Sep/Oct
2059
Road Templars Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with Road Templars taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were Company of Geeks, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.
Sir Richard Ector, Leader and Mentor Of the Road Templars, Says to the Empty Bottle in front of him, `After all the Losses we have suffered over the last year, Finally something to be proud of.`
Raising a Glass, `Huzzaah, Good Job Everyone!`


Joels Bastards Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League


 
The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were -^-HellRazors-^-, and finishing in third place overall were Renshai.
Sponsor got a new racing team! - GET WITH IT GAZETTE!


Harrys Hippos Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with Harrys Hippos taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Tastes Like Chickn, and finishing in third place overall were Vikingr-CTS-.

Stranger in a Strange Land


Evan Weather and Wildlife Report

The last few months you would have noticed Aurora activity is at an all time low. What does this mean. Who know`s, but the bugs don`t seem to care much.

`clear skies over ghost town, August 2059` v.i.n.d.i.c.a.t.o.r.s.

Sanstorms on the Southern Road Block Supplies


High Wind Warning for the Road to Gateway truckstop. Advise high caution for large trade vehicles. Wind speeds have been calculated at over 100mph. `The cow flew past quicker`n I ced blink` claims a local farmer. Storms are expected to last for over a month. Could this be as bad as the great storms of `47?


Tinker/Bastille

Need Sumthin` Movin`??



Deborah Brown of Revelations died at Once Upon a Town.


Winston Churchill of Headspace and Timing died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Ryan Scruggs of Blood and Iron died at Once Upon a Town.


Jess `Razor` Ruiz of Rabid died at Gates of Somerset.


Ahmed Ibrahim of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Lonesome Highway.


Michael Baillie of Thrill Junkies died at Scattered Grounds.


Marie Coleman of Lord of Rockets died at Gates of Somerset.


Oscar `Isaac` Hays of Shamas Rammers died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Steve Fischer of SunBurns died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Abby `Buckshot` Buckner of Old School Perverts died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Brian `The Knife is ` Spooner of Old School Perverts died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Wesley Hults of MADHAT died at Once Upon a Town.


Harry Marks of MADHAT died at Once Upon a Town.


Larry `Mule` O`Toole of The Light Brigade -CI- died at Northern Farm Land.


Ricky `Not so` Wright of Wasteland Patrol Irregular died at Highway to Hell.


Charlie Urick of Coolerheads died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Mitzi Daigle of Harrys Hippos died at The Pit.


In Earls of Rollovers died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Jan Martinez of Uncle Als All-Stars died at Once Upon a Town.


`Smoken` Scott Noel of The F-Bombs died at Lonesome Highway.


Ronald ``Cyc`` Headen of Satanic Angels died at Road to Elmsfield.


Hipolito ``Sct`` Williams of Satanic Angels died at Road to Elmsfield.


William Olson of Renshai died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Fatima Lossett of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Gates of Somerset.


Jamie `Meerkat` Spruill of Wasteland Patrol Irregular died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Earnest `Tank` Sherman of G.P.A.W. died at Gates of Somerset.


Thomas Lewis of Wasteland Patrol Irregular died at Once Upon a Town.


Donald Hoch of Company of Geeks died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Delores ``LrgG`` Foy of Satanic Angels died at Road to Somerset.


Jack Martin of Blood and Iron died at Somerset Arena.


Kenneth Casillas of The F-Bombs died at The Pit.


Lacy Labarge of Blood and Iron died at Double Down Arena.


Alfred Clear of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Sandy.


Jennifer Brown of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Sandy.


Guy Falk of Blood and Iron died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Tamara `Abuelita` Gomez of Rabid died at Road to Somerset.


Ruth Lucas of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Double Down Arena.


Johnny `Robin Of` Sherwood of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Road to Somerset.


Robert Llanes of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Road to Somerset.


Brian `Evil Eye` Heidrick of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Road to Somerset.


`Marvelous` Monica Vasquez of The Ninja Monkeys died at Scattered Grounds.


Gwendolyn You of Thrill Junkies died at Northern Farm Land.


Timmy Moultrie of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Highway to Hell.


Christopher Vega of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Highway to Hell.


Genaro Gadd of Blood and Iron died at Blown With the Wind.


Luke Simmons of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Amy Hart of Team Bansi died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Mark `kids in the` Hall of Old School Perverts died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


James `Banzai` Nagao of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Iva Love of Terminal Velocity died at Lost Oasis.


