


`Lycan` Michiko Benavides of Rage Of Thousand Berserkers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


George `Eddie` McGuire of Tuskan Raiders died at Northern Farm Land.


David White of Klingon Battle Cruisers died at Northern Farm Land.


`Billie` Joel Stevens of Tuskan Raiders died at The Pit.


Mary Williams of Tuskan Raiders died at The Pit.


Lissette Tapley of Armanta died at Telegraph Road.


`Cowboy` Roy Rogers of The Darkside died at Acid Land.


Bobby Vargas of Rage Of Thousand Berserkers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Anna Harrison of El Nubnubs died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Tim `Pachinco` Pacheco of Tuskan Raiders died at Once Upon a Town.


Abbie Abbas of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Somerset.


Rachel Washington of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Somerset.


Caitlyn Warrior of Klingon Battle Cruisers died at Gates of Somerset.


`Free Bob` Robert Purvis of Wasteland Recycling Company died at Sandy.


Dallas Dallas of Wasteland Recycling Company died at Sandy.


Kayla Magee of Wasteland Recycling Company died at Road to Somerset.


Lori Dubuque of Garage Boyz died at Road to Elmsfield.


Elizabeth Stringfellow of Garage Boyz died at Road to Elmsfield.


John Harris of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Gates of Morgan.


`Steel` William Singh of Cam Combustors died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Norma `The Maiden` Baumann of Cam Combustors died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Buster `Wet Sloppy` Pusey of Beasts of the Lair died at Gates of Sarsfield.


`Delta Force` Bobby Davis of Steel Vendetta died at Highway to Hell.


Logan Slone of Salts Shakers died at Somerset Arena.


Dolores Engel of Salts Shakers died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.



Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Steel Vendetta: $762357.
2. El Nubnubs: $359179.
3. Joels Bastards: $334928.
4. Machine Gun Morons: $287836.
5. Longos Merry Men: $218971.

Deathsport Leagues

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Beasts of the Lair
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Interstate 82
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Klingon Battle Cruisers
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Tuskan Raiders

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.