Sep/Oct
2056
The Women of the River City Gamblers, 2056 Calendar




PA Racers Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Highway Hellriders, and finishing in third place overall were Overlanders.

Kim Estrada of The Hasbros died at Gates of Somerset.


Helen Horton of The Vermin died at Pathway to Darkness.


Edgar `Allen Poe` Austin of The Black Legion died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


David Wood of The Black Legion died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Linda Nelson of Monkey Wrenches died at Gates of Somerset.


Shirley Moore of SofaKingBaaad died at Interstate Mythos.


Debra Vasquez of A.T.&T. (All Towns and Trades) died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Erin Gross of A.T.&T. (All Towns and Trades) died at Salt Flats Canyon.


James Surratt of A.T.&T. (All Towns and Trades) died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Connie Ransdell of A.T.&T. (All Towns and Trades) died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Cara Tompkins of A.T.&T. (All Towns and Trades) died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Henry Romeo of MADHAT died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Richard Chamberlain of The Angel Smurfs died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Dave `Shaggy` Bryant of Order of St Lazarus died at Road to Somerset.


Brian Shockley of The Wolfhounds died at Road to Somerset.


Edna Goodrow of The Wolfhounds died at Road to Somerset.


Barry Chaney of MADHAT died at Highway to Hell.


Stella Martin of MADHAT died at Highway to Hell.


Edward Ahern of MADHAT died at Highway to Hell.


Juan Edwards of Rogue Traders died at Somerset Arena.


Melvin `Shmelvin` McPhail of The Naughty Number Nines died at Northern Farm Land.


William Descoteaux of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Somerset Arena.


Aiko Zamora of Rampaging Sockmonkeys died at Telegraph Road.


Megan Vessels of Rampaging Sockmonkeys died at Once Upon a Town.


Dennis Crawford of Spanners died at Road to Somerset.


Collette Grantham of The Bloodrunners died at Pathway to Darkness.


Myrtle Maxey of The Bloodrunners died at Once Upon a Town.


Evelyn Arcuri of The Vermin died at Double Down Arena.


Leroy Jenkins of The Vermin died at Double Down Arena.


Donald `Saint` Gabriel of Crazy Canucks died at The Pit.


Glen Estrada of Spanners died at Road to Somerset.


Gloria Everts of Revelations died at The Pit.


Neal `Radar` Rubin of Deserters died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`Tracker` Tina Bryant of Deserters died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Melvin `Old Man` Decicco of Deserters died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Aaron Villines of Monkey Wrenches died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Mildred Tucker of Monkey Wrenches died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Blanca Collins of Garage Boyz died at Highway to Hell.


John `Jeeves` Butler of Izzys Irregulars died at Highway to Hell.


Robert Santana of Izzys Irregulars died at Highway to Hell.


Lou `Gallows` Galloway of Izzys Irregulars died at Highway to Hell.


Ronald `Doc` Foland of Izzys Irregulars died at Highway to Hell.


`meat hook` Victor Cook of v.i.n.d.i.c.a.to.r.s. died at Sandy.


Diane Mertz of The Black Legion died at The Pit.


Pete Wells of Woblly1 died at Sandy.


Ernest Wood of v.i.n.d.i.c.a.to.r.s. died at Blown With the Wind.


`Mechanic` Mary Ross of Comanche died at Road to Somerset.


`Cuss` Betty Russo of Crazy Canucks died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Ida `Hoe` Hickman of Deserters died at Lost Oasis.


Karen `Jack it up` Jeffery of Deserters died at Lost Oasis.


Jay Pearman of Iron Wraiths died at Double Down Arena.


`Mr Wilderness` William Combs of Maxxed Out died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Lazaro Barton of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


James McVey of Street Pizza died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Gilbert Rafferty of Crazy Canucks died at Highway to Hell.


`Sir` Alan Clow of Road Templars died at Gates of Somerset.