Christopher Buchheit of Blood and Iron died at Road to Somerset.


Shirley Hoeppner of Blood and Iron died at Road to Somerset.


Jason Gledhill of Golden Warriors died at Interstate Mythos.


Eduardo Skidmore of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Somerset.


Jose Farrington of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Bobby McCormack of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jeffrey Duffy of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jason `13th` Fagan of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Once Upon a Town.


Matthew `Bev` Beverage of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Once Upon a Town.


Brian `Baba` Barba of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Once Upon a Town.


Rachel Martinez of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Once Upon a Town.


Michael `Medic` Kim of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Once Upon a Town.


Nathan Elliott of Whiskey Runners died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Tom `Singer` Jones of The Wolfhounds died at Elmsfield Hills Rally Circuit.


Edna Hall of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Somerset Arena.


Daniel `Bruce` Lee of Coolerheads died at Pathway to Darkness.


Rebecca `Steve` Austin of 88 MPH died at Sandy.


Chris `Agent` Coppola of Headspace and Timing died at Northern Farm Land.


Perla `Gunslinger` Coley of The Wolfhounds died at Gateway, Whirlwind.


Earnest Strecker of Golden Warriors died at Lost Oasis.


Tony `Spider` Abney of Rabid died at Northern Farm Land.


Mary McGinnis of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Bombed Luna Road.


`Seedy` Denise Harris of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Northern Farm Land.


Richard `Leisuresuit` Lesure of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Northern Farm Land.


John Stewart of Midville MONDOs died at Once Upon a Town.


Charles `Franklin` George of Renshai died at Pathway to Darkness.


Paula `Hard as` Steele of Renshai died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Waltzing` Matilda Avey of Joels Bastards died at Gates of Somerset.


James `Bang` Butterfield of Fifth Legion died at Gates of Somerset.


Ian Lugo of Company of Geeks died at Scattered Grounds.


Doreen `Dory` Thurston of Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS- died at Shantyville.


William Cravens of Dolce Gabbana died at Northern Farm Land.


Felicia Osteen of Terminal Velocity died at Road to Somerset.


Heather Hardy of Monkey Wrenches died at Gates of Somerset.


Bruce Willis of SunBurns died at Blown With the Wind.


Stephen Gann of Dolce Gabbana died at The Pit.


Thomas `Tennessee` Williams of Scarzams Dragoons died at Gateway Dry Lake Track.


Maria Parker of Whiskey Runners died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jeannette `Genie` Cole of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Lonesome Highway.


Karen Young of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset.


Marvin Gay of SunBurns died at Northern Farm Land.


Charles Wilson of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land.


Forrest `Woody` Carpenter of Crazy Canucks died at Northern Farm Land.


Gregory `Moth` Thompson of Dolce Gabbana died at Northern Farm Land.


Edna `Baked` Blakey of Crazy Canucks died at Northern Farm Land.


`Gunny` Katherine Armijo of Fifth Legion died at Shantyville.


Dean Blanchard of Hot Trax died at Gateway, The Trench.


Lamont Labarge of Blood and Iron died at Road to Somerset.


Allen Reyes of Revelations died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Willie `Guts` Hern of Rabid died at Road to Somerset.


Dorothy Nelson of Paladins died at Gates of Somerset.


Marshall Nesbitt of Company of Geeks died at Once Upon a Town.


`Sir` David Mercier of Road Templars died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Frank Castle of Golden Warriors died at Road to Somerset.


Gary Parker of Rabid died at Gates of Somerset.


Vicente Maldonado of Knights of the Round Tire died at Bombed Luna Road.


William Morris of Knights of the Round Tire died at Bombed Luna Road.


Gale Groesbeck of Blood and Iron died at Once Upon a Town.


`The` Roy Rogers of Cowboys Unlimited died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Sadie `So Not Lost` Chai of Cowboys Unlimited died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Cool` Benjamin Bogart of Harrys Hippos died at Gateway Dry Lake Track.


Eric `Guiness` Stout of Maxxed Out died at Northern Desert Circuit.


`Pigsy` Craig Martens of Maxxed Out died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Johnny Gonzales of Company of Geeks died at Gates of Somerset.


Douglas Mercado of Lord of Rockets died at The Pit.


Pete Wells of Lord of Rockets died at The Pit.


Michael `Moonwalk` Jackson of SunBurns died at Gates of Somerset.


Gabrielle Michael of SunBurns died at Gates of Somerset.


Richard Augustine of Company of Geeks died at Gates of Somerset.


Ernesto Simpson of Dolce Gabbana died at Road to Somerset.


Earl `Sherm` Sherrod of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Northern Farm Land.


Francisco `Striker` Pickett of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Northern Farm Land.


Robert `Rapid` Ring of Old School Perverts died at Gates of Somerset.


Misty Morgan of Wasteland Patrol Irregular died at Road to Somerset.


Paul Fox of Wasteland Patrol Irregular died at Road to Somerset.


Nick Wadlington of Wasteland Patrol Irregular died at Highway to Hell.


Emil Riehl of Wasteland Patrol Irregular died at Highway to Hell.


John `Padre` Villanueva of Wasteland Patrol Irregular died at Highway to Hell.


Mark `the Heathen` Couture of Maxxed Out died at Northern Farm Land.


Sam Mateo of Maxxed Out died at Northern Farm Land.


Sharron Friedman of The New Age Army died at Once Upon a Town.


Geraldo `Rivera` Gaffney of Blood and Iron died at Lost Oasis.


Forest Wallace of Company of Geeks died at Pathway to Darkness.


Lorraine `Tina` Turner of Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS- died at Double Down Arena.


Christopher `Stumpy` Stumpf of Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS- died at Double Down Arena.


Virgil `Virgil` Virgil of G.P.A.W. died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Harrison Ford of SunBurns died at Smokey Hills.


Bobbi `Not a bloke` Adams of Maxxed Out died at Blown With the Wind.


Gregory `Tackleberry` Mahone of Maxxed Out died at Blown With the Wind.


Roderick Wolf of The Pikers died at Gates of Somerset.


Esther `Mama Bang` Snapp of Cowboys Unlimited died at Northern Desert Circuit.


`Judge` Jamie Grimmett of Cowboys Unlimited died at Pathway to Darkness.


Patrick `Bad Ass` Badillo of Transylvanian Transmissions died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Joshua Fidler of Rabid died at Gates of Somerset.


Diane `Vixen` Vavra of Whiskey Runners died at Gates of Somerset.


Marguerite Collins of Confusion died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jennifer Gray of Confusion died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


David `Spider` Keithley of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Northern Farm Land.


Hollis `The Hammer` Dambrosio of Scarytales died at Gates of Texan.


Javier `Javelin` Breslin of Raging Scavengers died at Via Rupta.


Barry Ballesteros of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset.


Malcom `in the middle` Banner of Maxxed Out died at Once Upon a Town.


Sam `I Am` Sam of Blood and Iron died at Scattered Grounds.


John Stott of Rabid died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Patrick Burns of Paladins died at The Pit.


John Jones of Paladins died at The Pit.


Kyle Winger of Paladins died at Rocket Flats.


Walter Wooster of Paladins died at Rocket Flats.


Denny Rutt of Rabid died at Road to Somerset.


James Hudson of Rabid died at Road to Somerset.


Eva Aldana of Rabid died at Road to Somerset.


Michael Dix of Rabid died at Road to Somerset.


Dawn Hall of Whiskey Runners died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).



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Suppliers of Jake`s Car Sales and Repairs

Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. The Crayons (Somerset): $2068.
2. Blunt Force Trauma (Somerset): $1492.
3. Blood and Iron (Somerset): $480.
4. Confrerie (Badlands Truckstop): $324.
5. Confrerie (Gateway Truckstop): $324.
6. Satanic Angels (Elmsfield): $312.
7. Joels Bastards (Somerset): $162.
8. Golden Warriors (Gateway Truckstop): $104.
9. Headspace and Timing (Gateway Truckstop): $99.
10. Headspace and Timing (Elmsfield): $99.

League Leaders

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - The Dionysian Dozen
Evan Deathrace Ladder - The Dionysian Dozen
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Gang Green Soylent Corporation
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Dionysian Dozen

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Road Templars
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards



A Scavenger went a Raving


A poem by Ashley `Dredge` Klinger



And they raved all night
and they raved all day,
the Raging Skavengers
from Bastille were they.



By the lakes of Elmsfield
a pretty sight they twirled
and for many miles to see
was the Scavengers fire girls



The attention they caught
of some slavers who sought
some easy pickings
for the day



For this was the plan
to slay the slaver gang
for the friends
that they had taken away.




They danced and they sang
they called to the slaver gang
to the light they came
to be endoused by flame



And they raved all night
and they raved all day,
the Raging Skavengers
from Bastille were they.



Bastille

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Political Update

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.



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