`Cheeky` Chad Sims of Dryfuss Dragoons died at Lost Oasis.


`Prince` Charles Johnson of Dryfuss Dragoons died at Lost Oasis.


Joseph Garcia of Dryfuss Dragoons died at Lost Oasis.


Paul `Boom` Martinez of Fifth Legion died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Steady` Derrick Hernandez of Fifth Legion died at Once Upon a Town.


Alfred `The Chicken` Coop of Maxxed Out died at Once Upon a Town.


Norman Sheridan of Pax Romana died at Once Upon a Town.


Bobby Genthner of Pax Romana died at Once Upon a Town.


Roy Dailey of Iron Wraiths died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


David `Guitar God` Gilmour of Renshai died at Highway to Hell.


Karen Carroll of nomad mercs died at Somerset Arena.


Kathy `Purple` Prince of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Ranger` Jim Williams of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Ranger` Annie Coates of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Pathway to Darkness.


`Wheelie` Clara Rivas of Fifth Legion died at Gates of Somerset.


`Hemp` Roy Hepp of Fifth Legion died at Gates of Somerset.


Dollie `Ranger` Mitchell of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Northern Speedway.


Ray `Witch Doctor` Witcher of River City Gamblers died at Interstate Mythos.


`hot rod` Rodrigo Stahl of The Pikers died at Road to Elmsfield.


`saint` Paul Nguyen of The Pikers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Griselda Blanco of The Pikers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Sarah Kerrigan of Triumph died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jerold Malinowski of Nephilim Rising died at Scattered Grounds.


Daniel Hogan of Nephilim Rising died at Scattered Grounds.


Courtney Medina of Nephilim Rising died at Scattered Grounds.


Eloisa Dial of Nephilim Rising died at Scattered Grounds.


April Duncan of Revelations died at Double Down Arena.


Joseph O`Brien of Triumph died at Once Upon a Town.


Marianne Spurlock of Triumph died at Once Upon a Town.


Henry Darby of Triumph died at Once Upon a Town.


Jenna `Two Toes` Jameson of Cestus Dei died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Bridgette `Bloody` Knuckles of Cestus Dei died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Bashful` Ashley Abernathy of Crazy Canucks died at Gates of Somerset.


Lillie Saulters of Paladins died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Kevin Chapman of Renshai died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Isaac `Ick` Caldwell of Luckies Crew died at Road to Somerset.


Anne `Wanna Get` Lucky of Bellingham Branch Davidians died at Southern Plateau.


Barbara `Bonanza` Behrens of Order of St Lazarus died at Gates of Firelight.


Jay Mahaffey of nomad mercs died at Gates of Somerset.


Sean `The` King of Order of St Lazarus died at Northern Farm Land.


Lorna `Kickin` Kato of Order of St Lazarus died at Northern Farm Land.


Rodney `Danger` Fields of The Wolfhounds died at Northern Farm Land.


Deborah McNeill of The Wolfhounds died at Northern Farm Land.


John Croteau of Infinite Improbabilities died at Lost Oasis.


`Pink` Floyd Francois of Hades, Chronos and Erebos died at Gates of Somerset.


Leslie McElroy of Infinite Improbabilities died at Blown With the Wind.


William `Scout` King of Canis Lupus died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Racey` Tracey Johnson of Whiskey Runners died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Joshua Anderson of Zeerius died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Cynthia `might bite` Wright of Rogue Traders died at Scattered Grounds.


`Speedy` Agnes Russell of Fifth Legion died at Highway to Hell.


`Bouncing` Betsy Wells of Fifth Legion died at Highway to Hell.


Donald Wills of Nightmares Edge died at Road to Somerset.


Kimberly Charles of Nightmares Edge died at Road to Somerset.


Brandon Baker of Crazy Canucks died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Howard `Hack Saw ` Romero of Bastille the Raging Scavenger died at Gates of Somerset.


Lynne Adams of Crazy Canucks died at Northern Farm Land.


Jon Smith of Wrath of God died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Gary Kelso of Deserters died at Spooky Forest.


Gwendolyn `the gun` Paulsen of thebills died at Northern Farm Land.


Louis Odom of Six Pack Heros died at Road to Elmsfield.


Courtney Zook of Six Pack Heros died at Road to Elmsfield.


Marion Lillie of The Hasbros died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Christina Wiggins of Something else died at Lost Oasis.


Teresa Wagers of Six Pack Heros died at Gates of Somerset.


Frederick Ramirez of Glifteds Tea Cup died at Double Down Arena.


Jeffery Valenzuela of Loose Cannons died at Gates of Somerset.


Carl Funk of Ricky Ranjits Rangers died at Scattered Grounds.


Benjamin Odom of Nightelves died at Northern Speedway.


Freddie `Deaddie` Ramirez of Orions Blades died at Highway to Hell.


Salvador Miller of Woblly1 died at Scattered Grounds.


Vince ``Noir`` Black of The Angel Smurfs died at Blown With the Wind.


Isidro Howard of Triumph died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Francis Drake of Pax Romana died at Highway to Hell.


Scott Linton of S.S.S. died at Highway to Hell.


Robert Swint of Just Shoot Me! died at Once Upon a Town.


Edison `Two Times` Lawless of Scarytales died at The Pits.


Angel Lee of Spanners died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`Phat` Alex Rollins of San Jose Baggers died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Jerry Williams of Monkey Wrenches died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Maria Griffin of Nightelves died at Forever Yellow Skies.


James Dominick of Nightelves died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Veola Knox of Nightelves died at Forever Yellow Skies.


George `The Thrill` Hill of Order of St Lazarus died at Scattered Grounds.


David Faust of Bullet Catchers Anomymous died at Gates of Somerset.


John Weil of Bullet Catchers Anomymous died at Gates of Somerset.


Veronica `the swerve` Madison of nomad mercs died at Once Upon a Town.


Philip Bennett of Zeerius died at Northern Speedway.


Allan `Big Sky` Falconer of Blackwatch died at Gates of Somerset.


Gloria `Sandy` Sailor of Whiskey Runners died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Stanley `Hardman` Hardy of Whiskey Runners died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Abigail Eley of The Bloodrunners died at Highway to Hell.


Angeline Watkins of Spanners died at Sandy.


Eric Fuchs of Nephilim Rising died at Serpentine Road.


`Senator` Monserrate Wilson of The Black Legion died at Devils Fingers.


Angel Deyoung of Hessians died at Gateway Interstate Arena.


Robert Crawford of Blackwatch died at Lost Oasis.


Carl Clifton of Wrath of God died at Gates of Somerset.


`Metric` Mark Miranda of Spanners died at Blown With the Wind.


Gary Seal of Woblly1 died at Acid Land.


Raymond Mathias of Woblly1 died at Acid Land.


Connie Rea of Woblly1 died at Acid Land.


Roger Perkins of the mad mad crushers died at The Pits.


William `Zap Gun` Zastrow of Fathers of the Confederacy died at Spooky Forest.


Julius Poindexter of CryptKeepers died at Gates of Texan.


Elijah Black of Loose Cannons died at Pathway to Darkness.


Alexa Sainz of Cowboys Unlimited died at Highway to Hell.


James Gray of v.i.n.d.i.c.a.to.r.s. died at Smokey Hills.


Alton Weber of The Vermin died at Blown With the Wind.


Jeannette Conroy of nomad mercs died at Once Upon a Town.


Thomas `Swerve` Petti of The Pikers died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Barbara Chick of Revelations died at The Pit.


Ezequiel `Zeke` Streeter of Scarzams Dragoons died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Christopher `Hitman` Dittman of Scarzams Dragoons died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


James Mailloux of Nightelves died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Randy Oakley of Phu Q Crew died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


`Wild` William Jones of PA Racers died at Double Down Arena.


`Toy Boy` Roy Roy of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Somerset.


Larry Maldonado of Gentleman, Scholar, And Acroba died at Highway to Hell.


Miguel `Farewell` Driggs of Confrerie died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Josiah `Ganja` Gardner of San Jose Baggers died at Lonesome Highway.


Charles Rainey of The Stainless Steel Rats died at Road to Somerset.


Melissa `Ace` Baxter of Iron Wraiths died at Interstate Mythos.


Steve `shake it` Thompson of Deserters died at Interstate Mythos.


Tilda `soil` Fager of The Meese died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Jay Bradford of The Bloodrunners died at Lost Oasis.


Courtney `Four Score` McCafferty of The Mollies died at Northern Farm Land.


`Apple` Sherri Williams of The Mollies died at Northern Farm Land.


Diane Mullins of Phu Q Crew died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


John Johnson of Spanners died at Blown With the Wind.


Gary `Ain`t` Willingham of Hitmen Trucking Inc died at The Pits.


Eddie Barnes of The Vermin died at Blown With the Wind.


Gary Stalker of Kreeps died at Gateway, The Trench.


`Captain` John Kirk of Hades, Chronos and Erebos died at Gateway, The Trench.


Bennie Wright of Monkey Wrenches died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Michael Parrish of Monkey Wrenches died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Odessa Burger of Monkey Wrenches died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Jonathan `Super` Powers of Scarzams Dragoons died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Sigrid Wagner of Infinite Improbabilities died at Lost Oasis.


Christine Smtih of Infinite Improbabilities died at Lost Oasis.


Joan Cain of Infinite Improbabilities died at Lost Oasis.


Billy Murphy of Nightelves died at Road to Somerset.


Joseph `Hauler` Houle of Company of Geeks died at Devils Fingers.


Richard `Tats` Brownlee of Fifth Legion died at Road to Somerset.


Janette `Stutter` Sturtz of Fifth Legion died at Road to Somerset.


Douglas Burrell of Pax Romana died at Road to Somerset.


Stephen Hill of The Hasbros died at Road to Elmsfield.


Allen `Leadfoot` Johnston of The Mollies died at Once Upon a Town.


`Doc` Robert Kramer of San Jose Baggers died at Highway to Hell.


Nancy Gonzales of Street Pizza died at Gates of Somerset.


Virgil `Thunderbird` Tracey of Pax Romana died at Gates of Somerset.


William Lewis of Spanners died at Road to Somerset.


Bobbie Hendrix of Spanners died at Gates of Somerset.


Rodney `The Word Book` Chambers of Maxxed Out died at Northern Farm Land.


`The Shooter` Gregory Moore of Comanche died at Lost Oasis.


Ester `Gun` Goodsell of Comanche died at Lost Oasis.


`The Legendary` Roger Waters of Renshai died at Double Down Arena.


Carl `Pizzaro` Lazzaro of Bellingham Branch Davidians died at Gates of Texan.


Scott Acton of an0maly died at Somerset Arena.


`Iceman` Jeffery Ice of an0maly died at Somerset Arena.


James Boyle of nomad mercs died at Lost Oasis.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. The Mollies (Elmsfield): $729.
2. Fearful Assassins (Somerset): $604.
3. Savage Barbs (Somerset): $506.
4. Nightmares Edge (Somerset): $407.
5. Fast and Deadly (Elmsfield): $252.
6. The Naughty Number Nines (Elmsfield): $203.
7. Monkey Wrenches (Somerset): $174.
8. Monkey Wrenches (Badlands Truckstop): $174.
9. Special Circumstances (Badlands Truckstop): $164.
10. Order of St Lazarus (Somerset): $133.



Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. 12th Street Bangers: $1308000.
2. Monkey Wrenches: $869106.
3. The Vermin: $390923.
4. Midville MONDOs: $377300.
5. an0maly: $285563.

Evan Leagues

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - an0maly
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Nightmares Edge
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Mirrored Pain
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - an0maly



I`ve had all I can stands..., ...and I can`t stands no more!

Part 2

`Don`t waste too much time with it.` their Boss said. `It doesn`t deserve that much attention...f-ing liar.`

`Not to worry Boss...I was planning on booby-trapping it with some of those bouncing betty mines I made up last week. Can`t wait till those scavenging muties smell this and come along looking for a snack.` he chuckled.

`Just don`t blow your fingers off playing with that junk.`

`You got it Boss.`

She turned back to her second. `Alright, send `er in.`

Brian walked over to a heavy door set into a much larger sliding door and turned the squeaky on purpose handle, then hauled it open. `Okay...uh...Michele? There you are. The Boss is ready for you. I hope you brought your `A` game.`

He stepped aside to let the young woman step in past him. She squinted against the gloom after stepping in out of the sun and removing her goggles. With a dismissive wave, the hopeful recruit moved away in the direction he`d indicated. As her sight adjusted, she could see the tall woman standing next to one of the stable of Punishers she had control over as leader of the Shattered-n-Bloody crew.

Michele stopped short of the woman, admiring both her and the armored ride behind her. She`d put in 5 times before finally getting a call to come to their HQ and try out. Ever since she`d walked out on her family and their farming business, she`d been aching to get on with the S-n-B crew.

Her jaw tensed a second as she recalled some of what she`d had to go to get by while waiting...her gut burned for a second as she remembered her first month out in the world, alone. She wasn`t going back to that.

`So, you can drive?` the woman, obviously in charge, asked her.

`Good enough to give you a chance to hit what`s in front of you.` she said back, having decided to take a hard line with any questions she was asked. She couldn`t afford to even appear weak, not with this woman.

`We`ll see about that.` Baca said and turned on her heel, taking two steps to the front gunner`s seat door. She rapped hard, once, on the outside of the `window,` and it slid down out of sight, allowing her to put her hands inside to where the grab handles were. Effortlessly she lifted herself up to the window, feet first, and slid inside. `Well?`

Michele unfroze herself and ran around the front of the fighting vehicle. She paid close attention to the outside of it as she did. There were no auxilliary firing ports. Two cooling-jacket sleeved barrels stuck their business ends just out from the front bumper. .50 cal`s she figured.

She hesitated only a second before continuing around to the driver`s side of the Punisher, where she mimiced her hopefully new Boss`s moves. Once inside, she fastened her 6-point harness with practiced ease, slipped the headset that hung just above and behind her to her left off its bracket and adjusted it onto her head, placing the throat-mic` around her neck...then nailed her attention on the dash.

Julie was turned slightly in the gunner`s seat, watching her. Michele ignored her and glanced up over her head to the bank of switches mounted to the roof. She flipped two, waited till the indicators went green under them, then in succession, flipped the weapon servo` toggles, APU start-up toggle and the driver-weapons engage control toggle.



Political Update

The relationship between the Badlands Truckstop and Merchants faction has cooled, due to what is perceived as `extortionate` gates fees charged to convoys passing through the truckstop.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
2. Bronx Cheer owned by MADHAT.
3. Front Man owned by MADHAT.
4. gATTY owned by MADHAT.
5. Beholder owned by Highway Hellriders.
6. Flailing Demon owned by -^-HellRazors-^-.
7. Statement owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc.
8. ayin owned by Weak Head Normal Forms.
9. Excalibur owned by Paladins.
10. Vendetta owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc.
11. Response owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc.
12. Buzzhard owned by Guns Gears Getaway.
13. Flailing Demon owned by -^-HellRazors-^-.
14. Mortar owned by the mad mad crushers.
15. REAPING MAULER owned by Road Templars.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.